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‘The Lily Pad?’ I asked sounding quite distraught. ‘Yes! Please come I need you to help me pick the invitations’ Alicia pleaded looking at me and pouting. ‘No! I'm a man, I can’t come to a place called the Lily Pad!’ I said trying to reason with her ‘FINE!’ she said walking into the kitchen, I was about to follow her when I heard ‘SHIT!’ I walked outside to find Gerard lying on the trampoline with a sign on his back saying ‘I have no friends’ aiming at balloons that he had tied to plants. I just giggled and watched at him

‘Fuck!’ he shouted again ‘Bob you moved your fat ass head, maybe I can forgive you’ he said pointing his air rifle at the Mikey balloon now. He looked like a mad man. His voice had changed slightly and had a crazy glint in his eyes.

‘Gerard?’ I asked stifling my laugh. ‘Wood chuck,’ he began staring at the bird in the big ass tree next to him. ‘Did you hear that? It sounded like my friends from Christmas Past!’ he began screaming hysterically. ‘Gerard! What the hell! It’s the middle of November, where did you get Christmas Past?’ I laughed as he rolled around crazily. ‘I SAID CHRISTMAS’ he yelled. I walked down the steps and picked a rose from the bush. ‘ Will you accept this rose from the garden as a token of our friendship?’ I asked smiling a wicked smile. ‘You mean as some sort of gesture?’ he asked with hopeful eyes. I nodded smiling at him his smirk falling. He snatched it out of my hands.

‘This is what I think of your holy matrimony! Stick it in my ass!’ he said rubbing the rose on his ass

‘What the hell do you mean? You’re married too!’ I said

‘Yeah but now EVERYONE is married. No one will have time for anybody’ he said hysterically looking really sad.

‘Nothing will change we’ll still spend the same amount of time together-’ I tried to explain when a flock of birds flew over us, great timing.

‘LOOK! Its like all my friends flying south! Flying south to eat punani! Alicia’s punani!’ he shouted I laughed so hard he was rolling around like crazy.

‘do you want me to make you a nice cup of hot chocolate?’ I asked looking at him as he pouted, it was freezing and I had a big FAKE fur coat on and he was just wearing a t-shirt that said k-mart.

He swung the gun around ‘hey dude! Watch that!’ ‘sorry’ he muttered

‘Hot chocolate, the colour that symbolizes our friendship, which is the colour of shit!’ I didn’t know what to say, that was so funny!

‘How about tonight we go out, just the you, me and Mikey? If you hit that balloon I’ll cancel everything and come and hang out with you, Just us’ I said pointing in the distance to a balloon that had Ray drawn on there, you could tell it was him cause he had the fro.

‘Just us, sounds like a Lionel Richie song we once shared.’ He said sighing over dramatically

‘Have you been sniffing glue?’ I giggled as he lay on his tummy aiming for the balloon.

I ripped the sign off his back ‘how about you throw a sniff of my ass in that and we have a deal’ he said slightly lifting his ass. ‘fine!’ I said leaning in to his ass
‘Eww!’ I screamed as he ripped a mingin’ fart.

‘AHHH! YOU GOT IT’ we screamed and laughed jumping on the trampoline high fiving.

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‘I am so disappointed in the dresses in Jersey’ Alicia said, looking on the internet for her gown. ‘What did you think! You can’t find a NICE dress in jersey! Tomorrow I’ll take you to New York and we’ll find a dress their!’ I said ‘really! Ok, I wanna go to Maddison Ave’ she was really happy, grinning like a fool. A very cute fool.

‘Yeah so that means that you don’t need that laptop to search for any more wedding crap,’ I said trying to grab the Mac off her.

‘But babe!!!’ she shouted as I took it and put it upstairs. ‘NO!’ I shouted from the top of the staircase.

‘FINE! I’ll call my mum and Mama Hero and tell her that we’re going tomorrow’

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Alicia’s POV

‘What are you doing here?’ Mama hero said walking into the kitchen with a cup of coffee for Frank’s father. ‘Um, I’m taking you guys to New York’ he said in a tone as if to say ‘Well, what the fuck do you think I'm doing?’ she gave him a look. ‘You are NOT coming, you don’t get to see the dress until the wedding!’ she shouted at him ‘but what if she picks something ug;y and when she walks down the isle m like ‘eww!?’’ he said trying to reason with them ‘you wont say EWW!’ Alicia shouted at him hitting his arm ‘I will if I don’t help you pick it!’ he said ‘YOU’RE NOT COMING!’ ‘Whatever, I'm going to hang out with Bryar! Oh shit, well what do I go home in?’ he asked with a weird gaze plastered on his face. ‘you can take the Jeep or the limo that you guys painted’ she said reffering to this Limo that Gerard and Frank bought for 2 grand and painted shit all over it. ‘I cant the limo and I’m to short for the jeep!’ he said. ‘I'm out!’ he left the door and I just laughed at him.

