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Rider of the Mark

by ZeeDrippyVessel

What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Chapters: 33 - Published: 2006-04-07 - Updated: 2007-08-18 - 111710 words
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  • Well, there were these Hobbits, see?

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-07 - Updated: 2006-04-08 - 2954 words
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  • Whose bed have your boots been under?

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-08 - Updated: 2006-04-09 - 2943 words
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  • The Classic Rohirrim Stumper: Horses - vs - Women

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-10 - Updated: 2006-04-11 - 3943 words
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  • On a wing and some kind of prayer

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-10 - Updated: 2006-04-11 - 3343 words
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  • Tell me Lies, tell me Sweet little lies

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-13 - Updated: 2006-04-13 - 2499 words
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  • The Apologetic shall inherit the Mark

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-13 - Updated: 2006-04-13 - 4089 words
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  • Riderless in the Setting Sun

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-17 - Updated: 2006-04-18 - 3317 words
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  • Doomed is such a nasty word

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-17 - Updated: 2006-04-18 - 2815 words
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  • Just Call me Angel of the Morningstar

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-22 - Updated: 2006-04-23 - 3543 words
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  • Drinkin' 'bout you

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-22 - Updated: 2006-04-23 - 2989 words
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  • Apprenticing to your affections

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-30 - Updated: 2006-05-01 - 3805 words
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  • The Birds and the Bees and the Educated Fleas

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-05-04 - Updated: 2006-05-04 - 4439 words
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  • In Praise of Older Men

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-05-10 - Updated: 2006-05-11 - 5055 words
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  • The Things the Young do Not know

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-05-21 - Updated: 2006-05-22 - 2829 words
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  • Contingent of the Pompous Arse Riders

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-05-21 - Updated: 2006-05-22 - 2183 words
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  • Aaaaefreeeee. You gots some 'splainin' to do!

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-06-01 - Updated: 2006-06-02 - 2776 words
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  • Ere the Red Sun Rises

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-06-01 - Updated: 2006-06-02 - 2885 words
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  • Forth Eorlingas

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-06-13 - Updated: 2006-06-13 - 1153 words
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  • To be or not to be... King

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-06-16 - Updated: 2006-06-16 - 2633 words
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  • Growling Riders in the Sky

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-06-16 - Updated: 2006-06-16 - 2744 words
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  • The Wailing of Rohan

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-06-30 - Updated: 2006-06-30 - 3603 words
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  • My Power, my Pleasure, my... Pain in the ARSE!!!!!

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-07-07 - Updated: 2006-07-07 - 3364 words
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  • The Days of our Rohirrim Lives...

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-07-07 - Updated: 2006-07-07 - 3298 words
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  • The Lady of the Save the Blue Whales of Rohan.

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-07-25 - Updated: 2006-07-25 - 3517 words
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  • Full Moon Over Rohan

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-07-27 - Updated: 2006-07-27 - 4477 words
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  • You can't catch me, 'cuz the rabbit done... done... done WHAT???

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-07-29 - Updated: 2006-07-29 - 3633 words
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  • Give to me your leather

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-10-16 - Updated: 2006-10-16 - 3743 words
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  • Of an old love, well remembered

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-10-16 - Updated: 2006-10-16 - 3599 words
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  • Romancing the Stone Madam

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-10-16 - Updated: 2006-10-16 - 3169 words
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  • Grunt, the Mountain Man

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-12-04 - Updated: 2006-12-04 - 4476 words
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  • Turn and face the strain, ch-ch-changes

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-12-04 - Updated: 2006-12-04 - 4803 words
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  • A turning of the tables

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-12-04 - Updated: 2006-12-04 - 3694 words
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  • Where oh where fore art thou, Eomer

    by ZeeDrippyVessel

    What's a horselord to do when he king and best friend decide he needs more than his horse to keep him company?

    Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Romance - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2007-08-18 - Updated: 2007-08-18 - 3397 words
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