You're going to be a very popular boy, Patrick Stump.
- Ya know, when I saw the title on the main page, I kind of just looked at it for a good minute. I thought maybe I was seeing things and then it finally hit me. EMMA POSTED A STORY!!!! I may have wet myself with laughter. Can I be the father of the hairy little fetus? Well, maybe that wouldn't be a good idea. I would deny I was the daddy, call Patrick a whore, and never pay child support. I'd be a horrible babydaddy...or whatever they call it on Maury. Funny point for you, my dear Emma.
(#) whatkatydid 2007-03-27 06:07:43 AMOMG This was the most amazing thing I've read in a while on this level. Emma, you're atcually insane. You wrote every word int his story like it was actually OK for Pat's to be up the duff....
Admittedly, i was little freaked out, the reality of it is uncanny, however...it was frickin hilarious at the same time.
You're awesome, you should know that...