Well, there were these Hobbits, see?
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-07 - Updated: 2006-04-08 - 2954 words
Whose bed have your boots been under?
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-08 - Updated: 2006-04-09 - 2943 words
The Classic Rohirrim Stumper: Horses - vs - Women
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-10 - Updated: 2006-04-11 - 3943 words
On a wing and some kind of prayer
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-10 - Updated: 2006-04-11 - 3343 words
Tell me Lies, tell me Sweet little lies
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-13 - Updated: 2006-04-13 - 2499 words
The Apologetic shall inherit the Mark
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-13 - Updated: 2006-04-13 - 4089 words
Riderless in the Setting Sun
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-17 - Updated: 2006-04-18 - 3317 words
Doomed is such a nasty word
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-17 - Updated: 2006-04-18 - 2815 words
Just Call me Angel of the Morningstar
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-22 - Updated: 2006-04-23 - 3543 words
Drinkin' 'bout you
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-22 - Updated: 2006-04-23 - 2989 words
Apprenticing to your affections
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-04-30 - Updated: 2006-05-01 - 3805 words
The Birds and the Bees and the Educated Fleas
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-05-04 - Updated: 2006-05-04 - 4439 words
In Praise of Older Men
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-05-10 - Updated: 2006-05-11 - 5055 words
The Things the Young do Not know
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-05-21 - Updated: 2006-05-22 - 2829 words
Contingent of the Pompous Arse Riders
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-05-21 - Updated: 2006-05-22 - 2183 words
Aaaaefreeeee. You gots some 'splainin' to do!
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-06-01 - Updated: 2006-06-02 - 2776 words
Ere the Red Sun Rises
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-06-01 - Updated: 2006-06-02 - 2885 words
Forth Eorlingas
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-06-13 - Updated: 2006-06-13 - 1153 words
To be or not to be... King
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-06-16 - Updated: 2006-06-16 - 2633 words
Growling Riders in the Sky
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-06-16 - Updated: 2006-06-16 - 2744 words
The Wailing of Rohan
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-06-30 - Updated: 2006-06-30 - 3603 words
My Power, my Pleasure, my... Pain in the ARSE!!!!!
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-07-07 - Updated: 2006-07-07 - 3364 words
The Days of our Rohirrim Lives...
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-07-07 - Updated: 2006-07-07 - 3298 words
The Lady of the Save the Blue Whales of Rohan.
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-07-25 - Updated: 2006-07-25 - 3517 words
Full Moon Over Rohan
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-07-27 - Updated: 2006-07-27 - 4477 words
You can't catch me, 'cuz the rabbit done... done... done WHAT???
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden, Other - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-07-29 - Updated: 2006-07-29 - 3633 words
Give to me your leather
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-10-16 - Updated: 2006-10-16 - 3743 words
Of an old love, well remembered
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-10-16 - Updated: 2006-10-16 - 3599 words
Romancing the Stone Madam
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-10-16 - Updated: 2006-10-16 - 3169 words
Grunt, the Mountain Man
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-12-04 - Updated: 2006-12-04 - 4476 words
Turn and face the strain, ch-ch-changes
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-12-04 - Updated: 2006-12-04 - 4803 words
A turning of the tables
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a Horse Lord to do when his King and best friend decide he needs more than a horse to keep him happy? Gamling gets laid and NOT by Hama!
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Drama, Erotica, Humor, Romance - Characters: Eomer, Eowyn, Faramir, Theoden - Warnings: [V] [X] - Published: 2006-12-04 - Updated: 2006-12-04 - 3694 words
Where oh where fore art thou, Eomer
by ZeeDrippyVesselWhat's a horselord to do when he king and best friend decide he needs more than his horse to keep him company?
Category: Lord of the Rings - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Romance - Warnings: [V] - Published: 2007-08-18 - Updated: 2007-08-18 - 3397 words