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BeastSexyRawr (5:31:53 PM): hey.
BeastSexyRawr (5:31:54 PM): yeah
SpazziAznDeviant (5:32:01 PM): thought so
SpazziAznDeviant (5:32:03 PM): need help?
BeastSexyRawr (5:32:15 PM): no. im doing an essay.
BeastSexyRawr (5:32:21 PM): i hate essays.
SpazziAznDeviant (5:32:27 PM): oh
SpazziAznDeviant (5:32:29 PM): sucks huh?
SpazziAznDeviant (5:32:37 PM): how long does it has to be?
BeastSexyRawr (5:32:48 PM): as long as you want
SpazziAznDeviant (5:33:57 PM): so then write one word!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:33:58 PM): XD
SpazziAznDeviant (5:34:24 PM): O.M.G
SpazziAznDeviant (5:34:28 PM): i forgot to tell u this
SpazziAznDeviant (5:34:34 PM): this is MAD creepy!
BeastSexyRawr (5:34:50 PM): okay.
BeastSexyRawr (5:34:52 PM): shooot.
SpazziAznDeviant (5:36:31 PM): theres this bii girl in my gym and im soooo creeped out she might look at me or my friends while we're changing. One day(last week) she had her shirt on, then like one minute later she took it off! for no reason! and she was trotting around back and forth with no dman shirt! just a sprots bra! and im like damn! shes such a frikken whore! bc she likes to hit on girls(bc shes BI!) and also like...she asked out my friend!!!!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:36:41 PM): and my friend was a girl btw
BeastSexyRawr (5:37:15 PM): OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
BeastSexyRawr (5:37:18 PM): !*
SpazziAznDeviant (5:37:16 PM): i know!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:37:18 PM): >.<
BeastSexyRawr (5:37:25 PM): WHOAH!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:37:26 PM): its weird!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:37:28 PM): MAD weird!
BeastSexyRawr (5:37:31 PM): holy moly.
SpazziAznDeviant (5:37:39 PM): and discusting!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:37:45 PM): i DONT bend that way!
BeastSexyRawr (5:37:47 PM): yeah!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:37:46 PM): god!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:38:28 PM): oh i almost forgot...
SpazziAznDeviant (5:38:41 PM): she had a GIRLFRIEND, but she still flirts with other girls!!!!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:38:43 PM): >.<
BeastSexyRawr (5:39:31 PM): OMG.
BeastSexyRawr (5:39:34 PM): she is a whore.
SpazziAznDeviant (5:39:35 PM): i know!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:39:37 PM): SHES FAT!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:39:40 PM): and FUGLY!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:39:47 PM): like...fatter tahn vibol FAT!
BeastSexyRawr (5:39:50 PM): ew.
SpazziAznDeviant (5:39:50 PM): than*
BeastSexyRawr (5:39:54 PM): ew!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:39:56 PM): i know!
BeastSexyRawr (5:40:05 PM): ive never heard of a fat bii person.
SpazziAznDeviant (5:40:05 PM): and she falls alot when we strtch in gym
SpazziAznDeviant (5:40:14 PM): like for the calf stretch thing...
BeastSexyRawr (5:40:21 PM): wow.
SpazziAznDeviant (5:40:19 PM): shes REALLY FAT!
BeastSexyRawr (5:40:26 PM): thats gross.
SpazziAznDeviant (5:40:41 PM): and she trots like some high and mighty person
SpazziAznDeviant (5:40:43 PM): and shes not!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:40:49 PM): she thinks she pretty!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:41:00 PM): shes FUGLY!
BeastSexyRawr (5:41:07 PM): eww!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:41:19 PM): FAT&&UGLY
BeastSexyRawr (5:41:23 PM): a fat person who trots and thinks their pretty! :O
SpazziAznDeviant (5:41:25 PM): yeah!
SpazziAznDeviant (5:41:42 PM): F=FAT&&FUCKIN UGLY!
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SpazziAznDeviant (7:49:43 PM): you done yet?
