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Chapter Two
12 reviewsAn Anna Nicole-like fight over the father of Patrick's baby breaks out. Although Pete probably thinks he's the father of that one too.
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Case # 9900301: Stump, Patrick
(#) LOVELA 2007-03-29
This story just keeps getting better and better. I laughed through the whole thing. You should write for a rediculous sitcom, fo sho. I LOVE how self centered Pete is, how lispy and stoned Joe is, and how alienesk Andy is. Patrick will be a great dad/mom. I can't wait for more, but I suppose I will have to. Oh yeah, and I'm sure there are a whole shit load of unaccounted Pete's running around. Scary.Case # 9900301: Stump, Patrick
(#) whatkatydid 2007-03-30
WHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! LMFAOOOOOO!!!
Emma, this was fecking hilarious!!! I KNEW Andy fathered it, I knew it , I knew it!
I especially liked the following:
> Joe's lithsp
> Pete's Super Sperm
> Patrick and Andy's New Year Kiss
> What the baby will look like
> Patrick's Morning sickness
Awesome chapter 'duuuuude'.
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(#) puddin 2007-03-30
lmao
I so love the story and I am looking forward for next chapterCase # 9900301: Stump, Patrick
(#) FrostedGlass 2007-04-01
My personal highlights:
/Maybe my mom was right. Don't hold hands because that could lead to kissing and kissing can get you pregnant.
When I first found out, I was, like, "it has to be the drugs." I was so stoned once that I thought I was pregnant! Now I was so stoned that I thought Patrick was pregnant. I knew something was wrong when I stopped smoking for a few days, and Patrick was still pregnant.
personality transplants
"Patrick, I'm a Transfelidorian!" Andy blurted. "When we kissed, I think I might've accidentally transferred an egg to you and that's why you're pregnant."
Patrick was confused. "You what?"
"I'm an alien?" Andy said simply, raising his eyebrows in a "please forgive me" matter. "I have a book if you want to read about it," he added as an afterthought.
"Pete thinks he has super sperm," he laughed bitterly as he sniffed, "he likes to brag that he can get a girl pregnant just by looking at her."/
Did you call Joe “Truman” on purpose? Because that made me giggle too. He should run for president anways…
Emma, you have outdone yourself. This chapter was nothing less than absurdly hilarious. I am very jealous and proud. :)Author's response
Poor Joe. I didn't even notice that I spelled his name wrong. How sad is that?Case # 9900301: Stump, Patrick
(#) nya-MEya 2007-04-10
Wow.
I am in love.
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You are my favorite writer.
Endofstory.
This is anything short of 'when the world comes to an end becasue Patrick fooking Stumph is pregnant'.
And that's all. [:
Please update, I want to hear more of overegotistic douches, aliens with eggs,Joes with...erm...lisps...[he does that anyway...] and most importantly, Patricks on PMS.
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(#) nya-MEya 2007-04-10
I AM OUT OF EFFING RATING POINTS.
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I will return...with RATING POINTS!! Muahahahahahaha....ha.
hands Emma a spatula
Have...fun...with that. [:Case # 9900301: Stump, Patrick
(#) -LoVe-CaNt-SaVe-YoU- 2007-04-13
haha sooo funny!!
andy an alien... hmm i always thought he was jesus or something...
update soon!Case # 9900301: Stump, Patrick
(#) rainydaykid13 2007-05-17
Haha.
I think I just about died reading that.
Andy is an alien.
I always thought he was Jesus or something, and that's ironic; I'm Jewish.
But you've outdone yourself.
This is pretty much amazing.
And very entertaining to read while listening to Aerosmith's "Dude Looks Like a Lady".Case # 9900301: Stump, Patrick
(#) cockroach_kickers_fx 2007-09-02
bahaha! this story is great!
-grape ape.
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