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Shopping with the Demon Lord
Kagome see's InuYasha and Kikyo Rutting, she is so devistated that she tries to take her own life but is saved by someone InuYasha despised...starts off at PG-13 but will end up being NC-17 as well...
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Immortal Love
By: Enchanted Faery
Disclaimer:
I don't own InuYasha or the Characters, just borrowing them, but I own this fic, so don't steal it ok?
{thoughts}
(the inner voice, the conscience)
[starting a new section]
" " talking
/////////*//////// Dreaming or flash backs
* means look on the bottom of chapter for definition.
Chapter 21
Shopping with the Demon Lord
*Last time...
Sesshomaru slipped a ring on her finger. It was simple, but it was gorgeous. It was made from the best gold anyone could buy and it had a 3 carat solitary diamond on it. Kagome lifted her hand up and admired the gift that was given her after a few seconds she put her hand down and jumped on Sesshomaru knocking the already kneeling Lord to the ground. She began kissing him all over his face and saying I love you after each kiss...
..."Sesshy-kun..."
"Yes, koi?"
"Will you go shopping with me?"
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"Shopping? May I ask for what?"
"Well...I found a way that we can make love without getting me impregnated."
Sesshomaru raised looked at Kagome with puzzlement,
"How is that possible? If it is a certain herb I forbid it, herbs can cause you to become sick and may even kill you..."
"Nope, it's not herbs...its safe."
"Not herbs, huh? This could be interesting. Is this all we are purchasing?"
"Nope, you probably aren't gonna like what I have to say next..."
"Try me."
"Um...clothes...for you..."
"For me? Is not what I am wearing suitable? This is hand made from the finest silk..."
"No, I love what you have on, but in our time no one wears stuff like that, unless of course you lived in the old country."
"I see. I do not like this, but I will do as you request, what shall I wear now?"
"Um...well, grandpa has some old clothes that he wore when he was younger; let's go see what he's got."
"Alright lead the way."
Kagome grabbed Sesshomaru's hand and pulled him down the hallway into her grandpa's room.
"Here we are, hold on a second, let me make sure he's gone, I don't want him annoying you with the sutras."
"Very well."
"Grandpa, you in here, hello? Nope, let's go."
Kagome stepped aside and allowed her love to step into the room and then pointed to the cedar lined cabinet,
"That's where we will find all his old stuff; does the smell of cedar bug you?"
"No, we do have cedar in my time as well and we build things with it..."
Kagome clicked her tongue against her teeth making a 'click' noise then smacked her lover on the chest,
"Ha ha very funny!"
"Yes, I also thought it was quite amusing."
"Um, I was being sarcastic!"
"But I was not!"
"Mou! You arrogant jerk; I should purify that smirk right off your face!"
"But you won't..."
"Just be quiet and try this on, ok?"
Kagome handed Sesshomaru a plain white t-shirt, a pair of boxers and a pair of blue jeans.
Sesshomaru stripped right in front of her, expecting her to rebuke him for it, but instead got a whistle.
"Looking good, handsome."
Sesshomaru raised a brow,
"Yes, please tell this Sesshomaru something he does not know..."
"Oh you! You are so arrogant!"
"Yes, that is true."
Kagome huffed, blowing her bangs out of her eyes,
"Yeah, yeah, just hurry and get dressed so that I can see what you look like!"
Sesshomaru first pulled on the white t-shirt, it was a little snug, but you could see the details of his muscles underneath. He then put on the jeans, but they were too big in the waist and to short in the legs, so Kagome found a belt and looped the belt through the jeans, making sure that the jeans sagged a little, making the legs look long enough. When all was said and done Kagome looked him up and down.
"Man, you are sooooo, sexy."
"I look ridiculous? Why are my undergarments showing, isn't that inappropriate?"
"Not here, men out here where their jeans like that all the time."
"The men of your time have no sense in style."
"Okay, Okay, I get it, you don't like the look, but it's only temporary, until we get your clothes, but you still look gorgeous, I have a feeling I'm going to be beating girls away with a stick, just so they can't steal you away from me."
"Don't worry koi, I only want you and don't care for anyone else."
"Promise?"
"Promise."
"Good, now let's go, we have to get to the mall before it closes."
"What is a mall?" asked Sesshomaru clearly confused.
"You'll see, now lets go!" Kagome grabbed Sesshomaru's hand and dragged him downstairs.
"Mom, we're going shopping for some clothes, could I please have my credit card."
"Yes dear, let me get it." Mrs. Higurashi went to her purse and pulled out a Visa Platinum.
"Now, don' get carried away just get what you need, ok?"
"Hai! Thanks Oka-san!"
"Sure. Kagome. Have fun! Don't worry about the kids; they're at the shrine listening to grandpa's stories."
"Poor things, I hope they don't die of boredom."
"Kagome! That isn't very funny!"
"Then why are you laughing?" she asked raising an eyebrow a trait she learned from her love.
"Ok, it's a little funny."
"Bye, mom!"
"Farewell Higurashi-sama. I will bring her back safely."
"I know you will. Have fun you love birds!"
Kagome and Sesshomaru walked out to the curb and waited for the bus.
"I just want to warn you right now Sesshy-kun, there are a lot of humans that use the bus, their scent probably isn't as comforting as mine..."
"It can't be any worse than the smell of the air..."
"Good point, but there are some people who do not bathe as often as I do, so the smell may overwhelm you, stay close to me and there shouldn't be a problem."
"Why don't we fly?"
"What? Are you kidding, that wouldn't be conspicuous or anything, I can only imagine the look on the people's faces, we'd be on the cover of all the tabloids..."
Sesshomaru let Kagome prattle on, smirking at her comments.
"Tab-loid? What is this Tab-loid?"
"Oh! Sorry, let's see, it's a book of nothing but gossip and false pictures."
"I see. But we can still fly to our destination..."
"Sesshy-kun people out here are not used to seeing flying people or flying demons..."
"Silly girl, this Sesshomaru is too fast for the human eye, they will not see us."
"Yeah, you're fast and your body can handle that kind of speed, mine can't, I'm only human."
Sesshomaru laughed.
"Kagome, my sweet, I am capable of putting up a barrier to protect you, are you sure you want to take the bus thing?"
"Well, I guess we can fly, but let's go somewhere so they don't see us take off."
"Whatever you wish, koi."
So Kagome and Sesshomaru walked back up to the shrine and took off into the sky, no one seeing them except for the birds, who twittered in confusion.
"Which way shall I go?" asked Sesshomaru
"North, I will tell you when to stop and where to turn....Now! Turn right, stop, we are right above the mall, let's just land on the roof so that no one will see us."
