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Pete Wentz has a brand new infatuation. He follows the guy around like a lost puppy, always cuddling into him, kissing his cheek, and flirting shamelessly. The shy object of his obsession usually reacts with a blush and shy smile, gently pushing Pete out of his personal bubble, though it doesn’t last long. I feel a bit bad for the guy, I know how he feels. Pete used to be just like that with me. Now he mostly bothers Mikey. I’m still his best friend, though, so I haven’t escaped it completely. I just don’t get the full dose anymore. It used to really bother me, when I had a crush on Pete. He’s the kind of guy who will flirt with anyone too nice to walk away. And I’ll give him credit where it’s due, he tones it down when he’s actually in a relationship with someone. Pete’s relationships, though, don’t often last long. Now that we’re on tour with Mychem, Mikey won’t be able to escape.


Gerard grumbles angrily from the left of me as he glares at Pete, hugging his little brother and kissing his cheek. Needless to say, Gerard does not approve of Mikey’s next boyfriend. I give him a sympathetic smile, not able to say much that will comfort him. I could lie and tell him Mikey won’t fall for Pete, but I can see he’s already falling. I could lie and tell him Pete and Mikey will take things slow, but I have my doubts. I don’t really see the harm in Pete and Mikey dating, other than Gerard worrying Pete will hurt him. Another bit of giving Pete credit, he’s good in a relationship. He doesn’t cheat, lie, or pressure the other person into doing things they aren’t comfortable with. Gerard isn’t homophobic, obviously, so that isn’t the problem. I think he’s just not ready for his baby brother to be in a relationship. Gerard’s going to have to let go sometime.

“Patrick?” Gerard nudges me, “Did you hear anything I just said?”

“Hmm? Oh, no sorry..”

He sighs and points to Pete and Mikey, “You’ve known Pete a while, right?”

I nod, “Yes...”

“How do I... How can this stop?” He looks at me, frustrated.

“I um.... I don’t know, Gee... They both seem pretty happy, why not leave it?” I shrug.

“Because Pete’s.... He’s-”

“Had sex before?” I roll my eyes at him, “Mikey’s not going to be a virgin forever, Gee...”

Gerard chokes on his coffee, “Yes he is.”

I shake my head, “Don’t wish that on him. Would you like it for yourself?”

Gerard narrows his eyes, “He doesn’t know what he’s missing, so it’s no loss.”

I cross my arms, “Gerard, I’m a virgin. Trust me, he knows what he’s missing...and it’s definitely a loss.”

“It’s not even the sex thing.” Gerard grumbles, “He’s just so...arrogant. He thinks he’s God, how can I think he’ll be good to my brother with that attitude?”

“First, it’s so the sex thing, and second? He’s not near as arrogant and cocky as he fakes. Inside that facade, there’s a really sweet caring guy. So he’d kill and die for your brother.”

“You know what? Fine. It’s the sex thing.” Gerard groans, “I just need to find a nice virgin for Mikey to fall in love wi-” he looks over to me, “You’re nice...and a virgin as you previously mentioned.”

My eyes widen, “You leave me out of this, Way. I’m not even in love with Mikey!”

Gerard pouts, “But Patrick... I can’t date him.”

“No, No you can’t because that would be wrong. But it would be wrong for me to as well, because I’m not interested in Mikey, in that way. He’s a nice guy, sure. He’s cute, yeah. But I’m not in love with him and I’m far to shy to ever even think about walking up and asking him out at random, even if I did like him.”

Gerard nods and looks up to me, “So is that a yes?”

“NO!” I stand up and walk to the FOB bus, slamming the door behind me.

Gerard has officially lost his mind. I can’t date Mikey. For one, Pete likes him so it would be un-ethical. Plus, I can’t date someone just to appease their brother. That’s weird and wrong in several ways. I lie in my bunk and groan when I hear the door open.

“You okay, ‘Trick?” Pete opens my curtain.

“Fine.” I grumble.

He raises an eyebrow, “What’d Gerard do to piss you off?”

“Nothing.”

“Yeah, that’s why you slammed the door.” He climbs into the bunk, “What’s up, ‘Trick.”

I sigh, “He doesn’t like the idea of you dating Mikey.”

Pete grins mischievously, “Oh yeah? He’s about to be pissed.”

My eyes widen, “Oh god, please tell me you’re not.”

“Not yet. But why should I let a whinny vampire stand in the way of my, and his brother’s, happiness?”

I groan, “Because your best friend will have to deal with said vampire?”

“Are you two talking about my brother?” Mikey’s voice joins the conversation.

“Yup.” Pete looks to him, “He doesn’t like me.”

Mikey rolls his eyes, “Gerard doesn’t like anyone.”

Pete shrugs, “He likes Patrick.”

“No, he likes bitching about you to me.” I groan.

“Oh, Mikey?” Pete looks to Mikey.

“Yes?” Mikey looks up to Pete, pushing up his glasses.

Pete wraps his arms around Mikey, causing the taller bassist to blush, “Would you like to be my boyfriend?”

I hit myself in the forehead. Twice.

Mikey’s blush deepens, “R-Really?”

