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Disclaimer: The world of Harry Potter, its characters and settings are the copyrighted works of J.K. Rowling, Warner Bros., her publishing companies and affiliates. No profit was made from the writing of this story nor was any malice intended in any way, shape or form to the author or the actors/actresses who so brilliantly have brought them to life.

This is a yaoi, or guy/guy story.

A.N.: Just don't ask; I was in a comedy/kinky mood and not just ready to go to bed yet. This may be a one-shot, I haven't decided yet. I guess it depends on if anyone likes it or not.


Chapter One


Harry stood looking at the sight before him dumbfounded, all of the Gryffindors were on HIS bed...having an ORGY...and no one had invited HIM!!!!

"You treacherous sons of bitches! I've had it! Enjoy yourselves!" Harry turned and stormed out of the tower, mumbling to himself the whole time until he found himself outside of the Slytherin Common Room.

Blaise Zabini opened the door just as he started to knock, "Hey, Potter...didn't get invited to the Gryffindor Orgy?"

Harry growled as he turned to go, mumbling things about, 'Cocky Slytherins.'

"You know, you could join ours....I know quite a few that wouldn't mind getting a piece of you...myself included."

Harry stopped mid-step and turned to look into the lust filled eyes of Blaise, The Slytherins do have the better picks when it comes to guys....and there were bound to be some Ravenclaw girls... "Why the hell not?"

He turned and followed Blaise in, only to be groped before making it to the big bed in the centre of the common room. Draco Malfoy smirked up at him, "Come on, Potter, you are far too overdressed for this."

Harry slowly stripped, enjoying the fact that all eyes were on him, as they watched his tanned, toned body as it was revealed to them. "Like what you see?"

Everyone nodded as the so-called 'golden boy' performed a strip tease in front of them. Draco's jaw dropped as he found himself getting turned on more than he'd thought possible. Least of all with Scarhead!

Draco wasn't the only one that was thinking like this as Harry removed all of his clothing before crawling onto the bed and laying on his back. He looked up at them all with bright emerald green eyes, and said, "What's the matter...doesn't anyone want to touch me?" He put on a fake pout and all hands immediately went to his smooth skin, brushing and teasing.

Unfortunately for everyone else, Draco was the quickest and put his hand over Harry's erection, claiming it as his as he moved to a position between the brunette's legs. "Do you know The Rule, Potter?"

Harry nodded, "Everything that happens in here, stays in here."

Blaise nodded eagerly before lowering his mouth to Harry's left nipple and sucking, gently scraping his teeth along it as the others tried to find free skin to taste, "Damn, Potter, you taste good."

Harry groaned low in his throat as at least a dozen mouths assaulted him; then he felt an extremely soft pair of lips take him into their mouth, and he looked up into the glazed eyes of one Draco Malfoy, happy with a mouth full of Potter cock. "Shit!" Harry managed to groan out as the Slytherin Ice Prince began sucking lightly, and flicking his tongue along the vein on its underside.

Draco managed an oddly smug smirk before he deep-throated Harry and swallowed, This is just too much fun! Makes me proud to be a Slytherin, the blonde sex-god thought.

Harry squirmed and quivered; he was so close. Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck! I'm...I'm... "I'm gonna come!"

Draco grinned as he sucked harder, until his mouth was filled with Harry's seed. He pulled back slowly and licked his lips, "Mmm, you know, Potter, you taste pretty damned good from there too."

Flushed and still coming down from his sexual high, Harry looked up before pulling Draco down nose-to-nose with himself. "I may never look at you the same way again...Malfoy." He crashed their lips together, tasting himself on his rival's lips, before licking Draco's lower lip for permission to enter, which a very disturbed seeker granted. The others almost laughed at the sight of two of Hogwarts most bitter rivals making out in a pile of Slytherins...and enjoying it immensely.

Draco pulled back gasping for air, "You really should have been in Slytherin."

"So that damned Sorting hat told me," Harry replied. He reached for Draco again, since the blonde really did taste as smooth and rich as he looked.

Draco pulled back, "Wait, the Sorting Hat wanted to put you in /Slytherin/?"

Harry nodded, then growled, "Less talk, more fucking."

Draco chuckled at Harry's less than elegant phrasing, "Well, if you wanted to fuck..../accio lubricant/." A bottle of strawberry-flavored lube flew into his hand, "Receiving or giving, Potter?"

Harry's jaw dropped at actually being given a choice, "You'd let me give it to you?"

Blaise perked up, "If he's not, I'm willing!" He practically bounced with lust for the Gryffindor's body.

Draco smacking him in the back of the head. "Yes, I'll let you. After all...I'm guessing I'd be the first..."

Harry blushed three shades of red, "Well, um...I..."

"It's alright, Potter; you're better off giving your first time, especially if you're with someone that knows what they are doing." Draco poured some of the pink liquid onto his hand and slid a finger into his own entrance, watching as Harry's eyes widen when he moaned.

Harry licked his lips as some of the other Slytherins went to play with others. Crabbe and Goyle wandered off to their own corner, as Pansy with Millicent stumbled away, and so on and so forth. Once the Slytherin Prince more or less declared something was his, that's the way it stayed. "Um, Mal...Malfoy....can...I um, maybe help?"

Draco smiled, "Alright, Potter, come here." He laid on his back and guided Harry's hand to his entrance, pouring some lubricant onto those talented seeker's fingers. "Now, just take it one step at a time."

Harry slid his first finger in slowly and moved it slightly in and out. He gained confidence from the gasps Draco released, "That's good...Now, add a second one, and scissor them, in and out." Harry did as told and grinned as Draco moved against his fingers, until suddenly, the blonde arched back sharply, and screamed, "RIGHT THERE!"

Harry brushed his fingers over the strangely soft spot again, growing hard again as Draco made a few incoherent noises before calming down, then glaring up at him, "Fingers...out...now." Harry pulled his fingers out, afraid of having done something wrong, only to feel Draco's hand suddenly spreading lube on his hard shaft. "IN...NOW!"

With his legs around Harry's waist, Draco pulled him in with one harsh yank, impaling himself, and drawing a ragged breath from Harry, "Gods, Malfoy...it's so...fucking...tight!"

Draco growled before moving slightly against him, "Shut up and move, POTTER!!!"

Harry thrust experimentally into him, slowly building a rhythm, until he was hitting the sensitive spot in him, earning a throaty moan and sometimes a scream of his first name with each stroke. Harry could feel his own end coming closer. What did they do to the other in that movie? Oh yeah... He grabbed Malfoy's erection and began pumping it in time to his thrusts, until he felt his lover's body tighten around him, pulling him into oblivion, as Draco's seed shot between them, coating their chests.

Neither saw the golden orb of energy form around them as they moved onto their sides and slept; that was for everyone else to tell them about in the morning, when they were - very hopefully - in a good mood.

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