"Very well."
Sesshomaru landed on the roof of the mall right next to a very large skylight, he put Kagome down and peered into the mall.
"There are a lot of ningens in there; I hope their smell does not offend this Sesshomaru's nose..."
"You are so rude! But unfortunately there will be some stinkers in there. Come on lets go."
[10 minutes later...]
The couple walked into the main part of the mall. Sesshomaru looked around, overwhelmed with the different smells. He smelled food, perfumes and humans everywhere, but for some reason it didn't bother him like it normally would.
"Hm...that is strange." Whispered Kagome
"What do you mean Sesshy-kun?"
"My nose isn't hurting, I do not feel ill."
"Really? You must be adjusting to my era, that didn't take you long. It took InuYasha at least 6 months before he stopped gagging and fainting."
"Is that right? Very interesting..."
"Well, lets get you something to wear, come on Sesshy-kun, this way."
The lovers walked down the main part of the mall passing by clothing store after clothing store, Sesshomaru looked through the display windows with interest. They came upon a lingerie store almost like a Victoria Secrets (A/N: Don't own Victoria Secrets) Sesshomaru stopped dead in his tracks; Kagome didn't notice and continued walking.
(What is this place? I must go inside to see more.)
Sesshomaru walked inside the shop looking at all the displays, he came upon a table that had lacey panties and g-strings. The Inu Youkai picked up a pair of black sexy panties and examined them.
(This Sesshomaru would be quite aroused if his mate wore these.)
A Sales clerk saw Sesshomaru and thought that he may need assistance; she walked over to him and asked,
"Hello there, is there something I can help you with, MISS."
Sesshomaru dropped the lacey panties and began to growl, trying hard to control his temper. He quickly turned to her and that's when she realized her mistake, this person is not female, he's all male and gorgeous. The sales clerk looked him up and down and saw his muscles on his abs and chest flexing under his shirt.
"YOU DARE CALL THIS SESSHOMARU, MISS? YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INCOMPETENCE."
The woman should have been scared...she wasn't, she was turned on and wanted to take him in the back room and feel his silky locks falling across her body. Sesshomaru was surprised by her reaction; instead of fear he could smell lust and this disgusted him.
"Ningen, do not get your hopes up, for this Sesshomaru has someone else he is bound too."
"Bound? Wow you're into bondage? Cool."
"Bondage? This Sesshomaru does not understand what you are saying."
The sales clerk laughed and said,
"Wow, got a sense of humor too. How about you take me out and I can show you what the meaning of bondage is..." she then ran her index finger down Sesshomaru's chest, causing the great lord to shutter, but not from lust, from disgust. Sesshomaru immediately snatched her hand up and began to menacingly growl,
"You will refrain from touching this Sesshomaru, or this Sesshomaru will snap your wrist in half."
The sales clerk realized that she had been mistaken, he was angry and he was hurting her,
"Ouch, you're hurting me....and I like it...."
Sesshomaru dropped her hand immediately and decided that it was his time to exit,
(That woman creeps this Sesshomaru out...)
"Sesshy-kun! What are you doing in her! I was so worried!" said Kagome as she walked into the lingerie store.
"This Sesshomaru was curious as to see what items were sold in here and has found the perfect thing for you to wear, koi."
Kagome blushed a deep crimson and began to get flustered.
"Sesshy-kun! This is a lingerie store! An underwear store!"
"I know..." he said in a sexy seductive voice.
The sales clerk watched the couple and sighed in disappointment.
{Lucky bitch! Look at her; she isn't half as hot as I am...}
Sesshomaru and Kagome both heard this woman's thoughts, Kagome just sweat dropped, Sesshomaru on the other hand was not so calm...
"Woman, you will refrain from calling my mate names or this Sesshomaru will slice you in half with his poison claws..."
The sales clerk gasped in shock, realizing that they heard her every thought.
"...as for the sexy part, you are right, Kagome is not half as sexy as you are, she is 100 times sexier and more of a woman than you shall ever be..."
Kagome smiled at the words that her lover had just stated and hugged him with all her might.
"Oh Sesshy-kun, you are such a perfect mate."
Sesshomaru looked at Kagome, confused and replied,
"Of course I am. Did you have any doubt that I was not?"
Kagome laughed and said,
"No love, it's just nice to hear it sometimes is all."
Sesshomaru smirked at his love and kissed her softly on her forehead.
"Now about the perfect thing you found for me, do you want to show me?"
"Yes, right this way."
Sesshomaru escorted Kagome to the table that held the sexy underpants. Kagome looked at them and gasped in surprise.
"Sesshy-kun, they are cute, which ones where you looking at?" Sesshomaru reached for the pair that he held earlier and held them out to Kagome.
Kagome smiled and blushed at the same time. They were black lacey panties that looked like a pair of daisy dukes, the front of them were cut into a 'V' shape that, if worn, would end right below the belly button.
"So you like those, huh?"
"Yes, they are quite arousing."
Kagome giggled and said,
"Okay, fine I will buy a couple a pair of these and matching bra's, just for you."
Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow and smirked,
"That is acceptable."
Kagome grabbed a pair of black ones and a pair of red ones then grabbed matching bras, she took them up to the counter to pay for them,
"Um...WE would like to purchase these 4 items please." Said Kagome, almost smirking, she knew that the sales clerk was green with envy and she knew that Sesshomaru was the sexiest creature to ever walk this planet and he was hers and no other woman would ever be able to win his attentions, no matter how beautiful, because the sales clerk was gorgeous...
{Not as gorgeous as you my love...} thought Sesshomaru.
Kagome smiled big and paid for the items, she then reached for Sesshomaru's hand and began to walk out of the store.
"Ok, now that's enough stuff for me, we still have to get you an outfit that is appropriate for this era."
Kagome dragged Sesshomaru from store to store trying to find the perfect outfit for her mate. They came upon Macy's (A/N: Don't own Macy's either) and walked into the store Kagome and Sesshomaru found the men's clothing section and here she finally found the perfect things for him to wear.
She went to the jeans and found 3 pair that she imagined would look gorgeous on Sesshomaru then proceeded to find 3 shirts that were perfect to him as well.
"Okay, Sesshy-kun go to the dressing room and try these on."
Sesshomaru looked at her with puzzlement and said,
"Are you not going to help me? I am not familiar with the clothing of your era."
Kagome laughed knowing darn well he was capable, but went with him to help him none the less.
First was a pair of light blue cargo jeans and a plain black t-shirt.
Sesshomaru looked at his reflection in the mirror and decided that these clothes were worse than the ones he came in.
