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100 drabbles centred around Cameron, Chase and Foreman for the fanfic100 challenge
Word count: 160
Chase's tie is orange.
"Why?" asks Cameron weakly, her voice laced with desperation.
Chase looks down at it sheepishly. "It's not that bad, is it?"
It's a particularly lurid shade of orange, one that brings to mind carrots on speed. Foreman puts his head in his hands.
Cameron closes her eyes to avoid having to look at it any more. The shade seems to have burned itself into her retinas. "Orange, Robert," she breathes. "/Orange./"
Chase looks confused. "What's wrong with orange?"
Cameron opens her mouth for a moment, then closes it again. She cannot think of the words to do her answer justice. There is a pause. Finally, she says meekly "With that colour shirt...". (Which is a technically a lie, as no shirt could make that tie acceptable).
Chase glances at his paisley shirt. "What's wrong with it?" he asks, nonplussed.
Cameron gives him a thoughtful look, before hitting him over the head with the patient's medical history.