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Housewarming Part 1
Spoilers for Ch. 38 of Manga: The aftermath of chapter 38 told from Jean Havoc's point of view. What is life like afterwards and how does he come to terms? Please leave a review! They're like ca...
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Housewarming
As quickly as I could while minding that I didn't put pressure on the cut I made my way to the bathroom, took care of my routine, brushed my teeth and splashed a little water on my face. It would have to do for now. I then got dressed in pajamas and stole out to the living room.
Thankfully, Sciezka had cleaned up the evidence of last night's disaster. I returned to my room and my bed, and had just gotten situated when I heard a key in the lock and Elysia's voice announcing that she and Gracia had arrived.
Gracia came into the bedroom and said, "So I hear you had quite an adventure last night."
I blushed and asked, "So how much did Roy tell you?"
"Pretty much all of it," she said with a smile.
"Did Sciezka even need to call you?" I asked rather glumly.
Gracia shook her head apologetically.
"I'm sorry this leaves a lot of the party preparations to you," I said changing the subject.
"It's catered, right? I'll just set the table and get out the serving trays. It's nothing too taxing. Oh, and maybe I'll pick some flowers from the garden," she said.
Elysia chimed in, "My job is to read and color with you on the big bed."
I smiled and said, "I think that sounds like a very good plan."
Gracia left the room and Elysia hopped up on the bed to keep me company.
When Gracia returned she brought in two steaming mugs of coffee, a glass of milk for Elysia and some pastry and set it down on the bedside table. She then commenced fluffing the pillows and making a general fuss about me. I let her; it was easier to let her get her way when she was in mother hen mode.
As Elysia munched her breakfast she said, "This is like a picnic. We should do this all the time!"
I chuckled and said, "Maybe next time we'll move the picnic to the front porch. Speaking of which, do you think it needs a porch swing?"
Gracia nodded and Elysia answered, "Yes it does and a hammock. Every good porch has both."
"Well, you seem to be an expert. I'll have to have both," I said hiding my amusement at her sureness in the ways of the world.
"You could put some candles on the porch so if people gather out there to talk after dinner it has some decoration," Gracia suggested.
"That's a great idea, I hadn't thought about that. I've never really decorated before. Last night was my first real attempt," I said.
Gracia smiled and said, "I bet the fireplace looked lovely. When Sciezka gets back I'll run out and get some more candles and other incidentals."
"You are a lifesaver, can I ever thank you enough?" I asked.
"Don't be silly. Besides, if you haven't noticed Roy thinks you are my hobby. He might be right, but it's nice to have you and Sciezka around as often as you are. It was lonely before cooking for just the two of us," she said.
"Well I intend to repay the favor and watch Elysia so you can have other interests too. You wouldn't mind coming to stay at my house, would you Elysia?" I asked.
"No Jean! I love your house. You have good floors for dancing on and I love my room," she replied beaming.
"Maybe you can get Sciezka to play ballerina with you sometime," I said.
Gracia laughed and said, "I won't tell her you were the one who suggested that."
With breakfast finished Gracia cleared away the dishes and left Elysia and myself to color. She'd come in every now and then to freshen up my coffee and ask if we needed anything. It was Elysia who nodded off first and I decided I might as well nap too.
*
The warm haze of my nap was disturbed by a popping sound and girlish laughter. I flailed a bit trying to roll over, caught myself before falling out of bed and finally saw the sources of laughter.
Gracia, Riza and Sciezka were standing next to the bed and Gracia had a camera in her hand. The flash bulb must have made the popping noise.
"Honestly, blackmail photos? Ladies, I am hurt," I scolded them.
Riza was the fist to speak, "These will go over well at the firing range and perhaps we should print a copy to send to Breda."
"You wouldn't..." I said.
Gracia giggled and said, "You know she would."
"You have a little something on your chin," Sciezka said, gesturing towards my face.
"The hell? Oh great, I was drooling. This is just wonderful," I complained.
