Professor Snape gets a most unwelcome visit from a Muggle television show... Crossover with What Not To Wear.
"And we MUST do something about that hair!"
"HOW DARE YOU MUGGLES DISRUPT MY CLASS!" Snape yelled at the two women, one flat chested, one decidedly not, who'd barged in only moments ago.
"Your entire closet will have to go, but to compensate, here's a cheque for two thousand pounds, for your new wardrobe."
"But, you must follow OUR rules!"
Snape raised his wand, but stopped when Professor Lockhart entered.
"No need to thank me!" Lockhart grinned, "I nominated you, of course. Why should I be the only well dressed wizard at Hogwarts?!"