Since when is Snape such a nice guy? Quantum Leap crossover.
He awoke in a classroom, covered in goop, facing a trembling
"Um -- it's alright, son, no harm done!" he said, kindly, mopping up
the sticky liquid with the edge of his already soiled cloak.
"Are you feeling alright, Professor?" A frizzy haired girl asked.
"I'm fine!" he said, smiling, "Umm, that's enough for today. Class
As the students left, someone entered.
"You're not going to believe this, Sam! You're a potions master at a
wizard's school -- that guy in the waiting room's a real piece of work!
Welcome to Hogwarts, Professor Snape!"