Elysia finally woke up, stretched, rubbed the sleep from her eyes and said, "What's so funny Mommy?"
Gracia smiled and said, "We caught Jean sleeping with your stuffed bear."
Elysia didn't think this was so odd, grabbed her bear and snuggled up next to me and said, "Bears are a good thing, aren't they Jean?"
Matching her indignant tone I said, "I completely agree Princess Elysia, stuffed bears are a very good thing."
I then hugged her close for emphasis and stuck out my tongue at the three "traitors".
Riza stifled a laugh and said, "I'll see you all later. Sciezka, glad I was able to help with your errand this morning."
I was a little confused but then took a good long look at Sciezka and said, "You got different frames. I like them. Did you get a haircut too?"
Thankfully, the expressions registering on the adult female faces ranged from relief to approval.
The frames Sciezka and apparently Riza had picked out were made of thin silver wire and oval shaped. They complemented Sciezka's delicate features perfectly.
Sciezka touched her hair a bit self-consciously and said, "Do you like it? It's not that different..."
I patted the bed next to me and said, "Get over here so I can fully appreciate it."
She smiled and Gracia left the room with a reluctant Elysia trailing behind her.
Once we were alone I propped myself up on an elbow, looked her up and down, smiled, then ran my fingers through her hair.
"So you like it?" she asked hesitantly.
"I like whatever you like, but I must say I like this window dressing. The new glasses suit you. Guess I just had to take one for the team to get you to change things up," I answered.
Gracia called from the living room, "I'll be back in a few hours to help Sciezka set out the food. I suggest you both have a nap as last night was so late."
Sciezka went to the bedroom door and said, "That's a great idea, thanks so much for all the help."
I heard the front door close as Gracia and Elysia left and Sciezka closed the bedroom door, stretched and said, "I could really use a nap."
"You just woke me up from one and you want me to sleep more?" I asked.
"You are awfully cranky. Trust me, there will be plenty of time for non-sleeping activities later. Right now I'd like to curl up and just rest with you," she replied.
"When you put it that way I think a nap would be an excellent idea. Get something more comfortable on and join me," I said.
Sciezka stood up, stepped out of her loafers, slowly removed her sweater and unbuttoned her pants and then let them fall to the floor. She stood before me in just her panties and camisole.
"I thought..." I stammered.
"We are just napping, but that doesn't mean I don't want to be as close as I possibly can be to you and this is comfortable. Let's lose your shirt and get under those covers. Oh, I should set the alarm," she said.
Sciezka wound the clock, removed her glasses carefully placing them on the bedside table, pulled impatiently at the covers I was lying on to help me get under them, then tugged off my shirt with equal fervor. Then she climbed over me, lie down to face me and whispered, "We'll rest now, get ready, have the part and then you can have your way with me."
"Really?" I asked. "It hasn't been the best weekend so far. After a sex disaster and a trip to the hospital I don't know... I'm not exactly a party to be around."
Sciezka nestled closer to me and said, "What you are overlooking is that the accident and subsequent trip to the hospital were caused by some amazing sex. I was careless with my glasses because I could hardly wait to be thoroughly bedded."
It took me a few moments to think over what she said, "So the complications..."
She interrupted me with a kiss and then said, "All worth it and not as off-putting as you make them out to be."
I returned her kiss and said, "Just smack me or something when I worry like that, would you?"
She smiled and replied, "Any time, but I think that I'd rather convince you some other way. Now hold me close and let's sleep."
Holding onto my shoulders she fidgeted to get comfortable finally settling on draping an arm and leg over me as she buried her face in my chest and mumbled, "You're a good pillow."
After playing with her hair for a few minutes I noticed she had fallen asleep. I wrapped my free arm around her, closed my eyes and tried to get some sleep too.
*
The alarm clock went off, Sciezka startled and flailed a bit and finally got it turned off. She then stretched, rubbed her eyes and said, "See, you needed more sleep too."
