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MIKAS B'DAY

by -NotSure- 4 reviews

MIKA, ARRA, KURDA, GAVNER A JACUZZI AND A BIG CRATE OF SPAM WHAT MORE COULD I SAY PLEASE R&R

Category: Cirque du Freak - Rating: G - Genres: Humor - Characters: Darren Shan, Other - Published: 2006-11-29 - Updated: 2006-11-29 - 380 words

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DISCLAIMER; I DON'T OWN ANYTHING
YO PEEPS! I WAS ON THE BUS TALKING TO MY MATES ABOUT SPAM AND THIS SPRANG INTO MIND AND I'VE GOT MY FAVE 2 COUPLES EVER IN IT.

IN A CAVE IN VAMPIRE MOUNTAIN ARRA AND MIKA WERE CELEBRATING HIS B'DAY. ARRA IS SITTING IN A HOT BUBBLING MOUNTAIN SPRING. MIKA IS STANDING BEHIND A BBQ.


"SO 272," ARRA SMIRKED "YOU'RE GETTING OLD MIKA."

MIKA JUMPED INTO THE SPRING SENDING WATER FLYING EVERYWHERE AND ARRA SCREAMED IN DELIGHT.

"BUT HAVEN'T YOU HEARD THET CERTAIN PARTS OF MEN IMPROVE WITH AGE.." MIKA SNAPPED GRABBING A BEER.

MIKA AND ARRA STARTED KISSING WHEN THEY HEARD A LOUD NOISE COMING FROM IN THE TUNNEL.

"OH NO IT COULD BE LARTEN," MIKA WHISPERED PULLING AWAY

KURDA AND GAVNER STUMBLED IN WITH TWO MASSIVE BOTTLES OF VODKA EACH.

"HIC... HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKY-BOY" GAVNER SLURRED KURDA GIGGLED LIKA A GIRL AND SPLASHED INTO THE SPRING.

ARRA PRODUCED AN APRON WHICH HAD A PICTURE OF A NAKED WOMAN ON IT AND GAVE IT TO MIKA.

"YOU WOULD LOOK GOOD IN THIS," SHE SAID "YOU'LL ONLY GET YOURE B'DAY PRESENT FROM ME IF YOU WEAR IT AND NOTHING ELSE FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT."

MIKA SIGHED AND SLICKED HIS EMO FRINGE BACK. HE TOOK OFF HIS BLACK TRUNKS AND WALKED OUT OF THE WATER BUT NAKED.HE GRABBED THE APRON AND PUT IT ON.

MIKA JUMPED AROUN LIKE A BALLERINA UNTILL HE FELL ON TOP OF GAVNERS BOXERS AND FOUND A TUB OF LUBRICANT. GAVNER SMILED AND WENT BRIGHT RED KURDA WENT RED TO AND EXPLAINED ABOUT THEIR SECRET AFFRAIR.


THEY MUCKED ABOUT AND DRANK FOR ABOUT AN HOUR BEFORE A YOUNG VOICE COULD BE HEARD IN THE TUNNEL

"I HOPE YOU ENJOY YOURE...PRESENT" KURDA GIGGLED TAKING A HUGE SWIG OF VODKA. "IT MAY NOT BE AS GOOD AS ARRA'S BUT I JUST HAD TO GET YOU IT."

DARREN WALKED IN MUMBLING TO HIMSELF AND PLONKED A HEAVY CRATE ON THE FLOOR NEXT TO HIM.

"SPAM!!!" KURDA AND GAVNER YELLED DRUNKENLY AND FINISHED OFF THEIR DRINKS

"WE COULD HAVE SOME FUN WITH THIS" ARRA SMILED

"OH YES," MIKA AGREED "WE COULD HAVE SOME...GREAT FUN."

so what do you think? it'll get better and more kinkyfuller soon. please R&R. ARRA 4 MIKA 4EVA!!!
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