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MUFFINLICIOUS!

by Lizzerriffic2137 3 reviews

this probably shouldn't be listed under the Black Eyed peas, but since Fergie wasn't there is was the closet possible. this is making fun of Fergalicious with a better version since fergalicious...

Category: Black Eyed Peas - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor, Parody - Published: 2007-01-11 - Updated: 2007-01-12 - 796 words

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Four, tres, two, uno

Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it
The beat that I'm bangin' is mufFIN-lic-ious

Muffinlicious definition make them kids go loco
They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo.
You could see me, you can't eat me.
I ain't cheesy, I ain't freezy.
I got reasons why I tease 'em.
Kids just come and go like seasons.

Muffinlicious (so delicious)
But I ain't meticulous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
I put them kids on knock, knock.
And they be knocking on my door just to taste what I got(four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them kids on knock, knock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
I'm Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

[Verse 2]
Muffinlicious def-,
Muffinlicious def-,
Muffinlicious def- [echo...]
Muffinlicious definition make them kids go crazy.
They always claim they know me,
Comin' to me call me Tasty (Hey, Tasty),
I'm the M to the U to the F F I to the N,
And can't no other food put it down like muffinsss.

I'm Muffinlicious (so delicious)
My body stay plump
I ain't up in the gym working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh, wee)
I put yo' kids on knock,knock
And he be knocking on my door to try to eat what I got(four, tres, two, uno)


So delicious (it's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got)
Muffinlicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out)

Kiddies, kiddies , kiddies,
If you really want me,
Children get some patience.
Maybe then you'll get a taste.
I'll be tasty, tasty,
I'll be laced with sugar.
It's so tasty, tasty,
It'll make you crazy.


M to the U, to the F F I N - yumm , it's tasty, M to the U to the F F I N - yumm, it's tasty
C to the U, to the N I N G H A M, to the C, to the U, to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie


All the time I turn around children gather round always looking at me all around looking at my [berries]
I just wanna say it now - I ain't trying to round up drama, little mama I don't wanna take your KID.
And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the kids wanna eat it.
But I'm tryin' to say , that I can't just get eaten away
'Cause johnny say she...

Delicious (so delicious)
But I ain't meticulous.
And if you was suspicious,
All that shit is fictitious.
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
I put them kids on knock, knock.
And they be knocking on my door just to taste what I got(got, got, got)

Four, tres, two, uno.
My body stay fluffy,
I be up in the bakery just working on my fluffness,
He's my witness (oooh, wee).
I put yo' YONNAY on knock, knock,
And he be knocking on my door just to eat all i got(four, tres, two, uno)

So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Muffinlicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty
It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Muffinlicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)


M to the U, to the F F I N - yumm, that's tasty.
M to the U, to the F F I N - yumm, good muffin
M to the U, to the F F I N - mmmm, that's tasty.
M to the U, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
C to the U, to the N I N G H A M, to the C, to the, U to the, N I N G H A M, to the
C to the U, to the N I N G H A M, to the C, to the U, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

M to the U, to the F F I N - what do you want. M to the U, to the F F I N - FOR BREAKFAST
M to the U, to the F F I N - JOHNNY?!?! M to the U, to the, four, tres, two, uno
C to the U, to the N I N G H A M, to the C, to the U, to the N I N G H A M, to the
C to the U, to the N I N G H A M, to the C, to the U, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

MUFFINS!!!!!!!!! =]
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