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If I'm Just Bad News, Then You're Just A Liar

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Category: Panic! At The Disco - Rating: PG - Genres: Humor - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2007-07-22 - Updated: 2007-07-22 - 514 words

If I'm Just Bad News, Then You're Just A Liar

A black haired guy came bursting through the door.

"Did I miss anything?"

"Nope. I haven't started it yet."

"Whatcha watching?"

Jon walked in balancing three bowls of cereal.

"America's Next Top Model."

"Hey, I'm still mad that I can't watch Seseme Street. I mean, what do you guys have against Elmo?"

"The giant bird scares me."

The black haired guy said, shoving popcorn in his mouth.

"Okay, Brendon, you're just weird."

"He's weird? You're a 21 year old man (I think I can't really remember) who eats Cookie Crisp and watches Seseme Street and Dora." Spencer said.

"Hey I like Dora." Brendon said.

Ryan sat down next to him.

"Na, Lazy Town's better."

"Dude, that girls hair is awesome!!"

Brendon saw me.

"Are you Ryan's new girlfriend?"


"You're joking right?"

"No duh. I'm Lexi, you're bodyguard."

"What? You're a girl."

"Yes, I am. And I am you're bodyguard."

"Will you go out with me?"

"I have a boyfriend."





"She's kidding, Brendon. You're so stupid."

"So is that a no?"



"NO!! Stop that!!"


"Pssssss, Lexi?"



Who the hell was in my room? It's 1:00 in the morning!!

I opened my eye a tad.


Jon stood over me.

"Why are you in my room?!!"

"I want peanut butter."

"Go get some then."

"We don't have any."

"Go to the store."

"I can't go alone."


"I'm scared. And Brendon told me I can't drive in a car alone."


"I broke our last car."

"You got in acar accident?!"

"No, I broke the steering wheel."

"Oh. Can't you wait 8 hours?"



"Lexi? It's been 8 hours."

I opened my eyes.

"Ok, just lemmie get dressed."

He stood there.

"You kinda have to leave."

"Oh, ok."

I got dressed and opened the door...WAM!!!i The door smacked Jon in the face.

"I'm soooo sorry!!"

"It's ok. Can we go get penut butter now?"


I felt really bad that I hit Jon in the face, but...he didn't seem to mind so...

"YAY we can get penut butter now!!"

We pulled into the parking lot.

Jon sprinted into the store.


Great, I lost him.



Jon tackled me.

"You scared me!!!"

"Let's go get penut butter now."

"Ick, all they have is crunchy penut butter."

"Crunchy peanut butter is-"



A mob of stupid little teenies came running.

"Will you marry me?"
"Can I see you naked?"
"What color underwear are you wearing?"
"Will you have sex with me?"
"Can you sign my butt?"
"I you Jon!!"
"Can I have you're number?"


Stupid girls.

"Excuse me ladies, I know you all want to have his babies but he doesn't like you ok? so GO AWAY!!"

"Thanks. I hate it when girls do that."

"No problem."

"Eh Mi Gadd you're Jon Walker!!" The lady at the cash regeister said.

"Put a sock in it lady and just give him his peanut butter."

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