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Part Sixteen

Patrick's POV

We were set to leave tomorrow for the tour. And the past few days have been pretty peaceful. No loud obnoxious screaming, no one trying to kill anybody, it was outright serene around here for once. Farrah was over at the band's hotel room a lot now that she was with Joe. I wasn't sure how the other guys were reacting to her being around a lot, but it must've been ok, because of the lack of fighting. However, this particular morning was nice. The amazing gift that is morning sex was given to me just a few hours ago, and I couldn't have loved Kel anymore than what I did this morning. We were relaxing in the kitchen, drinking our fruit milkshakes (as only Keliah can make), discussing the tour when someone knocked on our door, and Kel went to answer it.
"HA! Finally!" she said, grabbing a large over-sized box that was setting outside the door.
"What is it?" I said, sipping the milkshake in my hand. 
"OUR CLOTHES!" she exclaimed, dragging the box to the living room. She dropped to her knees and ripped it open violently, exposing stacks of clothes that were packed tightly inside the box. "Aw, I missed these so much!" she said, hugging a pair of jeans. I smiled at her, setting down my milkshake and kneeling down to look at the box's contents. I carefully pulled out a green t-shirt, with FALL OUT BOY plastered across the front.
"Farrah's clothes too, huh?" I said, holding up the shirt to her.
"Yeah. We asked them to ship them both at once. That's strange. I'd never noticed her wearing that shirt before."
I laughed and set the shirt down next to the box. "Maybe that's why you've never heard of us before."
"Ha, maybe. And to be honest, I still haven't heard any more than one song."
"Well, that will be soon fixed when the tour starts. You'll be able to hear us in our amazingly bad live performing glory." I said, giggling a little.
"C'mon. Your voice is perfect, Trick. It can't be that bad." she said softly, moving her hand to my face. Her eyes sparkled with even more shine than ever. Ever since she's been pregnant, her entire body has seriously glowed. Her eyes glimmer even brighter, and her skin just radiates beauty. Every inch of her has gotten even more beautiful. I put my hand over hers and closed my eyes. Her hand glided across my jawline, and she put her hand to my chin lifting it up to face her. I felt her move around the box that was between us and before I could open my eyes, her soft lips crashed onto mine, knocking me backwards on the floor. I kissed back, and she opened her lips slightly allowing my tongue to enter her mouth. Our tongues battled as I felt her slowly climb on top of me and straddle me. My hands moved to her hips, resting gently on mine, and I felt myself getting aroused when she stroked her hand down my chest. We broke apart from the kiss and I looked at her. "We should probably find somewhere else more comfortable than the floor-" I started to say, but she had already gotten off of me and was leading me back to the bedroom. I felt my crotch throbbing in my jeans and I was hoping whatever she was doing was going to help that soon. We got into the bedroom, a door closed behind me, and I was pushed up against the wall by her, her lips once again meeting mine with passion. She held my wrists, and I was enjoying this newfound dominance in her. I felt heat rush through my body as she grinded her hips into mine, and she let out a soft moan. We pulled our clothes off quickly, throwing them all over the room. She pushed up against me again while we kissed and by now, I was the one begging to be inside her. The tables turned quickly as I grabbed her shoulders and pushed her to the wall. Letting out a moan, I lifted her leg up around me, and she tugged at my hair, throwing her head back. I slowly pressed myself into her and she gasped, holding her breath as I slowly moved deeper and deeper inside her. Her sighs of passion were quickly replaced by short moans as I moved in and out of her. I moved one of my hands to her face as we kept kissing, and the other moved down to her soft folds and to her clit, moving my fingers ever so slightly, curling them to massage that spot. I groaned as I thrust faster, and she dug her nails into my back, whispering my name. I started moving my fingers faster and faster on her clit and she was soon screaming my name. I felt her walls get tighter around me, telling me that she was coming and soon enough, her body arched and convulsed around me. I was close to coming when she lifted herself off of me in one swift motion. She pressed me back up against the wall and dropped to her knees. I winced in pain when she pulled off of me, but the pain was soon replaced by the feeling of her mouth around me. My hands shot to the wall, pressing against it firmly as she gently sucked and licked. I scrunched up my face, throwing my head back and shutting my eyes tightly. I felt her mouth move up and down my shaft and I tensed up. She took my entire length into her mouth and I came, spasms running through my body, making me moan her name out loud. The powerful orgasm ran its course through me, and I leaned back onto the wall, exhausted. Kel leaned against my thigh, still on her knees, and breathed heavily.