Pete nods, “Really... I like you, Mikes.”

Mikey giggles softly, “I-I like you too.”

“So is that a yes?” Pete grins.

Mikey nods and hugs Pete tight.

“Now, all the two of you need to do is get a shovel.” I mumble bitterly.

“Shovel?” Mikey raises an eyebrow.

“Yes. So that after Gerard murders Pete, we can bury him.” I shrug.

Pete grins, “Gerard just needs a distraction.”

“I’m not sure being on fire would distract him from this.” I sigh.

“But maybe a boyfriend of his own would.” Pete suggests.

“For the hundredth time, Frank is just Gerard’s friend...” Mikey giggles.

“That’s true, but what about Patrick?” Pete’s grin widens.

“Wait, what? No! You can deal with Gerard hating you, just like Gerard can deal with you two dating. Keep me the fuck out of it!” I hurry past them off the bus, before returning to sit beside Gerard.

“Did you think about what I asked?” Gerard looks to me cautiously.

I groan, “No Gerard. It’s too late anyways, they’re already together.”

“What!?” Gerard fumes, “How are they together? Mikey barely knows this creep-”

“I can date whoever I want Gerard.” Mikey and Pete walk past us, holding hands.

Gerard jumps up, “No you can’t-”

I quickly stand up and cover his mouth, “Gerard, shh. Just calm down, okay?”

He nods slowly.

“Look, Mikey and Pete are going to do whatever they want to do. You can get as angry as you want, but that isn’t going to stop them. So, you have to choose not to let it bother you. Pete’s not as bad as he seems, and Mikey isn’t as innocent as he seems. All that matters, is they’re both happy blah blah blah, the world goes on. Okay?”

Gerard nods again, “Okay...but I really don’t want to-”

“Shh!” I cover my ears, “Trust me, I don’t want to hear you tell me how much you hate my best friend, and I don’t want to hear him tell me how much he hates you. You’re both my friends, and I swear if the two of you don’t shut the fuck up and get over yourselves, I will tie you up, throw you both in a car, and drive off a fucking bridge.” I take in a deep breath, “Got it?”

Gerard grins slightly, “I got it, but I kind of want sweet little Patrick Stump to swear some more...”

I glare up at him, “I’m not that short.”

He chuckles softly.

Frank walks over and sits in Gerard’s lap, “What are you doing over here to make Pat swear?”

“Patrick.” I correct him in a bitter mumble.

Gerard shrugs, “I don’t like Pete?”

“Maybe he’s moody because he likes Pete.” Frank wiggles his eyebrows.

I roll my eyes and shake my head. I hate when people assume I’m interested in Pete. I hate more when they talk about me like I’m not here. I also hate, when they call me Pat and barge into a conversation I’m having, that has nothing to do with them. All in all, Frank just rubs me the wrong way.

“If you don’t like him, why’re you all mad and jealous?” Frank shrugs and leans into Gerard.

“Because Gerard’s an idiot who tried to convince me to date Mikey so he wouldn’t be with Pete, and Pete’s an idiot who tried to talk me into dating Gerard so he’d get off their back. I don’t like Pete, at all, not one little bit in a more than friendly way. I have no interest in Mikey either. And being asked to date someone for reasons other than having actual feelings for them seems un-ethical, and selfish.” I take in a deep breath.

“What about Gerard?” Frank glares.

“What...do you mean?” I raise an eyebrow.

“You voiced your platonic feelings for Mikey and Pete, but left out Gerard.”

Gerard smiles and nudges my shoulder, “Just an accident, right Patrick?”

I nod, being deceived by the blush creeping onto my cheeks.

Frank rests his head on Gerard’s shoulder. Gerard raises an eyebrow and rubs his back.

“You okay Frankie?”

I take this moment to leave, going back to the bunk and praying that no one follows me there. Of course, once I get comfortable, my plan is thwarted by the sound of the door opening.

“Patrick?” Gerard’s voice is soft.

He closes the door and walks to the bunk area, “Patrick?” I hear him open a few curtains before finding mine and opening it, “Hey...everything alright?”

I nod.

“You’re right, man. I was out of line asking you to go after Mikey. You deserve to be with someone you actually care about, right?” he pauses for an answer, then continues when he gets nothing, “Right. Mind if I join you?”

I make room for him.

“I’m just gonna hide here with you for a bit. Between you and me? Frank’s driving me crazy. He keeps cuddling me and stuff, it’s a little weird. I mean, I know we kiss on stage sometimes but, that’s all it is, you know? I love Frank, but he’s my friend.”

I nod.

He sighs and takes off my hat, putting it onto his own head, “Going off on everyone today has talked you out, huh?”

I smiles slightly, “Just saving my voice for the next round...”

He chuckles softly and smiles, “Well I think, that I look amazing in this hat.” He grins, “It’s a very sexy hat.”

I roll my eyes, “Gee, it has a monkey on it. That’s not...” I blush lightly, “That’s not sexy.”

“Oh, but if the right person wears it, it is.” he winks playfully and puts the hat back onto my head, “See? Now it’s still sexy. But if we put it on Ray... not so much.”

