- by Vanir 37 reviews
Harry escapes britain, and learns the truth about the weirdest heritage ever. He learns stuff and gets some girls, too.
There will be a lot of NC-17 here, and not much quality. I write to amuse my...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Fleur,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007-09-10 - Updated: 2007-09-13 - 4037 words
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The walrus said.
by VanirHarry learns more about himself, and loads about the female body. The fic's basic outline is revealed. Featuring ramblings, hints and a bit too much smut.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007-09-13 - Updated: 2007-09-13 - 6272 words
To talk of many things
by VanirHarry begins to adapt to his new reality. He learns some of the Who, the What and the How of things, and does his best. Featuring ramblings, bits of cow and some romantic smut. Guest star; The Gobl...
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007-09-20 - Updated: 2007-09-20 - 7480 words
Of shoes, and ships, and sealing wax.
by VanirThe arrival at the rabbit hole, and what harry found there. Letters, boobs and tailspinning Harry.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [R] [?] - Published: 2007-09-27 - Updated: 2007-09-27 - 6109 words
Of Cabbages And Kings
by VanirSmut and introductions. Harry gets his first lessons and a few shocks, too
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007-10-02 - Updated: 2007-10-02 - 7688 words
- by Vanir 16 reviews
Letters, Ladies, Lessons and Loopiness. His development continues, and he loses his legs. For a minute.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] - Published: 2007-10-10 - Updated: 2007-10-10 - 6901 words
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And Whether Pigs Have Wings
by VanirSorcery? It's like riding a bicycle, right? The son-of-a-snake gets a challenge.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Published: 2007-10-15 - Updated: 2007-10-15 - 7227 words
But Wait A Bit,
by VanirAwakenings. Bikes, babes and bondage. Lord of the mansion. He's finally getting somewhere.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Dobby,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Published: 2007-10-21 - Updated: 2007-10-21 - 9300 words
The Oysters Cried
by VanirA memorial mishap, a teleological transformation and the hazard of helping hands. Oh yeah. Smut, too.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Fantasy - Published: 2007-10-27 - Updated: 2007-10-27 - 9496 words
Before We Have Our Chat,
by VanirSome light housewarming, meet the inlaws and getting some real work done. Fluff alert, and a closing line i really wanted to use.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Parody,Romance - Warnings: [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007-10-30 - Updated: 2007-10-30 - 10509 words
For Some Of Us Are Out Of Breath, And All Of Us Are Fat
by VanirRevelations, a wedding and a wedding night. Not for romantics or squeamish folks.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Neville - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [Y] - Published: 2007-11-03 - Updated: 2007-11-03 - 7411 words
"No Hurry!" Said The Carpenter
by VanirThe morning after, the Auror's oath, The Awakening of Lord Longbottom and Motala. Guest stars: Albus, Minerva and Luna.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Warnings: [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007-11-09 - Updated: 2007-11-09 - 7726 words
They Thanked Him Much For That.
by VanirThe Race. Dobby and the Director. Susan's wicked ways, and the downside to bicycle pants.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Neville - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007-11-15 - Updated: 2007-11-15 - 9131 words
"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
by VanirDiagnosing Susan, a humble old bat, anecdotes of the great accountants, and one strange boarding school.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Harry,Neville,Tonks - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007-11-22 - Updated: 2007-11-22 - 7700 words
Is What We Chiefly Need
by VanirFarewell to scales, the Grand Old Ladies, and the enslavement of the Pureblood Princess.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Tonks - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007-12-02 - Updated: 2007-12-02 - 8903 words
Pepper And Vinegar Besides
by VanirIn public again, Elaine's first public appearance, The Taunting of the Black Bella and a birthday.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Warnings: [V] [X] [Y] - Published: 2007-12-14 - Updated: 2007-12-15 - 7775 words
Are Very Good Indeed
by VanirBattle, pressing engagements and Umbridge, round one.