"Wow. Kel. My god..." I managed to sputter out. She giggled softly.
"Ha, yeah. Oh my god."
"That was AMAZING."
"Definitely."
"We should do that again...and again...and again..."
"I couldn't agree more..." she replied, wrapping her arms around my leg, her naked body gracefully sprawled out on the floor.
Closing my eyes again, my breathing finally slowed down and my mind was having devious ideas. I got down next to Kel and picked her up and laid her on the bed. She giggled again, watching my every move.
"And what is it that you have in mind?"
"Just close your eyes and relax."
I ran my hands over her body, taking in every inch of her curves, especially her voluptuous hips. Both her breasts and her hips were starting to get bigger because of the baby. I absolutely LOVED it. I moved my mouth between her legs and slowly started to lick. I smirked when she thrust her hips up quickly in reaction, and continued to repeat the action. I moved in closer and sucked on her clit, licking gently. Her back arched again and her hips thrust towards me, and I slowly pulled away and put my fingers inside her. By now, I knew exactly where her spot was and exactly how to hit it. I curled my fingers towards me and she moaned loudly.
"Oh god, PATRICK!"
I grinned and did it again and again, getting a reaction each time. I loved doing this. I was pleasuring her, and she was at the control of my fingertips. Each time I curled my fingers, her back arched in perfect time. I did this faster and faster and she screamed my name, writhing on the bed and tightly gripping the bedsheets. I pulled my fingers out and just to see what she would do, I leaned over her and put the fingers in my mouth. Her eyes shimmered again, and the minute I pulled the fingers out of my mouth, she grabbed my face and kissed me hard. She then pulled away from me. "You are amazing, Patrick Stump."
"And you are just as equally amazing, Keliah Stump."
We laid on the bed for awhile next to each other, staring at the ceiling. She rolled over on her side to face me, and looked me in eyes.
"Promise me that none of this will change when the baby comes." she said, putting a hand on my cheek.
I looked into her eyes and saw that worried look again. The worry about the baby, the worry that someday this would all fall apart. The unnecessary worries that shone through her eyes. I moved my hand to her cheek, caressing her with the back of my hand. "Honey. You don't have anything to worry about. I promise everything will be perfect."
"I hope so..." she said, laying on her back again and resting her arm across my chest.
"I know so." I whispered. She laid her head on my shoulder and I stroked her hair softly. "I absolutely know so."
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We soon cleaned up after ourselves, and got dressed again. Kel wanted to tell Farrah her clothes had come and I wanted to make sure the guys were packed up and ready for the tour tomorrow, so we headed over to the guys' hotel room. It was still early, so I didn't expect anyone to be awake, but we decided we'd steal their coffee while we waited if they weren't awake. I turned the key in the door and slowly opened the door only to be scarred by the image of two naked people on the sofa. I slammed the door quickly and Kel looked at me with confusion.
"What's wrong?"
"I believe Joe and Farrah are naked...and are doing it on the sofa." With that, I opened the door again quickly with my eyes shut and screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS THINKING?!"
I shut the door again and looked at Kel. "There is no way I can un-see that."
She cocked her head, looking at me with a "it-can't-be-that-bad" look. She pushed me away from the door and slowly opened it, bracing herself for whatever was behind it. I leaned over behind her to see if they were gone, and I opened my eyes to see Joe's naked ass, open and to the world. Kel closed her eyes quickly and screamed as I slammed the door closed again. I turned to her and gave her an "I-told-you-so" look.
