Linkin Park in hot water!::: Open your mind and take a peek into their next photoshoot. Can you handle the heat?
accepting an invitation from an adult magazine to appear in the flesh is something a tad different.
Phi: How the hell did we get into this situation?
Chester: sighs in contemplation
Brad: I can't go through with it, NO WAY!
Phi: You have to Brad.
Brad: I've never been so nervous in my life!
Mike: You think you're the only one?
Brad: shuts eyes to discover he can't close out the world in front of him
Rob: I'd expect Chester to be excited but he's not saying much.
Joe: Yeah, what gives Chaz?
Chester: Dunno, I feel...
Rob: Really? You?
Chester: Yeah, I do. What if...
Chester: sighs in embarrassment if I can't get it up for the shoots?
Guys: stare in surprise at his response
Brad: I never knew you had a problem like that Chester.
Phi: Well, they do have magazines and videos for that to prepare.
Chester: eyes the guys and shakes his head
Mike: Would you feel better if I was with you?
Chester: Do they allow that?
Brad: I don't see why not.
Mike: Yeah Chazzy. Just picture it, you and me and a couple of pornos.
Chester: eyes glisten in awe
Chester: I do feel a bit more at ease, thanks.
Rob: Well, I don't feel so bad now either. Besides, if Gene Simmons from Kiss can get laid with his looks, I know I have something in my favor. From one Jewish man to another, I suppose I should give it up a bit more.
Joe: That's the holiday spirit!
Phi: So then, how do they do this?
Rob: I think they call us individually, don't they?
Brad: They don't want us to be together?
Mike: That's not such a bad idea
Mike: Well, we're comfortable with one another.
Joe: That's true.
Rob: I heard they have names for us.
Brad: What do you mean?
Phi: Oh yeah, let me remember, uhmmm. There's ... laughs uncontrollably
Mike: What's so funny?
Phi: Okay, they have taglines for each of us next to our names.
Rob: Oh, no, do I want to hear this?
Phi: Yes you do.
Brad: smiles and snickers
Chester: So what am I ?
Mike: You're a babe.
Chester: I know that, I mean the tagline!
Phi: Let's see you're... loud cackle
Chester: Whaaaaat? Just say it.
Phi: Apparently you're the Tattooed Freak.
Chester: Ha... ha... ha. Very funny., all right how about you big boy?!
Chester: Yeah, you!
Phi: inhales and exhales quickly, letting go of his amusement, and smiling gleefully
Phi: I am Sexy Tall Bald Guy.
Chester: Shit, there goes my career as stud muffin.
Mike: giggles underneath a warm smile
Phi: Mike is...
Joe: A complete pain in the ass.
Mike: sticks tongue out in response
Phi: Hehehehe, Mike is Phat Rapper.
Brad: Yeah, it looked like you gained some weight.
Mike: You dick, not that type of fat.
Brad: I know, I'm screwing with you.
Brad: How about me? and no smart remarks!
Phi: You're Just Brad.
Brad: Yeah I know but what's my tag line?
Phi: That's it man!
Brad: Great, am I really that boring?
Phi: Okay, uhmmm Rob is..
Phi: Sweet Nice Jewish Guy.
Joe: And me? sighs, anxiously awaiting a response
Phi: And Joe is... Oh, shit. laughs so bad can't constrain himself
Phi: Oh God, I'm sorry Joe but... continues laughing
Brad: Oh for God's sake, Phi.
Chester: I've never seen Phi laugh so hard.
Joe: Will you just tell me!!!!!!!!!!
Phi: swallows and coughs in preparation
Phi: Joe... my dear Joe, you are Lovable Pillsbury DoughBoy.
Joe: blank stares at Phi, emotionless
Rob: covers mouth but can't resist so starts laughing
Mike: falls over laughing, beat red in the face
Chester: wiping the tears from his face
Joe: gets up and starts walking away
Guys: Ohhhhhhhhh, come on!
Joe: turns around and starts to say something, raising his finger, pointing towards the ceiling
Joe: with a straight face Lovable Pillsbury DoughBoy is going to bake some cookies.
Guys: huge fits of laughter
Rob: He's poppin fresh.
Brad: Can I rub his middle?
Phi: His what?!
Phi: You're nuts.
Chester: Oh shit. gets up
Mike: Where are you going?
Chester: Tattooed Freak is going to the bathroom.
Mike: smiles and laughs under his breath
Chester: And you?
Rob: Phat Rapper should eat some food, Sweet Nice Jewish Guy has leftover pineapple kugel if you're interested.
Mike: Sounds good.
Phi: I suppose I should get some sleep to prepare for tomorrow.
Brad: Yeah, good idea. yawns
Mike: I'm going to have a snack with that Kugel then I'm off to bed too.
Expectations may run high as our six men ready their way into the unknown. A territory not ventured.
Wall of fame or hall of shame? Stay tuned within the next six days as we delve into the minds of our boys.