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Santa's present
1 reviewSANTA CLAUS IS NOT A RAPIST!",Sakura screamed. "HE IS SO A RAPIST!" Sasuke replied annoyed... R & R... Lemon
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This is 3 years after Sasuke’s return and they are 18(for those people who cant count) Warning: Lemon and very confusing, its just to try out my first lemon...no real plot.
What is Christmas? What is Santa Claus?
1. Christmas is a time of joy and gathering
2. Santa Claus is well…
“Santa Claus is not a rapist!” A pink headed girl shouted, her emerald eyes sparkling with anger.
“He is!” A raven haired boy shouted back, he was annoyed, but it's not like someone could tell form his dark emotionless eyes, peircing the green eyed girl's glare.
“Then give me a reason to believe that!”
“Sakura, when your asleep, he might look at you -cough- naked or when your awake he might rape you, to shut you up of course”, The dark haired boy retorted.
“First because he has magical powers and second you get put on the bad list…Somehow I'll make you say he is real Sasuke!” The girl names Sakura replied.
As these two were fighting Tsunade, the Anbu, the Rookie nine, Gai’s team, and their teachers were being amused, some snorting, while others glared.
Since the beginning of December Sakura and Sasuke have been having a fight to see if Santa is real or what is he?
It was a childish argument, but very amusing.
Sakura thinks he is real and has magical powers.
Sasuke thinks Santa is not real, but is Orochimaru or Michael Jackson in disguised to rape little kids.
(Okay 1. Finish this story 2. Get him to a mental hospital)
“Arrruhhaaaaaaaa… that’s it I’m done”,Sakura shouted as she stomped away.
“Fine! But he is still a rapist!” Sasuke shouted as he also stomped away.
“So much for a emergency meeting”,Ino stated,while leaving.
Everybody sighed. It was a waste of time to wake up at 4:oo AM in the morning just to witness an argument, then have the arguers stomp away, not even discussing to meeting.
“Yo Forehead girl!” Ino shouted as she ran toward her, her long blond hair in a high pony tail, her bright blue eyes with deviousness.
“What is it Ino-pig?” Sakura asked her long time rival/friend.
“Why don’t you make Sasuke believe that Santa Claus is real?”
“But how?” Sakura whined.
“Come on Sakura there must be a brain behind that big ass forehead”, Ino said, as she rolled her eyes.
“INO-PIG!” Sakura shouted in anger, waving her gloved hand, as to strike.
“Sorry gotta go!” As Ino dashed away from the face of the demon itself.
How will I get Sasuke to believe in Santa? I got an idea What is it? Here… her inner self said as she whispered to Sakura her plan.
Uchiha mansion
“Jesus is there such a thing as Santa”,Sasuke talked to himself as he watched the unlit fireplace for signs of Santa with a kunai nearby. He has always been paranoid about Santa, before when he had a family, and before his bastard brother killed them all, freaking physco.
Creak
Creak
Slush
Slush
Somebody was on the top of the house.
Then he felt a fast swoosh against him, was Santa a ninja?
“Sasuke-kun isn’t tonight a hot night” A girl’s voice huskily whispered against his ear, liking the shell of it.
As he turned around he couldn’t help but stare. There was Sakura in only a red Victoria secrets bra and thong. With a Santa Claus hat. What possessed her?
“Sasuke-kun I was really hot and bored at my house so I wanted to pay you a visit”,Sakura told him as she pushed him down and went on top of him purposely brushing their hips together.
Sasuke only grunted liking their position. Damn why the hell is she here wearing that. She looks so damn sexy.
As she kept on rocking on him playfully Sakura felt his member harden and couldn’t help but giggle as she nipped at his chest, living small hickeys.
Then she felt him put his hand on her hip and push her down while grinding her, she ran his tongue from his chest, up to his jaw, searching for his lips, then capturing it.
Suddenly she was flipped over, Sasuke above her, kissing more roughly, and dominantly. After all Uchihas are the dominant, not being dominated.
He parted their lips, to start sucking on a sensitive spot below her ears, as she needed his buff arms.
Sasuke, nipped down her chest, until he came in contact with the red bra, he swiftly tore it, latching on a pink bud.
He rolled the pebble between his teeth, his right hand needing the other one.