"This is not acceptable..." said Sesshomaru
Kagome liked it on him, but he was right, it wasn't him.
"Okay, next..."
The next outfit was a pair of relaxed fit Levi's (don't own that co.) button fly jeans with a whit muscle shirt. It stretched across Sesshomaru's chest and his arms were well defined.
"Oooo...you look good in this one..." said Kagome.
"This one is better than the last, but must this shirt be so tight and must it be white? You can see the purple markings on my side through this shirt."
"Wow, Sesshy-kun! Who knew you were so self conscious about your appearance?"
"I have to be, appearance is very important when you are a Lord."
"But we're not in Feudal Japan, we're here..."
"Yes, this is true, but what if my half witted brother decides to show up in this time, for no reason, but to annoy? He would never let me live it down..."
"Good point...let's compromise, how about we keep the jeans and instead of getting you a white shirt, we'll get you a black one that's exactly the same, except one size larger."
"I accept this compromise."
Kagome giggled from joy and grabbed the black muscle shirt instead.
"Let's go pay for these items Sesshy-kun."
Sesshomaru went to the dressing room and changed.
While they were standing at the register, Kagome's stomach growled in hunger.
Sesshomaru smirked and Kagome blushed.
"What? I'm hungry okay?"
"Yes, I can hear that...shall we dine?"
"Yes, and I know the perfect place to go too, but it's not in the mall, its right down the street!"
"What ever you wish, Kagome, this Sesshomaru will not complain, besides, I am hungry as well."
[15 minutes later....]
Kagome and Sesshomaru stood at the entrance of a large restaurant; Sesshomaru could smell the food and his stomach began to ach from hunger.
"What is this place, koi? The food smells delectable..."
Kagome laughed, "Delectable??? Well, I guess it would be to you, since you don't have a place like this. It's called Wac Donald's, best burgers and fries in town."
"Burgers? Fries? What are burgers and fries?"
"Oh! You'll see. Come on now, let's go inside."
Kagome went to the counter and ordered two number 3's and super sized them, when she was done paying, they found a table right next to the window and sat down across from each other.
"Kagome, where are the eating utensils?"
Kagome quietly laughed, "You don't eat burgers and fries with forks and knives! You pick it up like this..." Kagome grabbed her cheese burger and took a big bite out of it, she then reached for her fries and dipped some into some ketchup (or catsup, however you want to spell it!) and stuffed them into her mouth, then finally took a gulp of her soda.
Sesshomaru did his infamous brow raise and copied Kagome. The look on Sesshomaru's face was priceless.
"Oh man! I wish I would have brought my camera! What's wrong? Don't you like it?"
Sesshomaru swallowed and took another sip of his soda.
"It's delicious; I have never tasted anything like it and this drink... I like the bubbles that are in it. What is this called?"
"Oh, that's just soda, cola to be exact."
"Co-la?"
"Yes, cola"
"You must tell me how they get these little bubbles inside this drink."
"It's called carbonation and to be honest with you I'm not sure exactly how they do it, but I've got internet access so we can look it up at home."
Sesshomaru nodded his head, he remembered Kagome talking about the internet when he they were sitting in the gardens.
The lover's ate their meal and talked about what they were gonna go before they went home.
As time went by, Kagome noticed that outside the window they were sitting near, a group of girls was looking in, gawking at Sesshomaru, he didn't notice and if he did, he didn't care, it was obvious that he was enjoying his first fast food meal.
Kagome looked at the windows and waved at the ladies, proud to be with the man that everyone was gawking at...
(Yep, I'm the lucky one...)
"As am I, love."
"Huh? Oh...you heard me...I forgot about our connection..."
"Obviously."
Kagome playfully gasped and lightly smacked Sesshomaru on the arm.
"Punk..."
Sesshomaru knew that it was one of those words called 'slang', he smiled at Kagome and took a sip of his pop.
"Are you ready to go, I have finished eating."
Kagome smiled and stood up; grabbing the tray she took it over to the garbage can and dumped it.
"Ok, let's go then, but remember we have to stop by the drug store to pick up something."
"Oh, I have not forgotten..." Sesshomaru replied, pulling Kagome towards him and wrapping his arm around Kagome's waist.
Kagome smiled and stuck her hand in Sesshomaru's left back pocket and together they walked outside.
The girls at the window whispering behind their hands some glaring at the couple,
"I can't believe how hot he is! I mean look at his hair! It's totally gorgeous!" Whispered one girl.
"I bet he's some model from Europe or something!" said another.
Sesshomaru could hear every word of course; he smirked and turned his head, looking towards the ladies.
They all gasped, some fanned themselves, while others just swooned.
"Those ningen females are fools, to think that this Sesshomaru would even acknowledge their existence."
Kagome looked up at Sesshomaru and smiled,
"Aw come on! You know that you like it! Just admit it, girls looking at you, wanting to meet you, to talk with you? I know how they feel, I remember I felt the same way when I first laid eyes on you, of course that was way before you tried to kill me!"
Sesshomaru looked at Kagome and smiled.
"It's a good thing the Tetusaiga protected you from my ignorance..."
Kagome looked at Sesshomaru and held him tighter.
"Well, last year if someone would have told me that I would be your mate, I would laugh in their face and say it would never happen, he knew we'd end up as lovers."
The couple walked down the sidewalk, discussing what they should do for their wedding and how many children they should have.
The two walked for about a half an hour when they finally came to a drug store. Sesshomaru looked up at the sign, it read,
"*Kenta Drug Store and Pharmacy"
Kagome walked in Sesshomaru in tow and went to the counter.
"May I help you, child?" asked the clerk behind the counter.
Kagome suddenly became nervous and didn't know what to say...
"Uhhh...y-yes..."
Sesshomaru, sensing his mate was in distress, began to quietly growl. Kagome heard the deep noise and stood closer to Sesshomaru letting off a comforting aura to calm the inner beast inside her lover.
{Don't be upset, Sesshy-kun, I'm just nervous because I never bought these before.}
{I should hope not. Would you feel more comfortable if I purchased them instead?}
{No, I can do it! I just got to work up the nerve. Besides, it's not like the clerk knows me.}
Kagome turned her attention back to the gentleman behind the counter.
"Yes, I would like to purchase a box of...of....con...condoms."
The clerk looked at her and smiled brightly.
"Sure, what kind would you like?"
"What kind? How many are there?"
"Well, lets see, there's ribbed for her pleasure, lubricated, non-lubricated, red ones, blue ones, black ones, pink ones, there's small, medium and large, oh and extra Large for the men who are well equipped...oh and of course there are flavored ones..."
Kagome looked at the clerk and began to blush,
"Well which on do you recommend?"