"I figured if I didn't sleep I'd at least be able to hold you. You're much better than Elysia's stuffed bear. I won't object to more napping or enforced bed-rest as long as you promise to join me," I said.
Sciezka grinned and said, "That can be arranged. Now c'mon, it's shower time and I have to change that dressing."
"Could you do 'Naughty Nurse' again?" I asked hopefully.
"Maybe, now hit the showers," she answered.
I rolled over, sat up and carefully transferred to my chair so she wouldn't scold me. Then I headed into the bathroom. Once in the bathroom I got out of my pajama pants ran the taps until the water was the correct temperature and turned on the shower. I had no sooner gotten in and started lathering my hair when Sciezka joined me, to help she explained. I've decided I'm definitely all for help if it involves mutual nakedness.
Once we were both clean Sciezka set two towels out for me and made a peep show worthy production of getting us both dry. We then headed into the bedroom to change my bandages and get dressed.
Sciezka suggested that it would be easiest if I lie down on the bed and though I wanted to protest I knew she was right. After I complied she changed the dressing and thankfully it had stayed closed. Hopefully I would be good as new by the time we had to leave for the lake.
My good behavior was rewarded with a back and shoulder massage.
"What's this for?" I asked.
"You're tense, I can tell you hate staying in bed all day," Sciezka replied.
"Well I've done enough of it for a lifetime in the last six months," I grumbled.
"I'll just have to keep you company tomorrow and maybe Monday," she offered.
When she finished she said, "We should get dressed. You requested the little black number, is that still ok?"
"I think it would be perfect. I can show off the girl while showing off the new place," I said with a wink.
That earned me a smack, but she relented and kissed me despite my cheekiness.
"Do you think the blue sweater and black house pants will do?" I asked. "There aren't many options for pants with this cut."
"Even without the current situation that would be fine, though I do prefer your faded dungarees with that sweater. I just love that sweater," she answered.
We finished getting dressed and I ducked into the bathroom to fix my hair and splash on some cologne. When I was done Sciezka was in the living room talking animatedly with Gracia and setting out flowers.
Elysia ran up to me and thrust a bouquet of flowers at me. I invited her onto my lap and said, "So what have you got there?"
"These are flowers from the garden, um hyacinths, daffodils, tulips and the little ones are the last of the crocuses," she informed me.
"Well they are beautiful," I said. "Did you help?"
She beamed with pride and said, "I did. We put bulbs in the ground in the autumn and these are what came up."
"Gracia, thank you for plundering your garden for the decorations. They look and smell wonderful. The hyacinths especially," I noted. "You'll have to tell me what and when to plant. Ma always had a garden back East."
While Gracia appreciated my input, I was still shooed to the couch to "supervise and rest" in her words.
Sciezka, Gracia and Elysia bustled around the house setting out candles, arranging flowers and soon the food arrived. I checked my watch and called to Sciezka, "They'll be here soon. May I please have a glass of wine and a smoke on the porch to wait for them?"
Sciezka came into my line of sight, shook her head and asked, "You must be climbing the walls, eh?"
After I nodded vigorously in reply, she shrugged and said, "Go check out the food and have a glass of wine. You deserve time off for good behavior."
I got off the couch quickly and headed to the kitchen before Sciezka had a chance to change her mind.
Gracia met me in the doorway with an ashtray and a pack of smokes in one hand and one of my sturdy pint glasses half-full of white wine in the other.
Eagerly accepting both I took a sip of wine and said, "Bless you Gracia!"
As I headed out the front door she called after me, "Light the candles on the front porch so it's ready when they arrive."
After surveying what they'd done to the front porch I lit the candles then sat back, fished a cigarette out of the fresh pack and smiled. Once I got it lit I took a long drag and exhaled. This was as close to paradise as it got. After I took my last drag I stubbed the butt out in the ashtray and set it on the railing. I then had a swig of wine to wash the slightly acrid taste from my mouth. I put the glass between my knees to hold it and stretched.