BeastSexyRawr (7:50:20 PM): no
BeastSexyRawr (7:50:22 PM): i went to take a shower
BeastSexyRawr (7:50:26 PM): and then im back now
BeastSexyRawr (7:50:32 PM): im still working on it.
SpazziAznDeviant (7:50:42 PM): how long are u making it?
SpazziAznDeviant (7:50:48 PM): u said it can be however long u want
BeastSexyRawr (7:50:57 PM): yeah i know
BeastSexyRawr (7:51:12 PM): but i still have to keep on writing so the whole story would make sense.
SpazziAznDeviant (7:51:20 PM): whats it about?
BeastSexyRawr (7:52:40 PM): it has to be a scary story.
BeastSexyRawr (7:52:44 PM): we have to make it
BeastSexyRawr (7:52:48 PM): suspenceful
SpazziAznDeviant (7:52:48 PM): lol
BeastSexyRawr (7:53:06 PM): i hate all our essays
BeastSexyRawr (7:53:23 PM): she said that this is going to be our funnest one out of all this year.
SpazziAznDeviant (7:54:30 PM): ok
SpazziAznDeviant (7:54:34 PM): well i like writing
SpazziAznDeviant (7:54:39 PM): its just soo easy for me to weite
SpazziAznDeviant (7:54:42 PM): write
BeastSexyRawr (7:56:30 PM): its kinda not easy for me but i get pretty good grades.
SpazziAznDeviant (7:58:56 PM): Ex: Lin was in her bedroom waiting for a phone call. All of a sudden the lights went out. The storm was roaring as the rain pattered against her window hard like pellets of plastic bullets in a bb gun. "Must have been the storm" she thought while going to her drawer to take out her flashlight. She waited again with the dim light of the flashlight while she did her homework and waited for the call. The phone finally rung as she went to go pick it up enthuiastic. She calmed herself before picking up the phone. "hello?" The line was off. "Thats weird, it was just fine when it rang...maybe the storm blew it out again." She said to herself. She crept downstairs with the flashlight but was muffled in mid-step. Darkness encircled her vison and then it was blank
BeastSexyRawr (7:59:31 PM): HOLY SHIT!
BeastSexyRawr (7:59:34 PM): YOUR GOOOOOD!
BeastSexyRawr (7:59:42 PM): SHIT!
BeastSexyRawr (7:59:48 PM): YOUR A GOOD WRITER!
BeastSexyRawr (8:00:17 PM): mann i wish i could write like that!
SpazziAznDeviant (8:00:23 PM): its really easy for me
SpazziAznDeviant (8:00:37 PM): but my damn teacher doesnt understand my writing
BeastSexyRawr (8:00:54 PM): wow.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:00:53 PM): she says to use smaller word to fit my age and write less
BeastSexyRawr (8:00:59 PM): well i understand it
BeastSexyRawr (8:01:05 PM): wow.
BeastSexyRawr (8:01:12 PM): its really really good writing
BeastSexyRawr (8:01:19 PM): your teachers weird then.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:01:20 PM): yeah
SpazziAznDeviant (8:01:40 PM): she cant spel dicision
SpazziAznDeviant (8:01:43 PM): spell*
BeastSexyRawr (8:01:49 PM): wow.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:01:50 PM): she out two Cs
SpazziAznDeviant (8:01:53 PM): put*
BeastSexyRawr (8:02:00 PM): ha.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:02:06 PM): decision*
SpazziAznDeviant (8:02:07 PM): pleh
SpazziAznDeviant (8:02:11 PM): damn band aid
BeastSexyRawr (8:02:49 PM): hmm what happeened again?
BeastSexyRawr (8:02:54 PM): i forgot.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:03:06 PM): i peeled the cuticle
BeastSexyRawr (8:03:30 PM): ohh yeah!
SpazziAznDeviant (8:03:44 PM): lol
BeastSexyRawr (8:03:57 PM): you should help me with my essays.
BeastSexyRawr (8:04:01 PM): like topics and stuff
SpazziAznDeviant (8:04:01 PM): whats it about?