The clerk who was more feminine than Kagome thought stood on his tippy toes and looked over the counter towards the demon lord then down at his crotch
"Well, well, well...it looks as if your boyfriend may need the extra large, am I right?"
The clerk asked Sesshomaru then to Kagome, Kagome began to turn a deep shade of red like the color of InuYasha's haori.
"Well, you see, that's what I'm not sure about, I've only seen his, I've never seen anyone else's..."
The clerk smiled and said,
"Well girl, I'm gonna have to say he looks like an XL to me and if they are too big, which I doubt, then you can always return the box to us and we can exchange them for smaller ones." {Lucky bitch...I wish I had a man that...gifted.}
Kagome sweat dropped hearing exactly what the clerk was thinking and nodded.
"Okay, fine we'll take the XL ones."
"Lubricated or non?" asked the sales clerk.
"Um...lubricated, I guess."
"Excellent choice."
The clerk turned around and looked on the back wall.
"Uh, oh...it looks like we don't have any...
"Really? Well, I can take the non lubricated..."
"Oh No, honey, you're gonna need lubrication, let me see if we have any in the back room."
The clerk got on a walkie talkie and asked an employee to look for them in the storage, when the employee confirmed that there was some back there, the clerk asked him to bring some up front.
"Success, we have some in the back and my worker is bringing them up."
Kagome smiled and said thank you.
Her and Sesshomaru stood silently in front of the counter, but inside they were talking to each other.
{Why does that man insist on calling you, honey? You are my mate and it is inappropriate.}
{Sesshy-kun, you have nothing to worry about, believe me, he isn't calling me honey because he's interested, it's just slang}
{I don't know, he makes this Sesshomaru feel uncomfortable.}
{Oh, right, it's not very common to have homosexuals in the feudal era, besides Jankotsu and that one phoenix demon...}
{What is homo----sex---ual?}
{UMM well, I'll let you look that one up in a dictionary, it's hard to explain it without offending anyone}
{No one can hear our thoughts, but us...}
{I know, but you never know who else is an empath around her}
{I see what you're saying.}
As Kagome was discussing things with Sesshomaru, the employee came out with a box of XL condoms.
"Higurashi-san! What are you doing here?"
"Hojo....kun? I should ask you the same question...." Kagome thought that she would die of embarrassment, of all the drug stores in Tokyo, she had to pick the one that Hojo-kun worked at, what kind of crap was that?
"Um...." Was all Kagome could mutter.
Sesshomaru looked at Hojo and decided that he didn't like him.
"I've been working here for the last year...so I've answered your question you're turn."
Sesshomaru growled, this time it was louder and more threatening.
Kagome was at lost for words; she stood there, in silence and in shock.
"Ningen, you will do well to take your hands off of my fiancé!"
"Fiancé? Kagome what does he mean by that?"
Kagome came out of her stupor and tried to explain.
"Well, Hojo-kun, this is Sesshomaru, my fiancé. Sesshomaru meet Hojo-kun, we went to school together."
"Among other things!" Was Hojo's response.
"NO! NOT AMONG OTHER THINGS! HE'S OVER EXAGGERATING!" Kagome rushed.
"Tell me who he is koi, before I remove his head from his shoulders!"
"NO! DON'T DO THAT! We're not in your town, you can't do that here! He's just a friend, he had feelings..."
"still do" muttered Hojo which angered Sesshomaru more.
"Sesshomaru! Stop! There is nothing to worry about, you are my mate and I am yours, now, stop with the violence or I'm gonna purify your ass! And I ain't joking!" yelled Kagome.
Sesshomaru saw the look in her eyes; he didn't have Tenseiga to protect him so he did not take her threat lightly.
(She is serious...)
"Ya damn right I am, now back off! Both of you!"
Sesshomaru backed away and stood behind Kagome, his arms crossed over his chest.
The Miko looked at Hojo-kun, who in turn looked quite confused.
"Higurashi-san, what's going on here? I thought we were an item?"
"What? Are you serious? Hojo-kun, we hardly ever see each other and we've never talked, what made you think that we were together? Wait I don't even want to know what that answer is, look we are not an item and we never were. Before that I'm with Sesshomaru now and we are getting married."
"What did he mean by mate? I don't understand that and what do you mean you're going to purify him?"
(OH SHIT!)
"Um...nothing. I was just angry, that's how they talk where he's from, it's the new slang of....Europe! Yeah! He's from...Sweden!"
"Really? He speaks Japanese so well, (looking over at Sesshomaru) where did you learn to speak so well?"
Sesshomaru looked at Hojo-kun, but did not respond.
"Forget about that right now, do you understand the situation now?"
"Yes...but I'll never give up!"
Kagome sweat dropped as Hojo walked away,
"WAIT!" called Kagome.
Hojo turned around and smiled, thinking that she had a change of heart.
"Yes, what is it...Kagome?"
"Um...you forgot to give us our box..."
Hojo looked surprised then realized that he still hold the box of extra large condoms.
"Oh! These are for you and your fiancé?"
"Ah, yeah. So could you please hand them to me?"
Hojo looked at the box one more time and turned beet red.
"Extra Large..." he whispered.
Kagome grabbed the box out of Hojo's grasp and grabbed Sesshomaru's hand,
"Let's go and pay for these Sesshy-kun."
So the couple walked up to the counter to pay for their item, Kagome anxious to get home, so that they could make use of them.
END CHAPTER
EF: Well another chapter is finished...did you think it was funny?
WAC: Yeah it was! I can't wait to see what you're gonna do next...
EF: You'll see. It's a doozey!
WAC: Really?
EF: Yup.
InuYasha: More like dooky!
EF: Excuse me?
InuYasha: You're Fic sucks!
Kagome: InuuuuuYaaaaashaaaaa....
EF: Hold on Kagome. Why do you say that Inu-kun?
InuYasha: Keh...cause I ain't hardly in it!
EF: that's because it's a Sesshomaru/Kagome fic, not the other way around!
InuYasha: But she's my woman!
EF: that's why it's called FAN FICTION not FAN NON-FICTION
Kagome: SIT BOY!!!!!! I am not your property!
InuYasha: Why you! You'll pay for that, Kagome! Just wait until I get up!
Kagome: SIT BOY! SIT BOY! SIT BOY!!!!!!
EF: Cringes, ouch! That had to hurt!
Sesshomaru: InuYasha no Baka. When will you ever learn? Perhaps this Sesshomaru will take Kagome to be her mate...
WAC: don't even think about it, Sesshomaru....
EF: uh, guys....um excuse me...(Inu, Kag and Sesshy arguing in the back ground) UM! Please review!