Vengeance, angst and some underage drinking.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Humor - Characters: Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [V] [R] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007-12-22 - Updated: 2008-01-30 - 7346 words
Now If You're Ready, Oysters Dear,
by VanirA quick look at the world. Ginny, Luna and Hermione plans ahead, and the domestication of a feral Huldr, NC-17 style.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Bill Weasley,Dobby,Fleur,Ginny,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2007-12-26 - Updated: 2007-12-26 - 7987 words
We Can Begin To Feed
by VanirThe Lunarian Legion, a Poolside attack and the benefits of implants.One hell of an extreme makeover, a present for Ginny and Time to go to school.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Fred,George,Ginny,Pansy - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008-01-01 - Updated: 2008-01-01 - 8409 words
"But Not On Us," The Oysters Cried,
by VanirStrangers on a train, Lordy Harry and the Pureblood oaths, buddies, twins and a Welcome Home worthy of Harry Potter
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Neville,Pansy - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] - Published: 2008-01-04 - Updated: 2008-01-05 - 7655 words
Turning A Little Blue
by VanirHoggy Warty Hogwarts. Harry's first day in school, interrogation, intimidation, slight dismemberment, Deus Ex Machina and some smut, too. The birth of another legend.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Dumbledore,Flitwick,Ginny,Harry - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [?] - Published: 2008-01-11 - Updated: 2008-01-11 - 8860 words
After Such Kindness, That Would Be
by VanirConfrontation, intelligence gathering, a truly enchanted ceiling and Lady Hogwarts. A paper proves that Fudge is no thinking substance, and vanishing Bones.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Umbridge,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] - Published: 2008-01-19 - Updated: 2008-01-19 - 8542 words
A Dismal Thing To Do!
by VanirViolence, Hammerhead Diplomacy and the Ultimate Barmaids. War changes people, even when they don't quite happen. Another little slavegirl is acquired, and Draco gets off on the wrong foot.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Draco,Harry,Kingsley - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] - Published: 2008-01-24 - Updated: 2008-01-24 - 9381 words
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
by VanirOf ravens with claws, a battle of Marks, the fate of Dawlish and i think there was some smut, too
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Cho,Marietta Edgecombe,Padma,Parvati,Theodore Nott - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Published: 2008-01-30 - Updated: 2008-01-30 - 7483 words
- by Vanir 19 reviews
The stupid fate of Theodore Nott, Goddesses by the bedside, Seamus' dream and the Them. There's explicit language in this chapter, but no actual smut.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Hermione,Theodore Nott - Warnings: [!] [V] [?] - Published: 2008-02-13 - Updated: 2008-02-13 - 7623 words
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"It Was So Good Of You To Come!
by VanirA weekend off, and on. A most serious house warming party, and rent negotiations. Introductions, interrogations and one thoroughly distracted spy.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Hagrid,Harry,Neville - Warnings: [!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2008-02-23 - Updated: 2008-02-23 - 7260 words
And You Are Very Nice!"
by VanirA morning after, a stroll downtown and a volatile approach to politics. Ron makes a distracted appearance, and a Girl and her elusive Prey.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Draco,Harry,Pansy,Ron - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] - Published: 2008-03-11 - Updated: 2008-03-11 - 7323 words
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
by VanirRe-flowering, investigation, conversation and some boinking, too.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Ron,The Giant Squid - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [?] - Published: 2008-03-19 - Updated: 2008-03-19 - 6550 words
I Wish You Were Not Quite So Deaf-
by VanirHeaven's on Fire, a decade of updates, a sex dream and a most unexpected letter. Meanie Harry and a truly horny girl. Smutty? You think?
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Ron - Warnings: [V] [X] [Y] - Published: 2008-04-02 - Updated: 2008-04-02 - 7649 words
I've Had To Ask You Twice
by VanirVoldemorts vacation, The woes of Miss Blue, the emerging Goddess,Jr and some cold November rain.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Harry,Marietta Edgecombe,Narcissa,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [R] - Published: 2008-07-17 - Updated: 2008-07-18 - 7850 words
It seems a shame”, the walrus said,“To play them such a trick.
by VanirTense fiends, lost robes and the proper use of a poop deck. A non-hunt for Horcruxes and the pure evil of a redneck armpit. Oh, there may be some senseless shagging too.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Dumbledore,Ginny,Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [R] - Published: 2008-09-17 - Updated: 2008-09-17 - 7992 words
After we've brought them out so far, And made them trot so quick
by VanirSnapshots before Christmas. Not my best, but a continuation, anyway
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry - Warnings: [X] [R] [?] - Published: 2009-08-02 - Updated: 2009-08-02 - 6310 words
The Carpenter said nothing but
by VanirAn Other Christmas, and the woes of Jimmy Jinx.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Narcissa,Neville - Warnings: [X] [R] [Y] - Published: 2010-06-02 - Updated: 2010-06-02 - 7180 words
- by Vanir 12 reviews
Nothing, really.
Category: Harry Potter - Rating: G - Genres: Drama - Warnings: [?] [Y] - Published: 2019-11-26 - 185 words
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