BeastSexyRawr (8:04:17 PM): about a three girls.
BeastSexyRawr (8:04:26 PM): they sleep over at one of eachothers houses
BeastSexyRawr (8:04:28 PM): then do stuff
SpazziAznDeviant (8:04:28 PM): and hairy armpit ppl?!
BeastSexyRawr (8:04:33 PM): the details and things
SpazziAznDeviant (8:04:31 PM): JAYKAY
BeastSexyRawr (8:04:36 PM): no lol!
BeastSexyRawr (8:04:39 PM): lol
SpazziAznDeviant (8:04:40 PM): that WOULD be scary
BeastSexyRawr (8:04:48 PM): and then they play truth or dare
BeastSexyRawr (8:04:57 PM): theres an abandoned house across their street
SpazziAznDeviant (8:05:01 PM): and they went in?
BeastSexyRawr (8:05:08 PM): and people say its haunted
SpazziAznDeviant (8:05:31 PM): well how far are u? like the middle, near the end...?
BeastSexyRawr (8:05:33 PM): one of the girls saw it before going inside the house
BeastSexyRawr (8:05:37 PM): hmm
BeastSexyRawr (8:05:42 PM): about the middle.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:05:42 PM): ok
SpazziAznDeviant (8:05:58 PM): give me a brief summery..like one for two sentences
BeastSexyRawr (8:06:06 PM): idk..
BeastSexyRawr (8:06:24 PM): hmmm
BeastSexyRawr (8:06:28 PM): i cant think of anything......
BeastSexyRawr (8:06:34 PM): im not good at this.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:06:42 PM): was the light think u tpyed
SpazziAznDeviant (8:06:46 PM): typed**
SpazziAznDeviant (8:06:49 PM): copy n paste it
BeastSexyRawr (8:07:03 PM): what light?
SpazziAznDeviant (8:07:24 PM): whoops
SpazziAznDeviant (8:07:26 PM): last*
SpazziAznDeviant (8:07:32 PM): damn i was WAY off
BeastSexyRawr (8:07:38 PM): yeah lol.
BeastSexyRawr (8:08:04 PM): so your asking...what was the last thing i typed?
SpazziAznDeviant (8:08:08 PM): yeah
SpazziAznDeviant (8:08:13 PM): just cope n paste the sentence
BeastSexyRawr (8:08:17 PM): oh ok
BeastSexyRawr (8:08:25 PM): but im writing it.
BeastSexyRawr (8:08:28 PM): not typing it
BeastSexyRawr (8:08:30 PM): oh well
BeastSexyRawr (8:08:32 PM): ill type it
SpazziAznDeviant (8:08:32 PM): oh
SpazziAznDeviant (8:08:39 PM): i thought it was supposed to be typed
BeastSexyRawr (8:08:55 PM): ill do the beginning...
BeastSexyRawr (8:10:05 PM): the school bell rang and studnet dashed out of their classes towards the door. it was just one day before halloween and everyone was exited. as i walked down the school steps my friends askied if i can go to their sleepover tonight.
BeastSexyRawr (8:10:16 PM): thats kinda the first part.
BeastSexyRawr (8:10:21 PM): i know its not good
BeastSexyRawr (8:10:28 PM): i think im going to get a bad grade
SpazziAznDeviant (8:10:34 PM): no it wont
BeastSexyRawr (8:10:37 PM): i think all my other ones are better than this.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:10:36 PM): just needs....
SpazziAznDeviant (8:10:38 PM): suspence
BeastSexyRawr (8:10:42 PM): yeah
SpazziAznDeviant (8:10:53 PM): here wait.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:10:58 PM): htis is how i would type it...
BeastSexyRawr (8:16:16 PM): your typing ALOT.