Definitions:
Kenta: Possibly means "healthy and stout" in Japanese.
By: Enchanted Faery
Disclaimer:
I don't own InuYasha or the Characters, just borrowing them, but I own this fic, so don't steal it ok?
{thoughts}
(the inner voice, the conscience)
[starting a new section]
" " talking
/////////*//////// Dreaming or flash backs
* means look on the bottom of chapter for definition.
Chapter 21
Shopping with the Demon Lord
*Last time...
Sesshomaru slipped a ring on her finger. It was simple, but it was gorgeous. It was made from the best gold anyone could buy and it had a 3 carat solitary diamond on it. Kagome lifted her hand up and admired the gift that was given her after a few seconds she put her hand down and jumped on Sesshomaru knocking the already kneeling Lord to the ground. She began kissing him all over his face and saying I love you after each kiss...
..."Sesshy-kun..."
"Yes, koi?"
"Will you go shopping with me?"
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"Shopping? May I ask for what?"
"Well...I found a way that we can make love without getting me impregnated."
Sesshomaru raised looked at Kagome with puzzlement,
"How is that possible? If it is a certain herb I forbid it, herbs can cause you to become sick and may even kill you..."
"Nope, it's not herbs...its safe."
"Not herbs, huh? This could be interesting. Is this all we are purchasing?"
"Nope, you probably aren't gonna like what I have to say next..."
"Try me."
"Um...clothes...for you..."
"For me? Is not what I am wearing suitable? This is hand made from the finest silk..."
"No, I love what you have on, but in our time no one wears stuff like that, unless of course you lived in the old country."
"I see. I do not like this, but I will do as you request, what shall I wear now?"
"Um...well, grandpa has some old clothes that he wore when he was younger; let's go see what he's got."
"Alright lead the way."
Kagome grabbed Sesshomaru's hand and pulled him down the hallway into her grandpa's room.
"Here we are, hold on a second, let me make sure he's gone, I don't want him annoying you with the sutras."
"Very well."
"Grandpa, you in here, hello? Nope, let's go."
Kagome stepped aside and allowed her love to step into the room and then pointed to the cedar lined cabinet,
"That's where we will find all his old stuff; does the smell of cedar bug you?"
"No, we do have cedar in my time as well and we build things with it..."
Kagome clicked her tongue against her teeth making a 'click' noise then smacked her lover on the chest,
"Ha ha very funny!"
"Yes, I also thought it was quite amusing."
"Um, I was being sarcastic!"
"But I was not!"
"Mou! You arrogant jerk; I should purify that smirk right off your face!"
"But you won't..."
"Just be quiet and try this on, ok?"
Kagome handed Sesshomaru a plain white t-shirt, a pair of boxers and a pair of blue jeans.
Sesshomaru stripped right in front of her, expecting her to rebuke him for it, but instead got a whistle.
"Looking good, handsome."
Sesshomaru raised a brow,
"Yes, please tell this Sesshomaru something he does not know..."
"Oh you! You are so arrogant!"
"Yes, that is true."
Kagome huffed, blowing her bangs out of her eyes,
"Yeah, yeah, just hurry and get dressed so that I can see what you look like!"
Sesshomaru first pulled on the white t-shirt, it was a little snug, but you could see the details of his muscles underneath. He then put on the jeans, but they were too big in the waist and to short in the legs, so Kagome found a belt and looped the belt through the jeans, making sure that the jeans sagged a little, making the legs look long enough. When all was said and done Kagome looked him up and down.
"Man, you are sooooo, sexy."
"I look ridiculous? Why are my undergarments showing, isn't that inappropriate?"
"Not here, men out here where their jeans like that all the time."
"The men of your time have no sense in style."
"Okay, Okay, I get it, you don't like the look, but it's only temporary, until we get your clothes, but you still look gorgeous, I have a feeling I'm going to be beating girls away with a stick, just so they can't steal you away from me."
"Don't worry koi, I only want you and don't care for anyone else."
"Promise?"
"Promise."
"Good, now let's go, we have to get to the mall before it closes."
"What is a mall?" asked Sesshomaru clearly confused.
"You'll see, now lets go!" Kagome grabbed Sesshomaru's hand and dragged him downstairs.
"Mom, we're going shopping for some clothes, could I please have my credit card."
"Yes dear, let me get it." Mrs. Higurashi went to her purse and pulled out a Visa Platinum.
"Now, don' get carried away just get what you need, ok?"
"Hai! Thanks Oka-san!"
"Sure. Kagome. Have fun! Don't worry about the kids; they're at the shrine listening to grandpa's stories."
"Poor things, I hope they don't die of boredom."
"Kagome! That isn't very funny!"
"Then why are you laughing?" she asked raising an eyebrow a trait she learned from her love.
"Ok, it's a little funny."
"Bye, mom!"
"Farewell Higurashi-sama. I will bring her back safely."
"I know you will. Have fun you love birds!"
Kagome and Sesshomaru walked out to the curb and waited for the bus.
"I just want to warn you right now Sesshy-kun, there are a lot of humans that use the bus, their scent probably isn't as comforting as mine..."
"It can't be any worse than the smell of the air..."
"Good point, but there are some people who do not bathe as often as I do, so the smell may overwhelm you, stay close to me and there shouldn't be a problem."
"Why don't we fly?"
"What? Are you kidding, that wouldn't be conspicuous or anything, I can only imagine the look on the people's faces, we'd be on the cover of all the tabloids..."
Sesshomaru let Kagome prattle on, smirking at her comments.
"Tab-loid? What is this Tab-loid?"
"Oh! Sorry, let's see, it's a book of nothing but gossip and false pictures."
"I see. But we can still fly to our destination..."
"Sesshy-kun people out here are not used to seeing flying people or flying demons..."
"Silly girl, this Sesshomaru is too fast for the human eye, they will not see us."
"Yeah, you're fast and your body can handle that kind of speed, mine can't, I'm only human."
Sesshomaru laughed.
"Kagome, my sweet, I am capable of putting up a barrier to protect you, are you sure you want to take the bus thing?"
"Well, I guess we can fly, but let's go somewhere so they don't see us take off."
"Whatever you wish, koi."
So Kagome and Sesshomaru walked back up to the shrine and took off into the sky, no one seeing them except for the birds, who twittered in confusion.
"Which way shall I go?" asked Sesshomaru
"North, I will tell you when to stop and where to turn....Now! Turn right, stop, we are right above the mall, let's just land on the roof so that no one will see us."
"Very well."
Sesshomaru landed on the roof of the mall right next to a very large skylight, he put Kagome down and peered into the mall.