She moaned loudly, a short throaty moan, and he got harder if that was possible.
She tore open his shirt not caring if it was ripped, and swiftly turned so she was on top. She took a nipple in her mouth, rubbing her hands across his abs.
She pulled down his pants, to reveal his large erected penis. She rubbed the tip as pre-cum came out.
Sasuke moaned, as he pulled her up, to settle her on top of him. She slowly lowered herself, impaling herself with his manhood.
She felt a bit uncomfortable, until Sasuke thrusted upwards, making her release a gasp.
She moved herself slowly on top of him, until she pounded against him, everything she pulled up and went back down, Sasuke's manhood went deeper.
As the both of their moans filled the room Sakura walls tightened and Sasuke felt himself lose control, they both climaxed, the high peak of their intercourse.
Soon Sasuke pulled her out, and laid her next to him.
Then Sakura whispered to him, “Do you think Santa Claus is real?”
“I believe Santa Claus is real”,Sasuke yawned.
They soon both fell asleep in Sasuke’s bed. The next morning, ready for another.
Afternoon
“Santa is not real!” Sasuke yelled at Sakura.
“That’s not what you told me”,Sakura replied with a evil smile.
“Huh?” Sasuke dumbly answered as would Naruto, if he was there.
“Here hear this”,Sakura said as she played a tape recorder
“Sasu-kun -pant- do you believe in Santaahhhh?(Sakura) -grunt- Yea I -pant- believe in Santa -grunt-(Sasuke)”
“What the hell! You recorded that?” Sasuke shouted, horrified.
“Yup and from now on if someone asks you if Santa is real you say yes”
“Hn”
“Is that a no or a yes?”
“Aa”
Then fifth called a emergency meeting just to see Sasuke and Sakura fight.
As soon as Sasuke arrived they waited.
“Sasuke do you believe in Santa?” Naruto asked as he waited for the fight.
Sakura gave Sasuke a perfect smile but if you knew her it was a demon warning someone smile.
“Of course I believe. There is a Santa Claus out there somewhere.” Sasuke replied as he snaked an arm around Sakura’s waist.
Everybody was looked confused.
But all what Sasuke did was sigh and Sakura giggled.
What is Christmas? What is Santa Claus?
1. Christmas is a time of joy and gathering
2. Santa Claus is well…a womans weapon to damage some male's pride.
What is Christmas? What is Santa Claus?
1. Christmas is a time of joy and gathering
2. Santa Claus is well…
“Santa Claus is not a rapist!” A pink headed girl shouted, her emerald eyes sparkling with anger.
“He is!” A raven haired boy shouted back, he was annoyed, but it's not like someone could tell form his dark emotionless eyes, peircing the green eyed girl's glare.
“Then give me a reason to believe that!”
“Sakura, when your asleep, he might look at you -cough- naked or when your awake he might rape you, to shut you up of course”, The dark haired boy retorted.
“First because he has magical powers and second you get put on the bad list…Somehow I'll make you say he is real Sasuke!” The girl names Sakura replied.
As these two were fighting Tsunade, the Anbu, the Rookie nine, Gai’s team, and their teachers were being amused, some snorting, while others glared.
Since the beginning of December Sakura and Sasuke have been having a fight to see if Santa is real or what is he?
It was a childish argument, but very amusing.
Sakura thinks he is real and has magical powers.
Sasuke thinks Santa is not real, but is Orochimaru or Michael Jackson in disguised to rape little kids.
(Okay 1. Finish this story 2. Get him to a mental hospital)
“Arrruhhaaaaaaaa… that’s it I’m done”,Sakura shouted as she stomped away.
“Fine! But he is still a rapist!” Sasuke shouted as he also stomped away.
“So much for a emergency meeting”,Ino stated,while leaving.
Everybody sighed. It was a waste of time to wake up at 4:oo AM in the morning just to witness an argument, then have the arguers stomp away, not even discussing to meeting.
“Yo Forehead girl!” Ino shouted as she ran toward her, her long blond hair in a high pony tail, her bright blue eyes with deviousness.
“What is it Ino-pig?” Sakura asked her long time rival/friend.
“Why don’t you make Sasuke believe that Santa Claus is real?”
“But how?” Sakura whined.
“Come on Sakura there must be a brain behind that big ass forehead”, Ino said, as she rolled her eyes.