‘Hey ma! I’d be better off taking this than the limo!’ he said reffering to the push bike with a basket and flower on it.

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‘Oh Alicia!’ My mum said in awe. She stared at my dress and me, I like this one. ‘You look amazing, Frank would die if he saw you!’ they said taking photo’s of me. ‘You look really nice. You have an amazing body this totally suits your figure!’ The salesman said. ‘Should I be wearing white?’ I giggled when mama hero said ‘you’re a good girl, you haven’t been in 100 relationships and have a husband that loves you, and you deserve to wear white’ I felt like crying. That was realty nice. The dress was white and had a large skirt that was ruffled, the the top of the dress was full of jewels. It was beautiful. Soon after I tried on another dress. It was equally as beautiful. I love them both I didn’t know which to pick.

‘We should play a trick on Franklin’ his mother said as she looked at this HIDEOUS dress! ‘lets buy it and put it in your cupboard, he’ll think it was yours and get freaked out’ she had an evil smile ‘mama hero!’ I said feigning shocked. ‘that’s for calling my bike shit today’ she said pouting. I giggled and grabbed the ugly dress and paid for it.

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At Home. The next Day. Frank’s POV

‘Gee!’ I shouted as I grabbed the wedding dress out of the cupboard ‘QUICK!’ I shouted again. He ran up the steps and came into the closet. ‘What the fuck is that?’ he asked looking at the dress ‘its her fucking wedding dress! Its disgusting!’ I said looking at it in disgust. ‘We have to destroy it!’ Gerard said grabbing some material off the side. ‘Mikey! Get our skinny ass up here!’ Gerard said as he ran upstairs. ‘get your small ass hips in here’

‘I don’t know if it’s a good idea guys, wedding dresses are a big thing to girls, sam would kill me if I did that to her dress, remember how happy she was when she wore it!?’

‘Just slip it on pussy’ Gerard said undoing the zipper making Mikey step into the dress.

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‘Fire in zee hole!’ I shouted grabbing my paint ball gun and shooting Mikey ‘OW! Fuck!’ he said as I got him in the ass.

‘My turn! My turn!’ Gee screamed and hit him in the shoulder,

‘Role in the mud!’ Bryar said as Mikey laughed, Ray pushed him into a mud puddle.

‘Guys, its dead’ I said faking sadness. ‘nail it to the door!’ Gerard said as I grabbed the dress off a now, but naked Mikey.

We nailed it to the door and I spat on it. It was the most disgusting thing I had EVER seen!

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‘What the fuck!’ Alicia said as she walked outside She placed her hand on her hip and gave me a glare, I felt as if it was melting my face. I hadn’t seen he so angry since high school when she walked in on my and Emmi. She showed me the dress and through it in the fire we had made out side.

‘That was so FUCKING disrespectful!’ she SCREAMED

‘baby it was just a joke!’ I tried reasoning with her, but she had steam coming out of her ears. ‘So what? YOU are saying that this is a joke? Is the whole fucking wedding a joke to you Franklin Anthony Iero?’ she said ‘oooooh you got triple named!’ Mikey said under his breath ‘shut the FUCK up Mikey’ Samantha said walking out side.

‘Its ugly!’ I shouted. I hated that thing

‘It was my WEDDING DRESS!’ she said looking like she was about to burst out crying.

‘It wasn’t just me! Gerard and Mikey and Bob and Ray said it was rank too!’ I said ‘don’t blame it on us Mikey and ray said in unison.’

‘You honestly though that I would wear a piece of shit like that?’ Alicia said her frown turning into a grin. ‘WHAT?!’ everyone shouted

‘That’s disgusting, as if I would wear that!’ she was joking. Un-fucking-believable.

‘OH I had never see you so mad ever!’ I said walking over to her and hugging her. ‘That’s payback for actually destroying the dress though,’ she tried to explain ‘what if that was my real dress Frank?’ she asked ‘you wouldn’t pick an ugly dress though, that’s why I was so shocked’ I said as she kissed me. She was good.

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Hey everyone =]

You know how she said 2 dresses that she like this is the first one

"Wedding Dress 1":http://www.kleinfeldbridal.com/index.cfm?pid=52&item_id=10391&rowid=39&page=2
and this is the second

"Wedding Dress 2":http://www.kleinfeldbridal.com/index.cfm?pid=52&item_id=11180&showpic=main&rowid=335&page=17

help Alicia decide?

And this is the ugly dress

"ugly wedding dress =]":http://www.kleinfeldbridal.com/index.cfm?pid=52&item_id=11265&rowid=380&page=19
hope you liked it =]