BeastSexyRawr (8:16:21 PM): more than what i would
BeastSexyRawr (8:16:28 PM): would've*
BeastSexyRawr (8:16:30 PM): expected.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:16:37 PM): Ex: The clock ticked by like a dropping sink. Every second on the edge of going to the next. I was restless. Bored out of mind I needed to get out of this room and meet with my friends. They had told me about some sort of sleepover tonight. I was excited. i said i would ask my parents. I really hope they say yes. The bell rang out like the call of freedom. The weekend was finally here. I jumped out of my seat and rushed through the crowded halls and got to my locker. Dialing my combination like it was a bomb ready to set i hurried though it. Dumping my unneeded supplies in and taking a shortcut though the halls to the bus loop. A little bit of shoving and pushing I finally got to loop where I saw my two best friends waiting. "Hey!" I said. They turned around and waved with smiles on their faces. I could tell they were just as excited as I was. This was suppoes to be the best weekend yet. Since it was the middle of fall and halloween was around the corners it was a perfect weekend to spend telling scary stories to each other. "Hey there! Ready for the best slumber party this town has yet to see?" One of my friends said. "You bet!" Together we boarded the bus and chatted about the plans we had in mind.
BeastSexyRawr (8:17:53 PM): -SPEEECHLEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-
BeastSexyRawr (8:18:01 PM): thats sooooooooooooooooooooooooo gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!!!!
BeastSexyRawr (8:18:05 PM): man
BeastSexyRawr (8:18:13 PM): your my inspirational writer!!!
BeastSexyRawr (8:18:36 PM): thats really really really really really good!
SpazziAznDeviant (8:19:15 PM): lol
SpazziAznDeviant (8:19:20 PM): it just came to me
SpazziAznDeviant (8:19:25 PM): i dont like rough drafts
SpazziAznDeviant (8:19:28 PM): it hold me back
BeastSexyRawr (8:19:40 PM): that what we have to do
BeastSexyRawr (8:19:54 PM): what do you mean by rough drafts holding you back?
SpazziAznDeviant (8:20:06 PM): well u can copy that little beginning and save it so then later u can use to type for a final
BeastSexyRawr (8:20:22 PM): yeah.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:20:36 PM): then u can get an A+!
SpazziAznDeviant (8:20:39 PM):
SpazziAznDeviant (8:21:08 PM): you know whats funny?
BeastSexyRawr (8:21:12 PM): yeah lol
SpazziAznDeviant (8:21:14 PM): i dont like reading much but i like writing
BeastSexyRawr (8:21:17 PM): but.....
BeastSexyRawr (8:21:20 PM): theres a problem
BeastSexyRawr (8:21:27 PM): we're not allowed to type it...AND
BeastSexyRawr (8:21:35 PM): i already started my rough draft...
SpazziAznDeviant (8:21:38 PM): oh sucks
SpazziAznDeviant (8:21:39 PM): well
SpazziAznDeviant (8:21:43 PM): save it
BeastSexyRawr (8:21:48 PM): so if i start over it will take a loooong time
SpazziAznDeviant (8:21:48 PM): correst a few things
SpazziAznDeviant (8:21:53 PM): and write for a final
SpazziAznDeviant (8:22:00 PM): correct**
SpazziAznDeviant (8:22:44 PM): just save it on ur cpu and then u can use it to write for a final
SpazziAznDeviant (8:22:52 PM): it wont take too long
BeastSexyRawr (8:22:59 PM): okay.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:23:33 PM): like dropping should be dripping
SpazziAznDeviant (8:23:38 PM): all the i should be capitalized
SpazziAznDeviant (8:23:43 PM): and a few spelling i think
BeastSexyRawr (8:23:53 PM): ok
SpazziAznDeviant (8:23:53 PM): are u sure u cant type it?
BeastSexyRawr (8:24:03 PM): yeah
SpazziAznDeviant (8:24:06 PM): why?
BeastSexyRawr (8:24:10 PM): she tells us when we can and cant
BeastSexyRawr (8:24:11 PM): idk.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:24:37 PM): oh
SpazziAznDeviant (8:24:38 PM): weiord
SpazziAznDeviant (8:24:40 PM): weird*
BeastSexyRawr (8:24:47 PM): yeah
SpazziAznDeviant (8:24:49 PM): well when is it due?