"See? I told you they were doing it."
Kel had a disgusted look on her face and shook in disgust.
"Ugh. It's not the fact that they're doing it that's grossing me out. One, they're doing it on the SOFA, and two, THEY'RE NAKED ON THE SOFA!!!"
"I KNOW, RIGHT?!!?" I exclaimed, throwing my hands in the air. "I'm going in there."
"But you'll see them both naked. At a closer distance. And you'll see Farrah...naked."
"Awwww, who's jealous?"
"I'm not jealous! I'm just coming in there with you."
"But, then you'll see Joe naked."
"Now look who's jealous!"
"Fine, fine. At the count of three then. 1...2...3!"
We crashed through the door and found them still making out on the sofa. I looked at them for a second and quickly looked back at my shoes. They scrambled to get the blanket behind them over themselves, and I yelled again. "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!" I looked over to Kel to see that she was looking at her shoes as well, cheeks turning a shade of red from embarrassment. "Why the HELL are you doing it on the SOFA? YOU HAVE A BEDROOM!" she screamed, clutching her hands into fists. Joe and Farrah were now holding a blanket over their bodies when I heard Andy and Pete come in. Pete looked at us and started to speak. "Hey, why are you-OH, DUDE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!?" he yelled, turning around quickly after his eyes had landed on Farrah and Joe. Andy looked away as soon as Pete screamed and closed his eyes tightly. "I agree with Pete. What the HELL is going on here?"
I looked at everyone quickly and yelled above everyone else's accusations and questions. "WILL EVERYONE JUST SHUT UP FOR A SECOND!"
Everyone quickly fell silent.
"Alright. So. Will one of you explain to me WHY you're having sex on the fucking couch?" 
Farrah and Joe looked at each other and Farrah spoke first. "Look, we were up early and we were going to have some breakfast, and then...impulse just sorta took over and here we are."
I looked at Kel nervously, not knowing whether to yell at them again or let it go because...well...her and I just had the same thing happen to us anyways. Twice in one morning. But at least we got to the bedroom first. "Alright, fine then. Just...next time, will you PLEASE make it to the bedroom? People have to sit on that sofa."
Pete scoffed, still looking the opposite direction. "The hell I do! We're leaving tomorrow. I am avoiding that sofa at all costs. Leave it to the poor suckers who get this room after us."
"Fine, whatever. Will you guys just...get up and get dressed?"
They both tried to wrap the blanket around them and the blanket accidentally dropped, and Joe was exposed again to everyone.
"GOD DAMNIT, MAN. PUT CLOTHES ON!" Andy yelled, staring at the ceiling.
They eventually got to his bedroom and shut the door behind them. We all breathed a sigh of relief and opened our eyes again, looking around, checking to see if it was safe. Pete and Andy were still in their pajamas, they were both wearing tshirts and plaid pajama bottoms, Pete's were red, Andy's were green. Pete's makeup wasn't on and his hair was sticking up in a mess, along with Andy's hair too. They both shuffled to the coffee maker, poured themselves a cup, and clinked their mugs together. "Here's to finding our bandmate and the girl we like having sex on the couch. This is gonna be a great morning." Pete said groggily.
I quickly went over to Kel, grabbing her by the waist. "Well, we said we'd steal their coffee. I say we go do that now."
"Yeah. Yeah, that sounds good. Much better than seeing THAT." she said, walking with me to the kitchen. We all sat down at the kitchen counter and looked down into our coffee cups. Andy looked at Kel and giggled. "Are you as emotionally scarred as we are right now?"
She took a long drink out of her coffee mug. "Oh, you have NO idea."
I laughed as she shook her head. She continued. "I mean, usually, people naked doesn't bother me much-"
Pete giggled, "Yeah, or else you and Patrick wouldn't be having sex as often."
