Categories > Books > Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the Midnight Sun.

by Vanir 70 Reviews

Harry escapes Britain, and learns the truth about the weirdest heritage ever. He learns stuff and gets some girls, too. There is much to experience in the land of the Midnight Sun. (There will be ...

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Fleur,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Chapters: 33 - Published: 2007/09/10 - Updated: 2010/06/02 - 255065 words

  • The time has come

    by Vanir 33 Reviews

    Harry escapes britain, and learns the truth about the weirdest heritage ever. He learns stuff and gets some girls, too. There will be a lot of NC-17 here, and not much quality. I write to amuse my...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Fleur,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007/09/10 - Updated: 2007/09/13 - 4037 words

    5Original
  • The walrus said.

    by Vanir

    Harry learns more about himself, and loads about the female body. The fic's basic outline is revealed. Featuring ramblings, hints and a bit too much smut.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007/09/13 - Updated: 2007/09/13 - 6272 words

    ?Blocked
  • To talk of many things

    by Vanir

    Harry begins to adapt to his new reality. He learns some of the Who, the What and the How of things, and does his best. Featuring ramblings, bits of cow and some romantic smut. Guest star; The Gobl...

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007/09/20 - Updated: 2007/09/20 - 7480 words

    ?Blocked
  • Of shoes, and ships, and sealing wax.

    by Vanir

    The arrival at the rabbit hole, and what harry found there. Letters, boobs and tailspinning Harry.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] [R] [?] - Published: 2007/09/27 - Updated: 2007/09/27 - 6109 words

    ?Blocked
  • Of Cabbages And Kings

    by Vanir

    Smut and introductions. Harry gets his first lessons and a few shocks, too

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Parody - Characters: Harry - Warnings: [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007/10/02 - Updated: 2007/10/02 - 7688 words

    ?Blocked
  • And Why The Sea Is Boiling Hot

    by Vanir 16 Reviews

    Letters, Ladies, Lessons and Loopiness. His development continues, and he loses his legs. For a minute.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] - Published: 2007/10/10 - Updated: 2007/10/10 - 6901 words

    5Hot
  • And Whether Pigs Have Wings

    by Vanir

    Sorcery? It's like riding a bicycle, right? The son-of-a-snake gets a challenge.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters:  - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Published: 2007/10/15 - Updated: 2007/10/15 - 7227 words

    ?Blocked
  • But Wait A Bit,

    by Vanir

    Awakenings. Bikes, babes and bondage. Lord of the mansion. He's finally getting somewhere.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Dobby,Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [?] - Published: 2007/10/21 - Updated: 2007/10/21 - 9300 words

    ?Blocked
  • The Oysters Cried

    by Vanir

    A memorial mishap, a teleological transformation and the hazard of helping hands. Oh yeah. Smut, too.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Fantasy - Characters:  - Published: 2007/10/27 - Updated: 2007/10/27 - 9496 words

    ?Blocked
  • Before We Have Our Chat,

    by Vanir

    Some light housewarming, meet the inlaws and getting some real work done. Fluff alert, and a closing line i really wanted to use.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Parody,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007/10/30 - Updated: 2007/10/30 - 10509 words

    ?Blocked
  • For Some Of Us Are Out Of Breath, And All Of Us Are Fat

    by Vanir

    Revelations, a wedding and a wedding night. Not for romantics or squeamish folks.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Romance - Characters: Neville - Warnings: [V] [X] [R] [Y] - Published: 2007/11/03 - Updated: 2007/11/03 - 7411 words

    ?Blocked
  • "No Hurry!" Said The Carpenter

    by Vanir

    The morning after, the Auror's oath, The Awakening of Lord Longbottom and Motala. Guest stars: Albus, Minerva and Luna.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters:  - Warnings: [X] [R] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007/11/09 - Updated: 2007/11/09 - 7726 words

    ?Blocked
  • They Thanked Him Much For That.

    by Vanir

    The Race. Dobby and the Director. Susan's wicked ways, and the downside to bicycle pants.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Neville - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007/11/15 - Updated: 2007/11/15 - 9131 words

    ?Blocked
  • "A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,

    by Vanir

    Diagnosing Susan, a humble old bat, anecdotes of the great accountants, and one strange boarding school.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Harry,Neville,Tonks - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007/11/22 - Updated: 2007/11/22 - 7700 words

    ?Blocked
  • Is What We Chiefly Need

    by Vanir

    Farewell to scales, the Grand Old Ladies, and the enslavement of the Pureblood Princess.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Tonks - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007/12/02 - Updated: 2007/12/02 - 8903 words

    ?Blocked
  • Pepper And Vinegar Besides

    by Vanir

    In public again, Elaine's first public appearance, The Taunting of the Black Bella and a birthday.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters:  - Warnings: [V] [X] [Y] - Published: 2007/12/14 - Updated: 2007/12/15 - 7775 words

    ?Blocked
  • Are Very Good Indeed

    by Vanir

    Battle, pressing engagements and Umbridge, round one. Vengeance, angst and some underage drinking.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Humor - Characters: Professor McGonagall - Warnings: [V] [R] [?] [Y] - Published: 2007/12/22 - Updated: 2008/01/30 - 7346 words

    ?Blocked
  • Now If You're Ready, Oysters Dear,

    by Vanir

    A quick look at the world. Ginny, Luna and Hermione plans ahead, and the domestication of a feral Huldr, NC-17 style.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Bill Weasley,Dobby,Fleur,Ginny,Hermione,Luna - Warnings: [!!] [X] [?] - Published: 2007/12/26 - Updated: 2007/12/26 - 7987 words