"Well you're awfully comfortable," Jim called as he came up the walk.
"Sure am, what's the curbside impression?" I asked.
Jim thought for a moment and said, "It's nice, and very slick how the ramp is hidden by the hedges."
I grinned and said, "I agree, the house doesn't scream 'Cripple lives here.' at all."
Thankfully Jim knew I was poking fun and not wallowing. He looked at my drink and said, "So where can a guy get one of those?"
"In the kitchen, let me show you in and then I'll come back to my post as greeter," I said.
Just as I pushed the front door open I heard Roy call from the sidewalk, "Second Lieutenant, should you be exerting yourself like that?"
"Get up here and in the house so this thing can start," I groused.
Jim arched an eyebrow and asked, "Is there something I should know about?"
I grimaced and said, "For the love of... so you didn't hear?"
He shook his head and gave me a quizzical look.
"Ha! Finally my name is out of the rumor mill for a little while. It's nothing big, I had an accident last night and had to get patched up at the hospital."
Roy, Riza, Jim and I then went into the house. Sciezka directed us into the living room and Gracia brought out trays of appetizers and asked what everyone wanted to drink. A few minutes later they came back in and it was officially a party.
Once introductions were taken care of we all made small talk until Jim smiled and said, "Well Jean, you look fine. So what did you hurt?"
Roy guffawed and said, "Jim, it was priceless..."
I cut him off warning, "Roy, not in front of the K-I-D."
He simply smirked and said, "Well it was G-L-A-S-S in his..."
"Colonel Mustang, permission to speak freely," I cut in.
"Yes Second Lieutenant Havoc?" he asked in an amused tone.
"If you are so concerned with the injuries I incurred last night you are more than welcome to kiss them all better," I retorted.
Riza, Sciezka and Gracia covered their mouths to stifle their laughter, Jim gave a hearty chuckle and Roy simply sat there, stunned into silence for once.
"What's so funny?" Elysia asked, clearly lost.
Thinking quickly I answered, "Everyone was just surprised that your Uncle Roy can spell."
That answer seemed to satisfy her for the time being. We'd be in big trouble once she learned how to spell.
As quickly as I could while minding that I didn't put pressure on the cut I made my way to the bathroom, took care of my routine, brushed my teeth and splashed a little water on my face. It would have to do for now. I then got dressed in pajamas and stole out to the living room.
Thankfully, Sciezka had cleaned up the evidence of last night's disaster. I returned to my room and my bed, and had just gotten situated when I heard a key in the lock and Elysia's voice announcing that she and Gracia had arrived.
Gracia came into the bedroom and said, "So I hear you had quite an adventure last night."
I blushed and asked, "So how much did Roy tell you?"
"Pretty much all of it," she said with a smile.
"Did Sciezka even need to call you?" I asked rather glumly.
Gracia shook her head apologetically.
"I'm sorry this leaves a lot of the party preparations to you," I said changing the subject.
"It's catered, right? I'll just set the table and get out the serving trays. It's nothing too taxing. Oh, and maybe I'll pick some flowers from the garden," she said.
Elysia chimed in, "My job is to read and color with you on the big bed."
I smiled and said, "I think that sounds like a very good plan."
Gracia left the room and Elysia hopped up on the bed to keep me company.
When Gracia returned she brought in two steaming mugs of coffee, a glass of milk for Elysia and some pastry and set it down on the bedside table. She then commenced fluffing the pillows and making a general fuss about me. I let her; it was easier to let her get her way when she was in mother hen mode.
As Elysia munched her breakfast she said, "This is like a picnic. We should do this all the time!"
I chuckled and said, "Maybe next time we'll move the picnic to the front porch. Speaking of which, do you think it needs a porch swing?"
Gracia nodded and Elysia answered, "Yes it does and a hammock. Every good porch has both."
"Well, you seem to be an expert. I'll have to have both," I said hiding my amusement at her sureness in the ways of the world.
"You could put some candles on the porch so if people gather out there to talk after dinner it has some decoration," Gracia suggested.