She glared at him and finished. "-but, honestly. That was...horrifying. I never ever want to see Joe's ass again."
I laughed out loud at that, and nearly spit out my coffee. "Well, I'm sure all of us feel like that right now."
Andy shut his eyes. "I don't think I will ever forget that image. I close my eyes, and it's there. I don't think I can ever sleep again."
Pete set down his coffee in thought. "You know, it might not have been so bad if I'd found you and Kel on the couch doing it." he said with a smirk.
I clenched my teeth. "And, dare I ask, why is that? And be careful of what your answer to that is, Wentz."
"Oh, it's because of your body, Trick. I just can't get enough of it. It doesn't hurt that your wife-to-be is bangin' too..."
"WATCH IT, WENTZ."
"What? It's a compliment, isn't it? I'm just complimenting Keliah on her hotness. And I'm complimenting you on your fan-TASTIC figure, Trick."
My fists tightened together, trying to fight back the urge to punch him in the face again. Kel must've saw my face. She quickly placed her hand on my shoulder and ran it down my arm, relaxing me a little.
"Sweetheart, it's fine. Don't let him get to you. He's just doing it to piss you off."
"I know." My jaw released slightly. "Pete, I swear to god, I hear another thing like that out of your mouth about Keliah, I will hit you in the face again. It's not cool dude."
Pete once again held his hands up in surrender. "I'm sorry, man. I was just kidding, I swear. Though Kel, you do look more beautiful than normal today, I wasn't kidding about that. And Trick, you actually do look better than what you do on a normal day."
I released my fists and sighed. "Alright then."
Kel smiled at Pete. "See? There's that "Not-an-asshole" Pete that everyone likes. He should come out more often."
Pete shrugged. "He's always here. He just happens to get drowned out by coffee, alcohol, family issues, and eyeliner."
Joe and Farrah carefully walked in, thankfully, with clothing on. Joe nervously ran a hand through his curly hair. "Sorry about all that."
Andy quickly got up and poured himself more coffee. "Yeah, tell that to my mind. It's never going to have the image of your naked ass out of it." he snarled.
"Well, at least I know I'm going to be remembered." 
Andy stuck his tongue out at him and sat back down. Kel decided to ask the question that everyone wanted to ask. I adored her bold honesty.
"So, Farrah, was it good?"
"Was w-what good?" she stuttered out.
"The sex, silly."
I smirked, looking at both Farrah and Joe's stunned faces as they stumbled over their words.
"Um...well....it was....", Farrah started to say, and we all burst into laughter.
"HAHAHAHAHA! JOE IS....DISAPPOINTING!" Pete giggled from the floor. 
"I didn't say that!"
"You might as well have! Would've been quicker to say!"
"Fine then. But he isn't disappointing, alright!"
Andy tried to get up from the floor where Pete was. "Alright, alright. So Trohman isn't disappointing. Then, what's a synonym for it? Unexpected? Misleading? Outright pathetic?" he sputtered out in a fit of giggles. After awhile the laughing got to be slightly annoying. I finally tried to settle everyone down.
"Okay, we get it guys, it's funny. C'mon, get up off the floor."
Kel frowned and apologized to Joe and Farrah. "I'm sorry you guys. I brought it up. Even though I didn't expect such an immature reaction from SOME people."
Joe shrugged it off and helped Andy up off the floor. " It's okay. We sorta deserve that anyways."
I looked at Joe and Farrah as they sat down to join us with coffee. "So, are you it's both packed for the tour tomorrow?"
Kel opened her eyes wide and exclaimed, "OH! That's right. Farrah, our clothes came in finally, so we have all of our stuff now."
Farrah smiled over her coffee cup. "Good. One less thing to worry about then. How long is this tour anyways?"
I counted the months in my head of how many dates we had to play. "About...4 months, I think. It could be less."
"Oh, alright then. That's actually shorter than I expected." she smiled. "This going to be SOOO much FUN!"