"There are a lot of ningens in there; I hope their smell does not offend this Sesshomaru's nose..."
"You are so rude! But unfortunately there will be some stinkers in there. Come on lets go."
[10 minutes later...]
The couple walked into the main part of the mall. Sesshomaru looked around, overwhelmed with the different smells. He smelled food, perfumes and humans everywhere, but for some reason it didn't bother him like it normally would.
"Hm...that is strange." Whispered Kagome
"What do you mean Sesshy-kun?"
"My nose isn't hurting, I do not feel ill."
"Really? You must be adjusting to my era, that didn't take you long. It took InuYasha at least 6 months before he stopped gagging and fainting."
"Is that right? Very interesting..."
"Well, lets get you something to wear, come on Sesshy-kun, this way."
The lovers walked down the main part of the mall passing by clothing store after clothing store, Sesshomaru looked through the display windows with interest. They came upon a lingerie store almost like a Victoria Secrets (A/N: Don't own Victoria Secrets) Sesshomaru stopped dead in his tracks; Kagome didn't notice and continued walking.
(What is this place? I must go inside to see more.)
Sesshomaru walked inside the shop looking at all the displays, he came upon a table that had lacey panties and g-strings. The Inu Youkai picked up a pair of black sexy panties and examined them.
(This Sesshomaru would be quite aroused if his mate wore these.)
A Sales clerk saw Sesshomaru and thought that he may need assistance; she walked over to him and asked,
"Hello there, is there something I can help you with, MISS."
Sesshomaru dropped the lacey panties and began to growl, trying hard to control his temper. He quickly turned to her and that's when she realized her mistake, this person is not female, he's all male and gorgeous. The sales clerk looked him up and down and saw his muscles on his abs and chest flexing under his shirt.
"YOU DARE CALL THIS SESSHOMARU, MISS? YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INCOMPETENCE."
The woman should have been scared...she wasn't, she was turned on and wanted to take him in the back room and feel his silky locks falling across her body. Sesshomaru was surprised by her reaction; instead of fear he could smell lust and this disgusted him.
"Ningen, do not get your hopes up, for this Sesshomaru has someone else he is bound too."
"Bound? Wow you're into bondage? Cool."
"Bondage? This Sesshomaru does not understand what you are saying."
The sales clerk laughed and said,
"Wow, got a sense of humor too. How about you take me out and I can show you what the meaning of bondage is..." she then ran her index finger down Sesshomaru's chest, causing the great lord to shutter, but not from lust, from disgust. Sesshomaru immediately snatched her hand up and began to menacingly growl,
"You will refrain from touching this Sesshomaru, or this Sesshomaru will snap your wrist in half."
The sales clerk realized that she had been mistaken, he was angry and he was hurting her,
"Ouch, you're hurting me....and I like it...."
Sesshomaru dropped her hand immediately and decided that it was his time to exit,
(That woman creeps this Sesshomaru out...)
"Sesshy-kun! What are you doing in her! I was so worried!" said Kagome as she walked into the lingerie store.
"This Sesshomaru was curious as to see what items were sold in here and has found the perfect thing for you to wear, koi."
Kagome blushed a deep crimson and began to get flustered.
"Sesshy-kun! This is a lingerie store! An underwear store!"
"I know..." he said in a sexy seductive voice.
The sales clerk watched the couple and sighed in disappointment.
{Lucky bitch! Look at her; she isn't half as hot as I am...}
Sesshomaru and Kagome both heard this woman's thoughts, Kagome just sweat dropped, Sesshomaru on the other hand was not so calm...
"Woman, you will refrain from calling my mate names or this Sesshomaru will slice you in half with his poison claws..."
The sales clerk gasped in shock, realizing that they heard her every thought.
"...as for the sexy part, you are right, Kagome is not half as sexy as you are, she is 100 times sexier and more of a woman than you shall ever be..."
Kagome smiled at the words that her lover had just stated and hugged him with all her might.
"Oh Sesshy-kun, you are such a perfect mate."
Sesshomaru looked at Kagome, confused and replied,
"Of course I am. Did you have any doubt that I was not?"
Kagome laughed and said,
"No love, it's just nice to hear it sometimes is all."
Sesshomaru smirked at his love and kissed her softly on her forehead.
"Now about the perfect thing you found for me, do you want to show me?"
"Yes, right this way."
Sesshomaru escorted Kagome to the table that held the sexy underpants. Kagome looked at them and gasped in surprise.
"Sesshy-kun, they are cute, which ones where you looking at?" Sesshomaru reached for the pair that he held earlier and held them out to Kagome.
Kagome smiled and blushed at the same time. They were black lacey panties that looked like a pair of daisy dukes, the front of them were cut into a 'V' shape that, if worn, would end right below the belly button.
"So you like those, huh?"
"Yes, they are quite arousing."
Kagome giggled and said,
"Okay, fine I will buy a couple a pair of these and matching bra's, just for you."
Sesshomaru raised an eyebrow and smirked,
"That is acceptable."
Kagome grabbed a pair of black ones and a pair of red ones then grabbed matching bras, she took them up to the counter to pay for them,
"Um...WE would like to purchase these 4 items please." Said Kagome, almost smirking, she knew that the sales clerk was green with envy and she knew that Sesshomaru was the sexiest creature to ever walk this planet and he was hers and no other woman would ever be able to win his attentions, no matter how beautiful, because the sales clerk was gorgeous...
{Not as gorgeous as you my love...} thought Sesshomaru.
Kagome smiled big and paid for the items, she then reached for Sesshomaru's hand and began to walk out of the store.
"Ok, now that's enough stuff for me, we still have to get you an outfit that is appropriate for this era."
Kagome dragged Sesshomaru from store to store trying to find the perfect outfit for her mate. They came upon Macy's (A/N: Don't own Macy's either) and walked into the store Kagome and Sesshomaru found the men's clothing section and here she finally found the perfect things for him to wear.
She went to the jeans and found 3 pair that she imagined would look gorgeous on Sesshomaru then proceeded to find 3 shirts that were perfect to him as well.
"Okay, Sesshy-kun go to the dressing room and try these on."
Sesshomaru looked at her with puzzlement and said,
"Are you not going to help me? I am not familiar with the clothing of your era."
Kagome laughed knowing darn well he was capable, but went with him to help him none the less.
First was a pair of light blue cargo jeans and a plain black t-shirt.
Sesshomaru looked at his reflection in the mirror and decided that these clothes were worse than the ones he came in.
"This is not acceptable..." said Sesshomaru
Kagome liked it on him, but he was right, it wasn't him.
"Okay, next..."
