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A Joey Jordison love story pt.6

by Joey_Maggot_666 0 reviews

Ha-Ha im gonna be a bitch and not tell you... so now you have to read it and find out yourself. mmmmuuuuuuhhhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaa

Category: Slipknot - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Romance - Warnings: [!] - Published: 2007-03-30 - Updated: 2007-03-31 - 938 words - Complete

you gasp to see mick wrestling around with shawn and all the slipknot guys around them laughing. "ahem"joey says then they all stop. "Guys this is kate, kate this is sid, paul, chris, james, craig, shawn, mick and corey" they all say hi and then corey walks up to."so...whats your favortie color? What music do you listen to? What booze do you drink?"he says "well my favorite color is black and purple, i listen to metal and rock and i prefer to drink jack danniels" you say all in one sentence. you look at him oddly."I was just trying to bring up conversation, ya know, I have to get to know my best friends bitch","I am not his bitch" you say with a slight smirk on your face."ohhhh you have a little crush on joey woey dont you"he says in a baby voice. your face turns a slight shade of red. you walk over to joey whos sitting on the couch and he grabs you by the waist pulling you onto his lap. you smile and think to yourself about how hot this guy is and the fact that you cant believe that your sitting in corey taylors living room with slipknot."Score man you broke the record" chris screams at mick breaking you from your train of thought."record ro what?" you say eyeing the bottle of jack."the record for most shots taken in under a minute", you nod then get up off of joey and grab the bottle and chug it. soon after that you are pissed."Hey corey look at me" you scream while dancing ontop of his kitchen table." get the fuck down from there" he yells so you jump off the table onto mick. he groans but then you get off him and go dit next to joey on the couch. You try to start a conversation with him but he just laughs at you a bit. Not too long after that all the guys are drunk and passed out. You lay your head down on joeys lap and fall asleep.the next morning you wake up to a splitting head ache. You open your eyes to find your face burrien in joeys groin. you gasp and sit up."Thank fuck I thought you'ld never get up" joey says with his face a slight shade of pink considering he is a little hard."we didnt..... i mean i didnt.... i mean ive got a head ache" "Dont worry you didnt,we didnt and ill get you some advil", with that he gets up and a few minutes later he comes back into the living room with a glass of water and two pills. you take the pills and thank him. "we really should be getting you home now."he says, you nod then leave and get into his car. On the way home you listen to the almighty Marilyn Manson the beautiful people

And I don't want you and I don't need you
Don't bother to resist, or I'll beat you
It's not your fault that you're always wrong
The weak ones are there to justify the strong

The beautiful people, the beautiful people
It's all relative to the size of your steeple
You can't see the forest for the trees
You can't smell your own shit on your knees

There's no time to discriminate,
Hate every motherfucker
That's in your way

Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
If you live with apes man, it's hard to be clean

The worms will live in every host
It's hard to pick which one they eat most

The horrible people, the horrible people
It's as anatomic as the size of your steeple
Capitalism has made it this way,
Old-fashioned fascism will take it away


There's no time to discriminate,
Hate every motherfucker
That's in your way

The beautiful people
The beautiful people (aahh) [x4]

[Chorus x2]

The beautiful people [x8]

sooo where was i....

you arraive home and joey helps you out of the car and up to your bedroom where he tucks you under the sheets and takes a seat next to you. "sorry if i was any trouble last night and thanx for helping me","you were no trouble for me just for corey"you both laugh "dont thank me for helping you out its no problem, i like helping you, you just weird, last night you kept talking about evil ducks trying to rape drunken monkeys and chickens" he says and you both laugh. He goes to leave but you sit up and grab his arm stopping him. Your faces are just inches away when he leans in and kisses you, he runs his tounge along your lip asking for permission so you gently seperate your lips and soon later your laying down and he is parshally ontop of you. he soon pulls away and you both smile. "Are you doing anything tomorrow?" he asks you. "no, why?" you reply in a flirty tone. "I was just wondering if you would like to come over to my house tonight for dinner, just the two of us?", "id love to" you say and he pecks you on the lips one last time and leaves. You roll over and shut yor eyes soon falling asleep thinking about all the things that have just happened.

sorry there so short, I just get sick of typing and I do have a life so this is not what i do most of my time.
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