BeastSexyRawr (8:24:56 PM): idk
BeastSexyRawr (8:25:14 PM): oh shit
BeastSexyRawr (8:25:28 PM): idk if my teacher said the rough draft was due tomorrow or the real thing
BeastSexyRawr (8:25:33 PM): ...............
BeastSexyRawr (8:25:41 PM): i tthink she said rough draft.
BeastSexyRawr (8:25:44 PM): i hope she did
BeastSexyRawr (8:25:50 PM): yeah....i think she said that..
BeastSexyRawr (8:26:03 PM): im gonna write down the thing you wrote
SpazziAznDeviant (8:26:06 PM): ok
SpazziAznDeviant (8:26:18 PM): just make sure u correct a few things
SpazziAznDeviant (8:26:24 PM): dropping should be dripping
SpazziAznDeviant (8:27:03 PM): corner no (s)
BeastSexyRawr (8:28:17 PM): ok
BeastSexyRawr (8:28:30 PM): wait
SpazziAznDeviant (8:28:30 PM): happy to help!
BeastSexyRawr (8:28:36 PM): if i do use yours....
BeastSexyRawr (8:28:41 PM): and i write the rest
BeastSexyRawr (8:28:48 PM): what if she gets suspicious
SpazziAznDeviant (8:28:53 PM): dont worry just think...
BeastSexyRawr (8:29:02 PM): like on why at the beginning its soo good and then the rest is bad
SpazziAznDeviant (8:29:01 PM): think of it like a movie!
BeastSexyRawr (8:29:07 PM): ok
BeastSexyRawr (8:29:08 PM): ok
BeastSexyRawr (8:29:08 PM): ok
SpazziAznDeviant (8:43:20 PM): ok
SpazziAznDeviant (8:43:30 PM): say something
SpazziAznDeviant (8:43:35 PM): i think its working...
BeastSexyRawr (8:43:44 PM): okay
BeastSexyRawr (8:43:50 PM): can you see it now?
BeastSexyRawr (8:43:54 PM): is it working?
SpazziAznDeviant (8:44:00 PM): yes it is
BeastSexyRawr (8:44:08 PM): okay!
BeastSexyRawr (8:44:09 PM): :]
SpazziAznDeviant (8:44:10 PM): it said that there were too many msgs sent
SpazziAznDeviant (8:44:12 PM): iono weird
BeastSexyRawr (8:44:20 PM): ohh.
BeastSexyRawr (8:44:30 PM): can u see all my other messages i sent?
SpazziAznDeviant (8:44:31 PM): no
BeastSexyRawr (8:44:38 PM): oh ok.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:44:37 PM): not even the ones i typed
BeastSexyRawr (8:44:48 PM): ill copy and paste.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:44:55 PM): ok
BeastSexyRawr (8:45:22 PM): ill copy everything i and u said
SpazziAznDeviant (8:45:29 PM): ok
BeastSexyRawr (8:46:13 PM): BeastSexyRawr (8:36:53 PM): if i type idk how to do the
BeastSexyRawr (8:36:56 PM): "fjdskajflke"
BeastSexyRawr (8:36:59 PM): thing
BeastSexyRawr (8:37:02 PM): like what you did
BeastSexyRawr (8:37:23 PM): i dont really do this..
BeastSexyRawr (8:46:20 PM): BeastSexyRawr (8:37:34 PM): "Hey there! Ready for the best slumber party this town has yet to see?"
BeastSexyRawr (8:37:40 PM): stuff like that.
BeastSexyRawr (8:39:06 PM): ok im done writing it
SpazziAznDeviant (8:39:15 PM): for some reason i cant see n e thing u type
BeastSexyRawr (8:46:28 PM): BeastSexyRawr (8:39:31 PM): really?
BeastSexyRawr (8:39:34 PM): can you see this?
BeastSexyRawr (8:39:54 PM): can you see it now?
BeastSexyRawr (8:40:08 PM): can you see it now?
BeastSexyRawr (8:40:14 PM): sam?