The next outfit was a pair of relaxed fit Levi's (don't own that co.) button fly jeans with a whit muscle shirt. It stretched across Sesshomaru's chest and his arms were well defined.
"Oooo...you look good in this one..." said Kagome.
"This one is better than the last, but must this shirt be so tight and must it be white? You can see the purple markings on my side through this shirt."
"Wow, Sesshy-kun! Who knew you were so self conscious about your appearance?"
"I have to be, appearance is very important when you are a Lord."
"But we're not in Feudal Japan, we're here..."
"Yes, this is true, but what if my half witted brother decides to show up in this time, for no reason, but to annoy? He would never let me live it down..."
"Good point...let's compromise, how about we keep the jeans and instead of getting you a white shirt, we'll get you a black one that's exactly the same, except one size larger."
"I accept this compromise."
Kagome giggled from joy and grabbed the black muscle shirt instead.
"Let's go pay for these items Sesshy-kun."
Sesshomaru went to the dressing room and changed.
While they were standing at the register, Kagome's stomach growled in hunger.
Sesshomaru smirked and Kagome blushed.
"What? I'm hungry okay?"
"Yes, I can hear that...shall we dine?"
"Yes, and I know the perfect place to go too, but it's not in the mall, its right down the street!"
"What ever you wish, Kagome, this Sesshomaru will not complain, besides, I am hungry as well."
[15 minutes later....]
Kagome and Sesshomaru stood at the entrance of a large restaurant; Sesshomaru could smell the food and his stomach began to ach from hunger.
"What is this place, koi? The food smells delectable..."
Kagome laughed, "Delectable??? Well, I guess it would be to you, since you don't have a place like this. It's called Wac Donald's, best burgers and fries in town."
"Burgers? Fries? What are burgers and fries?"
"Oh! You'll see. Come on now, let's go inside."
Kagome went to the counter and ordered two number 3's and super sized them, when she was done paying, they found a table right next to the window and sat down across from each other.
"Kagome, where are the eating utensils?"
Kagome quietly laughed, "You don't eat burgers and fries with forks and knives! You pick it up like this..." Kagome grabbed her cheese burger and took a big bite out of it, she then reached for her fries and dipped some into some ketchup (or catsup, however you want to spell it!) and stuffed them into her mouth, then finally took a gulp of her soda.
Sesshomaru did his infamous brow raise and copied Kagome. The look on Sesshomaru's face was priceless.
"Oh man! I wish I would have brought my camera! What's wrong? Don't you like it?"
Sesshomaru swallowed and took another sip of his soda.
"It's delicious; I have never tasted anything like it and this drink... I like the bubbles that are in it. What is this called?"
"Oh, that's just soda, cola to be exact."
"Co-la?"
"Yes, cola"
"You must tell me how they get these little bubbles inside this drink."
"It's called carbonation and to be honest with you I'm not sure exactly how they do it, but I've got internet access so we can look it up at home."
Sesshomaru nodded his head, he remembered Kagome talking about the internet when he they were sitting in the gardens.
The lover's ate their meal and talked about what they were gonna go before they went home.
As time went by, Kagome noticed that outside the window they were sitting near, a group of girls was looking in, gawking at Sesshomaru, he didn't notice and if he did, he didn't care, it was obvious that he was enjoying his first fast food meal.
Kagome looked at the windows and waved at the ladies, proud to be with the man that everyone was gawking at...
(Yep, I'm the lucky one...)
"As am I, love."
"Huh? Oh...you heard me...I forgot about our connection..."
"Obviously."
Kagome playfully gasped and lightly smacked Sesshomaru on the arm.
"Punk..."
Sesshomaru knew that it was one of those words called 'slang', he smiled at Kagome and took a sip of his pop.
"Are you ready to go, I have finished eating."
Kagome smiled and stood up; grabbing the tray she took it over to the garbage can and dumped it.
"Ok, let's go then, but remember we have to stop by the drug store to pick up something."
"Oh, I have not forgotten..." Sesshomaru replied, pulling Kagome towards him and wrapping his arm around Kagome's waist.
Kagome smiled and stuck her hand in Sesshomaru's left back pocket and together they walked outside.
The girls at the window whispering behind their hands some glaring at the couple,
"I can't believe how hot he is! I mean look at his hair! It's totally gorgeous!" Whispered one girl.
"I bet he's some model from Europe or something!" said another.
Sesshomaru could hear every word of course; he smirked and turned his head, looking towards the ladies.
They all gasped, some fanned themselves, while others just swooned.
"Those ningen females are fools, to think that this Sesshomaru would even acknowledge their existence."
Kagome looked up at Sesshomaru and smiled,
"Aw come on! You know that you like it! Just admit it, girls looking at you, wanting to meet you, to talk with you? I know how they feel, I remember I felt the same way when I first laid eyes on you, of course that was way before you tried to kill me!"
Sesshomaru looked at Kagome and smiled.
"It's a good thing the Tetusaiga protected you from my ignorance..."
Kagome looked at Sesshomaru and held him tighter.
"Well, last year if someone would have told me that I would be your mate, I would laugh in their face and say it would never happen, he knew we'd end up as lovers."
The couple walked down the sidewalk, discussing what they should do for their wedding and how many children they should have.
The two walked for about a half an hour when they finally came to a drug store. Sesshomaru looked up at the sign, it read,
"*Kenta Drug Store and Pharmacy"
Kagome walked in Sesshomaru in tow and went to the counter.
"May I help you, child?" asked the clerk behind the counter.
Kagome suddenly became nervous and didn't know what to say...
"Uhhh...y-yes..."
Sesshomaru, sensing his mate was in distress, began to quietly growl. Kagome heard the deep noise and stood closer to Sesshomaru letting off a comforting aura to calm the inner beast inside her lover.
{Don't be upset, Sesshy-kun, I'm just nervous because I never bought these before.}
{I should hope not. Would you feel more comfortable if I purchased them instead?}
{No, I can do it! I just got to work up the nerve. Besides, it's not like the clerk knows me.}
Kagome turned her attention back to the gentleman behind the counter.
"Yes, I would like to purchase a box of...of....con...condoms."
The clerk looked at her and smiled brightly.
"Sure, what kind would you like?"
"What kind? How many are there?"
"Well, lets see, there's ribbed for her pleasure, lubricated, non-lubricated, red ones, blue ones, black ones, pink ones, there's small, medium and large, oh and extra Large for the men who are well equipped...oh and of course there are flavored ones..."
Kagome looked at the clerk and began to blush,
"Well which on do you recommend?"