"That's a great idea, I hadn't thought about that. I've never really decorated before. Last night was my first real attempt," I said.
Gracia smiled and said, "I bet the fireplace looked lovely. When Sciezka gets back I'll run out and get some more candles and other incidentals."
"You are a lifesaver, can I ever thank you enough?" I asked.
"Don't be silly. Besides, if you haven't noticed Roy thinks you are my hobby. He might be right, but it's nice to have you and Sciezka around as often as you are. It was lonely before cooking for just the two of us," she said.
"Well I intend to repay the favor and watch Elysia so you can have other interests too. You wouldn't mind coming to stay at my house, would you Elysia?" I asked.
"No Jean! I love your house. You have good floors for dancing on and I love my room," she replied beaming.
"Maybe you can get Sciezka to play ballerina with you sometime," I said.
Gracia laughed and said, "I won't tell her you were the one who suggested that."
With breakfast finished Gracia cleared away the dishes and left Elysia and myself to color. She'd come in every now and then to freshen up my coffee and ask if we needed anything. It was Elysia who nodded off first and I decided I might as well nap too.
*
The warm haze of my nap was disturbed by a popping sound and girlish laughter. I flailed a bit trying to roll over, caught myself before falling out of bed and finally saw the sources of laughter.
Gracia, Riza and Sciezka were standing next to the bed and Gracia had a camera in her hand. The flash bulb must have made the popping noise.
"Honestly, blackmail photos? Ladies, I am hurt," I scolded them.
Riza was the fist to speak, "These will go over well at the firing range and perhaps we should print a copy to send to Breda."
"You wouldn't..." I said.
Gracia giggled and said, "You know she would."
"You have a little something on your chin," Sciezka said, gesturing towards my face.
"The hell? Oh great, I was drooling. This is just wonderful," I complained.
Elysia finally woke up, stretched, rubbed the sleep from her eyes and said, "What's so funny Mommy?"
Gracia smiled and said, "We caught Jean sleeping with your stuffed bear."
Elysia didn't think this was so odd, grabbed her bear and snuggled up next to me and said, "Bears are a good thing, aren't they Jean?"
Matching her indignant tone I said, "I completely agree Princess Elysia, stuffed bears are a very good thing."
I then hugged her close for emphasis and stuck out my tongue at the three "traitors".
Riza stifled a laugh and said, "I'll see you all later. Sciezka, glad I was able to help with your errand this morning."
I was a little confused but then took a good long look at Sciezka and said, "You got different frames. I like them. Did you get a haircut too?"
Thankfully, the expressions registering on the adult female faces ranged from relief to approval.
The frames Sciezka and apparently Riza had picked out were made of thin silver wire and oval shaped. They complemented Sciezka's delicate features perfectly.
Sciezka touched her hair a bit self-consciously and said, "Do you like it? It's not that different..."
I patted the bed next to me and said, "Get over here so I can fully appreciate it."
She smiled and Gracia left the room with a reluctant Elysia trailing behind her.
Once we were alone I propped myself up on an elbow, looked her up and down, smiled, then ran my fingers through her hair.
"So you like it?" she asked hesitantly.
"I like whatever you like, but I must say I like this window dressing. The new glasses suit you. Guess I just had to take one for the team to get you to change things up," I answered.
Gracia called from the living room, "I'll be back in a few hours to help Sciezka set out the food. I suggest you both have a nap as last night was so late."
Sciezka went to the bedroom door and said, "That's a great idea, thanks so much for all the help."
I heard the front door close as Gracia and Elysia left and Sciezka closed the bedroom door, stretched and said, "I could really use a nap."
"You just woke me up from one and you want me to sleep more?" I asked.
"You are awfully cranky. Trust me, there will be plenty of time for non-sleeping activities later. Right now I'd like to curl up and just rest with you," she replied.
"When you put it that way I think a nap would be an excellent idea. Get something more comfortable on and join me," I said.
