Categories > Cartoons > South Park > Scrumdiddlyumtious


by Shino 5 reviews

Stan and Kyle love each other. DEAL. :D Crack

Category: South Park - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Parody - Characters: Kyle, Stan - Published: 2007-06-06 - Updated: 2007-06-06 - 288 words - Complete

Disclaimer: Do not own them.

Title: Scrumdiddlyumtious

Summary: Stan and Kyle love each other. DEAL. :D Crack

Warnings: Yaoi Cussing PWP (Kinda)OOC

Couple: Style

Written By: Shino

Inspired By: The story Obvious. I'm not making fun of it. It just made me wanna write crack. :O

Comments: The title comes from something Larry said in reference to some naked cartoon characters lack of a dick.




Kyle was over a Stan's house, brooding about how much he loved the teen sitting on the floor a few feet away. He loved him so much but he couldn't tell him. What if Stan's was straight!? Sure they had held hands, shared deep heartfelt discussions and other gay things multiple times in the past. But did that really mean the other would fuck him? Kyle didn't know but he was about to find out.

"elohel, Stanly, I got sumpin 2 say 2 u."

The addressed boy looked up.


Kyle looked away, a light blush crossing his cheeks.

"I r gai 4 u."

Stan blinked slowly, then, gradually, a wide grin crossed his face.

"Nu wai! Me 2!"

Kyle looked up in time to get a chest full of Marsh.


Stan grinned mischievously down at the teen he was pinning to the bed.

"Sew, how'd yew lyk fer me tuu rub yer nipples?"

Kyle chuckled, lips tweaking up into a smug sort-of smile.

"O I'd luv fer yew tuu."

Stan purred, leaning down to capture the others mouth.


Then they had the gayest, rainbow-ie-est sex EVER.


. . . . . . . . . .

I don't blame yew if yew want to kill me now.

D: D: D: D: D: D:

I want to kill me.

:D :D :D :D :D :D

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