    ?Blocked
  • We Can Begin To Feed

    by Vanir

    The Lunarian Legion, a Poolside attack and the benefits of implants.One hell of an extreme makeover, a present for Ginny and Time to go to school.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Fred,George,Ginny,Pansy - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [?] [Y] - Published: 2008/01/01 - Updated: 2008/01/01 - 8409 words

    ?Blocked
  • "But Not On Us," The Oysters Cried,

    by Vanir

    Strangers on a train, Lordy Harry and the Pureblood oaths, buddies, twins and a Welcome Home worthy of Harry Potter

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Neville,Pansy - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] - Published: 2008/01/04 - Updated: 2008/01/05 - 7655 words

    ?Blocked
  • Turning A Little Blue

    by Vanir

    Hoggy Warty Hogwarts. Harry's first day in school, interrogation, intimidation, slight dismemberment, Deus Ex Machina and some smut, too. The birth of another legend.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Dumbledore,Flitwick,Ginny,Harry - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [?] - Published: 2008/01/11 - Updated: 2008/01/11 - 8860 words

    ?Blocked
  • After Such Kindness, That Would Be

    by Vanir

    Confrontation, intelligence gathering, a truly enchanted ceiling and Lady Hogwarts. A paper proves that Fudge is no thinking substance, and vanishing Bones.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry,Umbridge,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [X] [?] - Published: 2008/01/19 - Updated: 2008/01/19 - 8542 words

    ?Blocked
  • A Dismal Thing To Do!

    by Vanir

    Violence, Hammerhead Diplomacy and the Ultimate Barmaids. War changes people, even when they don't quite happen. Another little slavegirl is acquired, and Draco gets off on the wrong foot.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Draco,Harry,Kingsley - Warnings: [!!] [V] [X] - Published: 2008/01/24 - Updated: 2008/01/24 - 9381 words

    ?Blocked
  • "The night is fine," the Walrus said.

    by Vanir

    Of ravens with claws, a battle of Marks, the fate of Dawlish and i think there was some smut, too

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Cho,Marietta Edgecombe,Padma,Parvati,Theodore Nott - Warnings: [V] [X] [?] - Published: 2008/01/30 - Updated: 2008/01/30 - 7483 words

    ?Blocked
  • Do You Admire The View?

    by Vanir 19 Reviews

    The stupid fate of Theodore Nott, Goddesses by the bedside, Seamus' dream and the Them. There's explicit language in this chapter, but no actual smut.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: R - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Hermione,Theodore Nott - Warnings: [!] [V] [?] - Published: 2008/02/13 - Updated: 2008/02/13 - 7623 words

    5Original
  • "It Was So Good Of You To Come!

    by Vanir

    A weekend off, and on. A most serious house warming party, and rent negotiations. Introductions, interrogations and one thoroughly distracted spy.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Hagrid,Harry,Neville - Warnings: [!] [X] [Y] - Published: 2008/02/23 - Updated: 2008/02/23 - 7260 words

    ?Blocked
  • And You Are Very Nice!"

    by Vanir

    A morning after, a stroll downtown and a volatile approach to politics. Ron makes a distracted appearance, and a Girl and her elusive Prey.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Draco,Harry,Pansy,Ron - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] - Published: 2008/03/11 - Updated: 2008/03/11 - 7323 words

    ?Blocked
  • The Carpenter said nothing but "Cut us another slice:

    by Vanir

    Re-flowering, investigation, conversation and some boinking, too.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Ron,The Giant Squid - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [?] - Published: 2008/03/19 - Updated: 2008/03/19 - 6550 words

    ?Blocked
  • I Wish You Were Not Quite So Deaf-

    by Vanir

    Heaven's on Fire, a decade of updates, a sex dream and a most unexpected letter. Meanie Harry and a truly horny girl. Smutty? You think?

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Ron - Warnings: [V] [X] [Y] - Published: 2008/04/02 - Updated: 2008/04/02 - 7649 words

    ?Blocked
  • I've Had To Ask You Twice

    by Vanir

    Voldemorts vacation, The woes of Miss Blue, the emerging Goddess,Jr and some cold November rain.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy,Parody - Characters: Harry,Marietta Edgecombe,Narcissa,Voldemort - Warnings: [!] [V] [X] [R] - Published: 2008/07/17 - Updated: 2008/07/18 - 7850 words

    ?Blocked
  • It seems a shame”, the walrus said,“To play them such a trick.

    by Vanir

    Tense fiends, lost robes and the proper use of a poop deck. A non-hunt for Horcruxes and the pure evil of a redneck armpit. Oh, there may be some senseless shagging too.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Humor,Parody - Characters: Dumbledore,Ginny,Harry - Warnings: [!!!] [X] [R] - Published: 2008/09/17 - Updated: 2008/09/17 - 7992 words

    ?Blocked
  • After we've brought them out so far, And made them trot so quick

    by Vanir

    Snapshots before Christmas. Not my best, but a continuation, anyway

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Angst,Erotica,Humor - Characters: Dumbledore,Harry - Warnings: [X] [R] [?] - Published: 2009/08/02 - Updated: 2009/08/02 - 6310 words

    ?Blocked
  • The Carpenter said nothing but

    by Vanir

    An Other Christmas, and the woes of Jimmy Jinx.

    Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Erotica,Fantasy - Characters: Harry,Hermione,Narcissa,Neville - Warnings: [X] [R] [Y] - Published: 2010/06/02 - Updated: 2010/06/02 - 7180 words

    ?Blocked
Log in to rate and review this story

Log in!




Register Lost password

Filter

You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. Log in to adjust filter.
0

 

Featured Story

Site Stats

  • Authors: 644207
  • Stories: 40615

Recent Stories