Sciezka stood up, stepped out of her loafers, slowly removed her sweater and unbuttoned her pants and then let them fall to the floor. She stood before me in just her panties and camisole.
"I thought..." I stammered.
"We are just napping, but that doesn't mean I don't want to be as close as I possibly can be to you and this is comfortable. Let's lose your shirt and get under those covers. Oh, I should set the alarm," she said.
Sciezka wound the clock, removed her glasses carefully placing them on the bedside table, pulled impatiently at the covers I was lying on to help me get under them, then tugged off my shirt with equal fervor. Then she climbed over me, lie down to face me and whispered, "We'll rest now, get ready, have the part and then you can have your way with me."
"Really?" I asked. "It hasn't been the best weekend so far. After a sex disaster and a trip to the hospital I don't know... I'm not exactly a party to be around."
Sciezka nestled closer to me and said, "What you are overlooking is that the accident and subsequent trip to the hospital were caused by some amazing sex. I was careless with my glasses because I could hardly wait to be thoroughly bedded."
It took me a few moments to think over what she said, "So the complications..."
She interrupted me with a kiss and then said, "All worth it and not as off-putting as you make them out to be."
I returned her kiss and said, "Just smack me or something when I worry like that, would you?"
She smiled and replied, "Any time, but I think that I'd rather convince you some other way. Now hold me close and let's sleep."
Holding onto my shoulders she fidgeted to get comfortable finally settling on draping an arm and leg over me as she buried her face in my chest and mumbled, "You're a good pillow."
After playing with her hair for a few minutes I noticed she had fallen asleep. I wrapped my free arm around her, closed my eyes and tried to get some sleep too.
*
The alarm clock went off, Sciezka startled and flailed a bit and finally got it turned off. She then stretched, rubbed her eyes and said, "See, you needed more sleep too."
"I figured if I didn't sleep I'd at least be able to hold you. You're much better than Elysia's stuffed bear. I won't object to more napping or enforced bed-rest as long as you promise to join me," I said.
Sciezka grinned and said, "That can be arranged. Now c'mon, it's shower time and I have to change that dressing."
"Could you do 'Naughty Nurse' again?" I asked hopefully.
"Maybe, now hit the showers," she answered.
I rolled over, sat up and carefully transferred to my chair so she wouldn't scold me. Then I headed into the bathroom. Once in the bathroom I got out of my pajama pants ran the taps until the water was the correct temperature and turned on the shower. I had no sooner gotten in and started lathering my hair when Sciezka joined me, to help she explained. I've decided I'm definitely all for help if it involves mutual nakedness.
Once we were both clean Sciezka set two towels out for me and made a peep show worthy production of getting us both dry. We then headed into the bedroom to change my bandages and get dressed.
Sciezka suggested that it would be easiest if I lie down on the bed and though I wanted to protest I knew she was right. After I complied she changed the dressing and thankfully it had stayed closed. Hopefully I would be good as new by the time we had to leave for the lake.
My good behavior was rewarded with a back and shoulder massage.
"What's this for?" I asked.
"You're tense, I can tell you hate staying in bed all day," Sciezka replied.
"Well I've done enough of it for a lifetime in the last six months," I grumbled.
"I'll just have to keep you company tomorrow and maybe Monday," she offered.
When she finished she said, "We should get dressed. You requested the little black number, is that still ok?"
"I think it would be perfect. I can show off the girl while showing off the new place," I said with a wink.
That earned me a smack, but she relented and kissed me despite my cheekiness.
"Do you think the blue sweater and black house pants will do?" I asked. "There aren't many options for pants with this cut."
"Even without the current situation that would be fine, though I do prefer your faded dungarees with that sweater. I just love that sweater," she answered.
We finished getting dressed and I ducked into the bathroom to fix my hair and splash on some cologne. When I was done Sciezka was in the living room talking animatedly with Gracia and setting out flowers.
Elysia ran up to me and thrust a bouquet of flowers at me. I invited her onto my lap and said, "So what have you got there?"