“INO-PIG!” Sakura shouted in anger, waving her gloved hand, as to strike.
“Sorry gotta go!” As Ino dashed away from the face of the demon itself.
How will I get Sasuke to believe in Santa? I got an idea What is it? Here… her inner self said as she whispered to Sakura her plan.
Uchiha mansion
“Jesus is there such a thing as Santa”,Sasuke talked to himself as he watched the unlit fireplace for signs of Santa with a kunai nearby. He has always been paranoid about Santa, before when he had a family, and before his bastard brother killed them all, freaking physco.
Creak
Creak
Slush
Slush
Somebody was on the top of the house.
Then he felt a fast swoosh against him, was Santa a ninja?
“Sasuke-kun isn’t tonight a hot night” A girl’s voice huskily whispered against his ear, liking the shell of it.
As he turned around he couldn’t help but stare. There was Sakura in only a red Victoria secrets bra and thong. With a Santa Claus hat. What possessed her?
“Sasuke-kun I was really hot and bored at my house so I wanted to pay you a visit”,Sakura told him as she pushed him down and went on top of him purposely brushing their hips together.
Sasuke only grunted liking their position. Damn why the hell is she here wearing that. She looks so damn sexy.
As she kept on rocking on him playfully Sakura felt his member harden and couldn’t help but giggle as she nipped at his chest, living small hickeys.
Then she felt him put his hand on her hip and push her down while grinding her, she ran his tongue from his chest, up to his jaw, searching for his lips, then capturing it.
Suddenly she was flipped over, Sasuke above her, kissing more roughly, and dominantly. After all Uchihas are the dominant, not being dominated.
He parted their lips, to start sucking on a sensitive spot below her ears, as she needed his buff arms.
Sasuke, nipped down her chest, until he came in contact with the red bra, he swiftly tore it, latching on a pink bud.
He rolled the pebble between his teeth, his right hand needing the other one.
She moaned loudly, a short throaty moan, and he got harder if that was possible.
She tore open his shirt not caring if it was ripped, and swiftly turned so she was on top. She took a nipple in her mouth, rubbing her hands across his abs.
She pulled down his pants, to reveal his large erected penis. She rubbed the tip as pre-cum came out.
Sasuke moaned, as he pulled her up, to settle her on top of him. She slowly lowered herself, impaling herself with his manhood.
She felt a bit uncomfortable, until Sasuke thrusted upwards, making her release a gasp.
She moved herself slowly on top of him, until she pounded against him, everything she pulled up and went back down, Sasuke's manhood went deeper.
As the both of their moans filled the room Sakura walls tightened and Sasuke felt himself lose control, they both climaxed, the high peak of their intercourse.
Soon Sasuke pulled her out, and laid her next to him.
Then Sakura whispered to him, “Do you think Santa Claus is real?”
“I believe Santa Claus is real”,Sasuke yawned.
They soon both fell asleep in Sasuke’s bed. The next morning, ready for another.
Afternoon
“Santa is not real!” Sasuke yelled at Sakura.
“That’s not what you told me”,Sakura replied with a evil smile.
“Huh?” Sasuke dumbly answered as would Naruto, if he was there.
“Here hear this”,Sakura said as she played a tape recorder
“Sasu-kun -pant- do you believe in Santaahhhh?(Sakura) -grunt- Yea I -pant- believe in Santa -grunt-(Sasuke)”
“What the hell! You recorded that?” Sasuke shouted, horrified.
“Yup and from now on if someone asks you if Santa is real you say yes”
“Hn”
“Is that a no or a yes?”
“Aa”
Then fifth called a emergency meeting just to see Sasuke and Sakura fight.
As soon as Sasuke arrived they waited.
“Sasuke do you believe in Santa?” Naruto asked as he waited for the fight.
Sakura gave Sasuke a perfect smile but if you knew her it was a demon warning someone smile.
“Of course I believe. There is a Santa Claus out there somewhere.” Sasuke replied as he snaked an arm around Sakura’s waist.
Everybody was looked confused.
But all what Sasuke did was sigh and Sakura giggled.
What is Christmas? What is Santa Claus?
1. Christmas is a time of joy and gathering
2. Santa Claus is well…a womans weapon to damage some male's pride.
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