BeastSexyRawr (8:46:35 PM): BeastSexyRawr (8:40:20 PM): now can oyu see it?
BeastSexyRawr (8:40:23 PM): you *
BeastSexyRawr (8:40:29 PM): thats weird.
BeastSexyRawr (8:40:38 PM): hmmm
BeastSexyRawr (8:46:42 PM): SpazziAznDeviant (8:42:33 PM): -___-
SpazziAznDeviant (8:42:41 PM): still cant
BeastSexyRawr (8:42:48 PM): can you see it now?
SpazziAznDeviant (8:42:48 PM): iono what ur typing but
BeastSexyRawr (8:46:48 PM): SpazziAznDeviant (8:42:55 PM): i cant see it so im assuming ur saying can u see it now?
BeastSexyRawr (8:43:06 PM): yes!!
BeastSexyRawr (8:43:08 PM): yess!
SpazziAznDeviant (8:43:23 PM): ok
BeastSexyRawr (8:46:56 PM): SpazziAznDeviant (8:43:33 PM): say something
SpazziAznDeviant (8:43:37 PM): i think its working...
BeastSexyRawr (8:43:50 PM): okay
BeastSexyRawr (8:43:56 PM): can you see it now?
BeastSexyRawr (8:47:02 PM): BeastSexyRawr (8:44:00 PM): is it working?
SpazziAznDeviant (8:44:02 PM): yes it is
BeastSexyRawr (8:44:14 PM): okay!
BeastSexyRawr (8:44:15 PM): :]
BeastSexyRawr (8:47:06 PM): thast all of it
SpazziAznDeviant (8:47:08 PM): LMAO IRL!
BeastSexyRawr (8:47:19 PM): haha.
SpazziAznDeviant (8:47:26 PM): when u read its all really funny
SpazziAznDeviant (8:47:29 PM): LOL IRL
SpazziAznDeviant (8:47:31 PM): XD
BeastSexyRawr (8:47:46 PM): ii like this part..
BeastSexyRawr (8:47:47 PM): wait
BeastSexyRawr (8:47:57 PM): SpazziAznDeviant (8:42:48 PM): iono what ur typing but
BeastSexyRawr (8:46:54 PM): SpazziAznDeviant (8:42:55 PM): i cant see it so im assuming ur saying can u see it now?
BeastSexyRawr (8:43:06 PM): yes!!
BeastSexyRawr (8:43:08 PM): yess!
SpazziAznDeviant (8:48:22 PM): LMAO!
SpazziAznDeviant (8:48:23 PM): IRL
SpazziAznDeviant (8:48:24 PM): LOL
SpazziAznDeviant (8:48:26 PM): XD
SpazziAznDeviant (8:48:40 PM): me too!
SpazziAznDeviant (8:48:46 PM): ok back on topic
SpazziAznDeviant (8:48:58 PM): u mean u dont know how to do dialogue, like when they talk
BeastSexyRawr (8:49:03 PM): yeah
SpazziAznDeviant (8:49:44 PM): but srrly i could NOT see what u were saying
BeastSexyRawr (8:49:53 PM): lol
SpazziAznDeviant (8:49:54 PM): all i saw was ok,ok, ok
BeastSexyRawr (8:49:58 PM): im stopping my essay now.
BeastSexyRawr (8:50:01 PM): so yeah
SpazziAznDeviant (8:50:02 PM): great
BeastSexyRawr (8:50:08 PM): brb
SpazziAznDeviant (8:50:07 PM): that weird
BeastSexyRawr (8:50:17 PM): you cant see it?!?!
SpazziAznDeviant (8:50:16 PM): i want to save this im
BeastSexyRawr (8:50:21 PM): ohhh!
BeastSexyRawr (8:50:30 PM): ill brb in a couple of minutes
SpazziAznDeviant (8:50:32 PM): ok
BeastSexyRawr (8:50:38 PM): i need to put my stuff back and maybe get some foood
SpazziAznDeviant (8:50:39 PM): lol
SpazziAznDeviant (8:50:40 PM): ok