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Let The Games Begin

by digdigil 4 Reviews

This is a little vignette and is a parody of the beginning of the very first Games, set in Taniquetil.

Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor, Parody - Characters: Other - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2006/02/15 - Updated: 2006/02/15 - 725 words - Complete


  • Let The Games Begin

    (#) ann_arien 2006-02-16 01:02:03 AM

    ROFLMAO! Wow, damn, I'm glad I put my mug of coffee down when I started reading this, because if not, bad things would have happened to the monitor and keyboard.

    This was just hilarious and naughty, all the way to the end. Damn, those Elves sure look like a million dollars in tiny, skin tight track shorts. I didn't know whether to laugh or drool at each description of shapely buttocks and ample packages.

    Whoa, that Feanor! Needless to say I love him to bits. He's got some guts, hitting on Varda, but he's on to her and I bet they had some fun, later. And the way he gets rid of the pesky ref. is 100% Feany.

    This story was priceless. If you have not shared it on LJ, please do and I'm sure others will have a huge laugh when they read it. Thanks for digging it up for me. ;)
  • Let The Games Begin

    (#) Michelle 2006-02-19 09:46:50 AM

    Didn't the old Greeks compete in the nude at the Olympics? I think our dear elves should try that, since they have so many problems with their erm attire:) But then again, the spectators would probably jump onto the field and snatch away the competitors...

    cackles Highly enjoyable!

    Author\'s Response: Oh dear, yes. I am afraid I missed a wonderful opportunity to have the Elves cavorting nude while playing a number of Olympic games. Hmmm. Maybe I will revisit this idea in the future. Thank you very much for your review.
  • Let The Games Begin

    (#) TarionAnarore 2006-02-22 10:03:36 PM

    Hehehe!! You just had to say "The 'Rod" didn't you?! That makes me think very bad things! Then you throw in skin tight short shorts and...

    Well, at least this all is a good mental image, right?? ;)

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