"These are flowers from the garden, um hyacinths, daffodils, tulips and the little ones are the last of the crocuses," she informed me.
"Well they are beautiful," I said. "Did you help?"
She beamed with pride and said, "I did. We put bulbs in the ground in the autumn and these are what came up."
"Gracia, thank you for plundering your garden for the decorations. They look and smell wonderful. The hyacinths especially," I noted. "You'll have to tell me what and when to plant. Ma always had a garden back East."
While Gracia appreciated my input, I was still shooed to the couch to "supervise and rest" in her words.
Sciezka, Gracia and Elysia bustled around the house setting out candles, arranging flowers and soon the food arrived. I checked my watch and called to Sciezka, "They'll be here soon. May I please have a glass of wine and a smoke on the porch to wait for them?"
Sciezka came into my line of sight, shook her head and asked, "You must be climbing the walls, eh?"
After I nodded vigorously in reply, she shrugged and said, "Go check out the food and have a glass of wine. You deserve time off for good behavior."
I got off the couch quickly and headed to the kitchen before Sciezka had a chance to change her mind.
Gracia met me in the doorway with an ashtray and a pack of smokes in one hand and one of my sturdy pint glasses half-full of white wine in the other.
Eagerly accepting both I took a sip of wine and said, "Bless you Gracia!"
As I headed out the front door she called after me, "Light the candles on the front porch so it's ready when they arrive."
After surveying what they'd done to the front porch I lit the candles then sat back, fished a cigarette out of the fresh pack and smiled. Once I got it lit I took a long drag and exhaled. This was as close to paradise as it got. After I took my last drag I stubbed the butt out in the ashtray and set it on the railing. I then had a swig of wine to wash the slightly acrid taste from my mouth. I put the glass between my knees to hold it and stretched.
"Well you're awfully comfortable," Jim called as he came up the walk.
"Sure am, what's the curbside impression?" I asked.
Jim thought for a moment and said, "It's nice, and very slick how the ramp is hidden by the hedges."
I grinned and said, "I agree, the house doesn't scream 'Cripple lives here.' at all."
Thankfully Jim knew I was poking fun and not wallowing. He looked at my drink and said, "So where can a guy get one of those?"
"In the kitchen, let me show you in and then I'll come back to my post as greeter," I said.
Just as I pushed the front door open I heard Roy call from the sidewalk, "Second Lieutenant, should you be exerting yourself like that?"
"Get up here and in the house so this thing can start," I groused.
Jim arched an eyebrow and asked, "Is there something I should know about?"
I grimaced and said, "For the love of... so you didn't hear?"
He shook his head and gave me a quizzical look.
"Ha! Finally my name is out of the rumor mill for a little while. It's nothing big, I had an accident last night and had to get patched up at the hospital."
Roy, Riza, Jim and I then went into the house. Sciezka directed us into the living room and Gracia brought out trays of appetizers and asked what everyone wanted to drink. A few minutes later they came back in and it was officially a party.
Once introductions were taken care of we all made small talk until Jim smiled and said, "Well Jean, you look fine. So what did you hurt?"
Roy guffawed and said, "Jim, it was priceless..."
I cut him off warning, "Roy, not in front of the K-I-D."
He simply smirked and said, "Well it was G-L-A-S-S in his..."
"Colonel Mustang, permission to speak freely," I cut in.
"Yes Second Lieutenant Havoc?" he asked in an amused tone.
"If you are so concerned with the injuries I incurred last night you are more than welcome to kiss them all better," I retorted.
Riza, Sciezka and Gracia covered their mouths to stifle their laughter, Jim gave a hearty chuckle and Roy simply sat there, stunned into silence for once.
"What's so funny?" Elysia asked, clearly lost.
Thinking quickly I answered, "Everyone was just surprised that your Uncle Roy can spell."
That answer seemed to satisfy her for the time being. We'd be in big trouble once she learned how to spell.
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