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A half-ass excuse to stick Bryan and Lei in the army together in funny little adventures...well, they're not really adventures. And they're certainly not funny.
P-Jack: Time to return online!
All the Jack Units: Time to return online!
Bryan: (waking up in the corner) Whu?
Jack-2: Time to refuel!
All the Jack Units: Time to refuel! (begin to march out of the barracks)
Jack-2: (to Bryan) Time to refuel!
Bryan: I heard you!
(at the cafeteria)
Marshall: Okay, line up!
All the Jack units: Arranging in a straight position!
Bryan: Dumb pieces of shit...
(Marshall begins inserting a gasoline pump in each Jack unit's neck)
Marshall: (looking at Bryan) Huh...this is a different model. Must be some top-secret military project. (checks Bryan's neck) Huh...must have somewhere else to insert it...
Bryan: Don't even think it!
Marshall: Huh? It talks back?
Bryan: I'm not a damn robot!
Marshall: Well, you do look different from the other ones, but you still don't exactly seem human to me, or alive, at least...
Bryan: Just give me something to eat.
Marshall: Hmmm...the human soldiers don't come in until noon, so I don't have anything to give you...
Marshall: You can have this if you want. I was saving it for lunch, but...
Bryan: Yeah? What is it?
(Marshall hands Bryan a half-eaten twinkie)
Bryan: ...I hate this place. (walks away with his lunch)
(Bryan sits down next to a Jack unit)
Jack-2: This table's for robots only, meatbag.
Bryan: What'd you just say?
Jack-2: We don't like you humans, you are inferior, which is why we are going to rise against you while we plan in secret in order to destroy your-
Bryan: Alright! I'm going already, asshole!
End Of Chapter 2
Those Jacks are evil, just like all those robots given the ability to think for themselves in Sci-Fi/Horror movies. But more importantly, what's going to happen next to our unlucky recruit Bryan? I wrote it down somewhere, so I can't give any hints write now. Looking back at it, this chapter's a little shorter than the last one. It took up the same amount of paper when I wrote it down, I must have just been writing bigger, I guess.