The clerk who was more feminine than Kagome thought stood on his tippy toes and looked over the counter towards the demon lord then down at his crotch
"Well, well, well...it looks as if your boyfriend may need the extra large, am I right?"
The clerk asked Sesshomaru then to Kagome, Kagome began to turn a deep shade of red like the color of InuYasha's haori.
"Well, you see, that's what I'm not sure about, I've only seen his, I've never seen anyone else's..."
The clerk smiled and said,
"Well girl, I'm gonna have to say he looks like an XL to me and if they are too big, which I doubt, then you can always return the box to us and we can exchange them for smaller ones." {Lucky bitch...I wish I had a man that...gifted.}
Kagome sweat dropped hearing exactly what the clerk was thinking and nodded.
"Okay, fine we'll take the XL ones."
"Lubricated or non?" asked the sales clerk.
"Um...lubricated, I guess."
"Excellent choice."
The clerk turned around and looked on the back wall.
"Uh, oh...it looks like we don't have any...
"Really? Well, I can take the non lubricated..."
"Oh No, honey, you're gonna need lubrication, let me see if we have any in the back room."
The clerk got on a walkie talkie and asked an employee to look for them in the storage, when the employee confirmed that there was some back there, the clerk asked him to bring some up front.
"Success, we have some in the back and my worker is bringing them up."
Kagome smiled and said thank you.
Her and Sesshomaru stood silently in front of the counter, but inside they were talking to each other.
{Why does that man insist on calling you, honey? You are my mate and it is inappropriate.}
{Sesshy-kun, you have nothing to worry about, believe me, he isn't calling me honey because he's interested, it's just slang}
{I don't know, he makes this Sesshomaru feel uncomfortable.}
{Oh, right, it's not very common to have homosexuals in the feudal era, besides Jankotsu and that one phoenix demon...}
{What is homo----sex---ual?}
{UMM well, I'll let you look that one up in a dictionary, it's hard to explain it without offending anyone}
{No one can hear our thoughts, but us...}
{I know, but you never know who else is an empath around her}
{I see what you're saying.}
As Kagome was discussing things with Sesshomaru, the employee came out with a box of XL condoms.
"Higurashi-san! What are you doing here?"
"Hojo....kun? I should ask you the same question...." Kagome thought that she would die of embarrassment, of all the drug stores in Tokyo, she had to pick the one that Hojo-kun worked at, what kind of crap was that?
"Um...." Was all Kagome could mutter.
Sesshomaru looked at Hojo and decided that he didn't like him.
"I've been working here for the last year...so I've answered your question you're turn."
Sesshomaru growled, this time it was louder and more threatening.
Kagome was at lost for words; she stood there, in silence and in shock.
"Ningen, you will do well to take your hands off of my fiancé!"
"Fiancé? Kagome what does he mean by that?"
Kagome came out of her stupor and tried to explain.
"Well, Hojo-kun, this is Sesshomaru, my fiancé. Sesshomaru meet Hojo-kun, we went to school together."
"Among other things!" Was Hojo's response.
"NO! NOT AMONG OTHER THINGS! HE'S OVER EXAGGERATING!" Kagome rushed.
"Tell me who he is koi, before I remove his head from his shoulders!"
"NO! DON'T DO THAT! We're not in your town, you can't do that here! He's just a friend, he had feelings..."
"still do" muttered Hojo which angered Sesshomaru more.
"Sesshomaru! Stop! There is nothing to worry about, you are my mate and I am yours, now, stop with the violence or I'm gonna purify your ass! And I ain't joking!" yelled Kagome.
Sesshomaru saw the look in her eyes; he didn't have Tenseiga to protect him so he did not take her threat lightly.
(She is serious...)
"Ya damn right I am, now back off! Both of you!"
Sesshomaru backed away and stood behind Kagome, his arms crossed over his chest.
The Miko looked at Hojo-kun, who in turn looked quite confused.
"Higurashi-san, what's going on here? I thought we were an item?"
"What? Are you serious? Hojo-kun, we hardly ever see each other and we've never talked, what made you think that we were together? Wait I don't even want to know what that answer is, look we are not an item and we never were. Before that I'm with Sesshomaru now and we are getting married."
"What did he mean by mate? I don't understand that and what do you mean you're going to purify him?"
(OH SHIT!)
"Um...nothing. I was just angry, that's how they talk where he's from, it's the new slang of....Europe! Yeah! He's from...Sweden!"
"Really? He speaks Japanese so well, (looking over at Sesshomaru) where did you learn to speak so well?"
Sesshomaru looked at Hojo-kun, but did not respond.
"Forget about that right now, do you understand the situation now?"
"Yes...but I'll never give up!"
Kagome sweat dropped as Hojo walked away,
"WAIT!" called Kagome.
Hojo turned around and smiled, thinking that she had a change of heart.
"Yes, what is it...Kagome?"
"Um...you forgot to give us our box..."
Hojo looked surprised then realized that he still hold the box of extra large condoms.
"Oh! These are for you and your fiancé?"
"Ah, yeah. So could you please hand them to me?"
Hojo looked at the box one more time and turned beet red.
"Extra Large..." he whispered.
Kagome grabbed the box out of Hojo's grasp and grabbed Sesshomaru's hand,
"Let's go and pay for these Sesshy-kun."
So the couple walked up to the counter to pay for their item, Kagome anxious to get home, so that they could make use of them.
END CHAPTER
EF: Well another chapter is finished...did you think it was funny?
WAC: Yeah it was! I can't wait to see what you're gonna do next...
EF: You'll see. It's a doozey!
WAC: Really?
EF: Yup.
InuYasha: More like dooky!
EF: Excuse me?
InuYasha: You're Fic sucks!
Kagome: InuuuuuYaaaaashaaaaa....
EF: Hold on Kagome. Why do you say that Inu-kun?
InuYasha: Keh...cause I ain't hardly in it!
EF: that's because it's a Sesshomaru/Kagome fic, not the other way around!
InuYasha: But she's my woman!
EF: that's why it's called FAN FICTION not FAN NON-FICTION
Kagome: SIT BOY!!!!!! I am not your property!
InuYasha: Why you! You'll pay for that, Kagome! Just wait until I get up!
Kagome: SIT BOY! SIT BOY! SIT BOY!!!!!!
EF: Cringes, ouch! That had to hurt!
Sesshomaru: InuYasha no Baka. When will you ever learn? Perhaps this Sesshomaru will take Kagome to be her mate...
WAC: don't even think about it, Sesshomaru....
EF: uh, guys....um excuse me...(Inu, Kag and Sesshy arguing in the back ground) UM! Please review!
Definitions:
Kenta: Possibly means "healthy and stout" in Japanese.
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