I blush lightly, “I-It’s just a hat Gee..”

He shrugs, “You’re just in denial about your sexiness, it’s okay. We’ve all been there.”

I can’t help but laugh, “Speaking of arrogance..”

Gerard pouts, “Well, would you disagree?”

“Yes, I would... because I’m not.”

He grins slightly, “You forgot to mention me again.”

I roll my eyes, “That wasn’t on purpose Gee.”

“So answer the question.” He looks into my eyes, “Do you think I’m sexy?”

I blush, “G-Gee I-I don’t... I-I’m trying to sleep.”

“Although I dislike Pete highly, you know he might have a point. Maybe if I had someone of my own, I wouldn’t be so preoccupied with what my baby brother is doing.”

“O-Okay, so go find a boyfriend. Go fuck Fr-Frank, he obviously wants it.”

“Ah, but you see... I don’t.” Gerard shakes his head, “And as I recall, that wouldn’t be right.”

I roll my eyes, “Use my words against me, fine. Then find someone you are interested in and fuck them?”

He grins, “And now we return back to my previous question, Pattycakes.” He rests his palm on my chest, making my blush a deep red, “Do you think I’m sexy?”

“I-I...” I blush even brighter as his lips meet mine. He wraps his arms around my neck, moving his lips flawlessly against mine. It isn’t long before our tongues are dancing from mouth to mouth and I’m pulling up his shirt. He pulls back, but just for a moment, and takes off his shirt, tossing it to the bunk floor before returning to my pleading lips. I run my fingers across his chest and pull back when I feel my shirt beginning to slide up.

“G-Gee I-”

He pecks my lips, “Nothing you aren’t ready for.”

I blush deeply and nod, “Wh-Why’d you kiss me?”

He smiles, “I like you, Patrick. Can’t you tell by the way I’ve been following you around like a lost puppy, flirting at every chance, and making up reasons I need to talk to you?”

“Y-You..” I bite back a laugh, “You know, that’s the same stuff Pete does.”

“Shh, don’t compare me to him right now.” Gerard pecks my lips slowly.

I kiss back and look up to him, “Fine.”

“So ah.. you’ve let me kiss you and almost tore my shirt off... is it safe to assume you like me?” Gerard blushes lightly.

I bite my lip, “I-I um..y-yeah.”

He grins, “Then why wouldn’t you just tell me I’m sexy?”

I roll my eyes and peck his lips, “You’re s-sexy Gerard. H-Happy?”

“Mmm, quite.” He grins before leaning down to kiss me again, pressing his too-tight jeans against mine.

I kiss back, moving my hands up to grip his hair. Our bodies begin to rub against each other as the kiss becomes more heated. He finally talks me out of my shirt, grinning smugly to himself as he leans down for another kiss, our bare chests touching. The friction between our jeans has caused a bit of a problem, for the both of us. His fingers begin to unbutton and unzip my jeans at professional speed as my jeans find their way onto the floor with our shirts. I nervously fumble with the front of his jeans as he places open mouthed kisses down my neck. I eventually get his pants undone and add them to the clothing on the floor. Now there is only one constricting us.

Gerard pants heavily and bites my earlobe before whispering, “How far are we gonna let this go?”

I whimper softly, “I-I don’t know I...”

Gerard nods and pecks my lips, “I could blow you...”

I blush deeply, “Wh-What about you?”

He smiles softly, “We’ll work that out later. First, I want to make you feel...” he kisses my neck, “So good.”

I shiver and nod, “P-Please?”

He smirks and slides my boxers down painfully slow. He kisses my lips, then makes a trail of kisses down my neck, biting ever so often. His tongue makes it’s way down my chest, and the biting starts back up as he reaches my hip. He bites and kisses each hip a few times before finally taking me into his hand.

“Mmm...” he says softly, “I’ve always loved your voice.. I’m sure I’ll be a fan of the moans too.” He smirks before licking my tips slowly, swirling his tongue around. He licks up my underside slowly before taking my head into his mouth. As his wet mouth slides around my length, I grip his hair and let out an involuntary moan. He hums softly and bobs his head slowly as his fingernails press into my hips. He begins bobbing faster when he notices I’m getting close. I grip his hair tightly, moaning louder than I’m able to control.

“G-Gee I-I’m..”

He begins to bob even faster, swallowing once I release into his mouth with a moan louder than any of the previous ones.

“Er..maybe I should have been worried about Gerard’s intentions with ‘Trick...” Pete’s voice comes from the other side of the curtain.

I blush deeply and squeak, hiding my face in the pillow.

“Well, you did suggest my brother get a boyfriend, what’d you think they were going to do? Play checkers?”

Gerard blushes as well and clears his throat, “I mean this in the nicest way possible, but could you two fuck off?”

I can hear the smirk in Pete’s voice, “I’ll take that as permission.”

They hurry off the bus.

“DON’T YOU DARE!” Gerard jumps out of the bunk and grabs his clothes.

“Gee...” I peek out of the bunk, “You could go invade your brother’s private life, or...” I blush deeply, “You could come back in here and we can solve that, ah, problem of yours.”

He grins, dropping his clothes, and returns to the bunk.