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Chapter 34: the end of the Dark Lord Ron

by selenepotter

the end of the Dark Lord Ron

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Humor - Characters: Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Padma, Ron, Tonks - Warnings: [!!!] [?] - Published: 2006-10-15 - Updated: 2006-10-15 - 1001 words

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Chapter 34: the end of the Dark Lord Ron


When they entered the Ministry of Magic, Perry Weatherbee, the Minister of Magic, was waiting to greet them.

"It's good to see you minister," said Harry. "You, of course, know my wife Lady Hermione Malfoy. These are some of my other wives: Lady Luna Nott, Lady Padma Ravenclaw, Lady Genevra Hufflepuff and Lady N. Tonks-Black."

"Ah yes, Lady Black used to be an auror, didn't she?" replied the Minister.

"Yes, I'm on a sabbatical for a couple of decades so I can have children," replied Tonks.

"This is Maynard Krebbs of the Department of Mysteries," said Weatherbee. "He's their expert on cognivores."

"I'm most interested in see how you use them to remove a wrackspurt," said Krebbs. "Which one of you is infected?"

"He is," said Hermione as she pulled the shrunken doll-like Ron out of her pocket.

"I presume that you'll have to enlarge him and bring him out of stasis in order for this cure to work?" asked Krebbs.

"Yes."

"Perhaps we should continue this conversation in the Department of Mysteries," suggested Padma.

Once they had made it into the room that housed the tank full of cognivores, Hermione enlarged Ron and brought him out of stasis.

"Let me go, you disgusting mudblood!"

A silencing charm quieted his ravings and Ginny put him in a modified full body bind that held him out in a crucified position. A clothes-destroying hex stripped him. Then, Ginny pulled a large bowl out of an extra dimensional space. This was the potion that they had spent a year brewing. Luna maneuvered him into a horizontal position and began painting the runes of him, using the potion as paint.

"Wouldn't it be better if that rune were-"

"Hermione, if you don't leave me alone to do this, I'll never get it right!" snarled Luna.

"Hermione, why don't you and the Minister fill me in on this governmental plan you've come up with?" suggested Harry.

"Well our first challenge was to create an independent judiciary," began Hermione as she slipped into lecture mode. "Dumbledore was a big help in selecting judges at all levels. But he will not be serving on any of the courts, himself. These appointments are just temporary until they can be confirmed by the House."

"The House?"

"We're created our own House of Parliament called the 'House of Magi,'" explained Hermione. "Its members are elected from throughout the Kingdom, at large, proportionally, by Party."

"I understand that political parties have already formed," inquired Harry.

"Yes," said Minister Weatherbee. "I formed a Reform Party that attracts mostly muggleborns. And the pure-bloods have formed a Conservative Party in opposition. There have also been a few fringe partys like the Atlantian Party, who want to succeed from Britain and start their own country on Azkaban and the Centaur Party."

"Once we have an elected legislative body, they will get together and the leader of the majority Party will become Minister of Magic," explained Hermione. "The surprising thing is that your Uncle Peter has been picked to be Minister if the conservatives win."

"That little rat! I knew he wasn't totally reformed!" growled Harry.

"Now, now, just because he's on the pureblood side, does not necessarily make him evil," chided Hermione.

"So, once we get this House of Magi set up, I can give up my power in the Wizengamott?" said Harry hopefully.

"I'm afraid not," said Minister Weatherbee sadly. "The purebloods are going to do everything they can to subvert this new government and get back their privileges. We need to retain the Wizengamott as an upper house of the magical Parliament that has veto power of the actions of the House. This way every time the purebloods try to get back their privileges, you can veto it."

"Well I don't want to be anymore involved in politics than I absolutely have to," said Harry.

By now, Luna was starting to paint over Ron's tattoo.

"You do not have to do that," said Padma. "You need only touch this pressure point here and you can get him fully erect without the need for manual stimulation."

"It works!" exclaimed Luna. "Thanks Padma! I was afraid that might have to go down on him in order to get him up."

"That looks like a handy skill to use on Harry," observed Tonks. "Is there a limit on how many times in a row that will work?"

"With the increased virility caused by our new power levels and energy surge associated with multiple partners, I do not believe that Harry would have any limits as long as there were at least two women with him," said Padma. "He could conceivably go on for several days before lack of REM state made him hallucinate."

Finally, after several hours, they were ready. Using the potion as paint, Luna had covered Ron's entire body with arcane symbols. They had even shaved his head in order to paint on it and even his eyelids had runes on them. Luna had been the one to perform this task because she was the best artist available. Only Parvati was anywhere near to her skill in this realm.

The cognivores were excited about their upcoming meal. Their brain-like forms were pressed against the glass of their tank.

Once Ginny had levitated Ron over the tank, she dropped all of the charms restraining him. Nothing could be allowed to interfere with the process.

"My girls will make you pay for this!" yelled Ron. "~Help! HELP!~"

Ginny ended the levitation charm and Ron fell into the tank. The water churned with agitation as the cognivores latched on to him.



Author's Note
This chapter marks the end of the Dark Lord Ron. Judging from the reviews, he was a wildly unpopular villain. I feel that all the people who fell compelled to tell me how much they didn't like him, is evidence of how well I did at portraying him as evil.
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