The author is messing with the universe and doing it all wrong. Fic the first: A young woman walks into a bar...
- *Blinks. Frowns a bit. Opens her mouth, then closes it again. Scratches the back of her head.
Shrugs and laughs hysterically*
This was fun and pointless and disturbing, all rolled up into one. I have to say I do not appreciate the fatty-Shinra exec reference, but it was well worth it by the mention of the "Cid and Vinny" special.
And a Zack sandwich! Glorious!