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Matrix Haiku
2 ReviewsSix haikus inspired by Matrix (all three movies).
Keanu finds himself
Dodging bullets in 3D.
"Whoa, I am the One."
***
Morpheus finds Neo;
But fulfilling prophecy
Needs Trinity's lips.
***
Agents all around,
All say the One won't be found.
Oracle says, "Ha."
***
Kickin' and punchin'
And now Neo is flyin'
What's next? Heat vision?
*
Zion in danger,
Machines coming. What to do?
Throw a big party.
*
Blah, blah, blah, they go.
Spare me the lectures and just
Give me Orgasm Cake(tm).
Dodging bullets in 3D.
"Whoa, I am the One."
***
Morpheus finds Neo;
But fulfilling prophecy
Needs Trinity's lips.
***
Agents all around,
All say the One won't be found.
Oracle says, "Ha."
***
Kickin' and punchin'
And now Neo is flyin'
What's next? Heat vision?
*
Zion in danger,
Machines coming. What to do?
Throw a big party.
*
Blah, blah, blah, they go.
Spare me the lectures and just
Give me Orgasm Cake(tm).
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