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Twinkies Are Fun!

By LilyChan

"There is no love sincerer then the love of food." - George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman

"Alright, I got a good haul this year!" the brunet exclaimed excitedly as he looked into this make-shift trick or treat bag. The blond next to him sighed as some smoke came out of his mouth. He tossed the used joint to his feet and stomped it out. He then rolled what eye he /could /see out of, even with half of a guitar stick sticking out of his eye.

"Are you done yet?" he asked, slightly irritated.

The other winced as he waved off the smoke that his nose picked up. "Augh, did you smoke again, Yamato? Damn!"

The one dubbed Yamato grabbed his mouth and glared at him as best he could without rubbing off the makeup. The blond boy not only had a guitar stick sticking out on one of his eyes, but his face was drenched in blood, as well as a fake eye. Since he didn't want to ruin his 'beautiful' hair, he wore a wig that 'barely compared to his beautiful hair'. In all actuality it was just a cheap Halloween wig that certainly didn't look like natural blond hair. But that was fine with him.

The other boy, on the other hand, was wearing his favorite costume - even from when he was a kid. He wore his Dragon Ball Z Goku outfit. All he had to do, as an extra feature, was to temporarily dye his hair black and it stood up all on its own, much to his dismay. He wore a cheap pair of flip-flops on his feet because just because there were a lot of kids in the area, that also meant crazy teenagers throwing beer glasses at each other. One can't be too careful.

"Shut up." The blond said hastily as he continued to glare at him, but the other simply shrugged. He was used to it although it did bother him that he smoked. Whatever.

"In any case, we should go back to that house again next year," he suggested as they walked away from the house. It was almost time for curfew and time to go to Yamato's apartment since they had planned to go to each other's house every Halloween night ever since they came back from the Digital World.

Speaking of things digital, Taichi then remembered he had promised Koromon him some gummies next time they went back to the World for some candy. Even though a hyper Koromon is a dangerous one, he couldn't help but promise him some candy.

The blond took down his hand and placed them in his pockets. He grunted, as though he were annoyed. "That is, if we remember to go."

The other ignored the gruffness in his voice and smiled as he tossed his arm around the blond's neck.

"Aw, come on, Yamato! Smile! It's Halloween!" he excitedly stated as he tried to get the blond to smile.

However, he wasn't as successful as he would've liked to be.

"Get off, Tai! We're in public! You'll remove the wig!" he whined as he tried to push the hyperactive brunet off of him. The other did and stuck out his tongue as he laughed at his own antics. The other children glanced at the two as though they were awful spirits that came from the grave to haunt them. So thusly they stood quite a few ways away. The blond presumed to glare at his comrade as they descended towards his apartment. The other apartments had started to turn off the porch lights or had already turned it off, letting everyone know that they've run out of candy or it's time for trick-or-treating to end.

The two teenagers made their way back to the brunet's apartment since Yamato had promised that he'd stay at the others for the night. His parents and sister, Hikari, had their own festivities going on that night so it was just the two of them. Once Taichi opened the door, he'd let the both of them in. He tossed his bag onto the sofa and groaned against the blond.

"I'm tired..." he whined as he kicked off his sandals. The blond mentally rolled his eyes as he took of his shoes and placed them by the door. The other ran and landed skillfully on the couch as he grabbed the remote to turn on the television. It appeared that it was in the middle of a cheesy horror flick since the masked killer found the big breasted girl. The girl screamed as she was being chopped up by the awfully big knife the killer carried.

As she was being chopped up, the brunet merely laughed at her demise. Yamato went to the bathroom, and took off his makeup. He washed his face, and then he took off the wig and guitar stick and placed them in the tub to be washed if not thrown away by morning. He was tired and extremely cranky. He had figured that the cigarette would've put some relief on him, but alas it didn't and he was pissed.

It had been a stressful week for him since his band had, well, disbanded. Press conferences here, and then there was talk about his solo album. He had indeed thought about it, but he wasn't quite sure on where he wanted to go from there. However, at the moment, he wanted to get rest from all the craziness that is the music industry. He went into Taichi's room to change into his nightly garments since he did promise to stay at his home for the remainder of the night. The brunet still hadn't changed out of his ridiculous costume and he was still laughing at the demise of the characters in the horror film the blond merely glimpsed at before he went to the bathroom.

He tossed himself at the corner of the couch and sighed. He glanced at the television set and saw some girl getting her obviously fake hand getting cut off. He rolled his eyes at the scene. Those Halloween movies were so corny and everyone knew it. Yamato then felt Taichi's feet on his lap and lo, how they stank!

He pushed the offending feet away but the brunet merely placed them back. He once again pushed them off.

"Hey! How come you're so upset this year? Usually you're bouncing with joy with how much candy you've received," he asked with a smug grin on his face. Once again Yamato merely rolled his eyes.

"Contrary to what you believe, Yagami, I don't pig out like you do," he responded, smiling a bit. Taichi merely stuck out his tongue as he snuck out his hand out of the bag as though it's poisonous. Yamato merely shrugged and leaned against the cushion and watched the yearly Halloween he had seen over and over.

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After quite a bit of movies, Taichi received phone calls from his family stating that they would be out all night and Hikari had called to let her big protective brother that she was going to stay the night at her friend's house, making him promise not to disturb the neighbors with his screaming. He had rolled his eyes at that whilst Yamato just made fun of him even more. The two had made out during one of the movies, but then the blond jumped ship when it really got heated.

He sighed as he turned his attention back to the movie. Taichi groaned as he was left hot and bothered. He placed his head on the blond's shoulder.

"What's the matter?" he asked, as he poked the other's cheek. Yamato swatted it away as he pushed him so he wouldn't be in his personal space.

"I just don't want to go through with the whole press conference. Maybe a solo career is a bad idea and just become something that doesn't take as much stress when it comes to paparazzi," he stated as he shrugged noncommittally. Taichi groaned as he fell back on the couch, not even trying to conceal his excitement. Yamato glared at him. "What? Unlike someone I know; I care about my future."

"It's not that, Yamato. It's just that you always talk about those things when you're supposed to be /enjoying /yourself. You missed White Day," he frowned bitterly as he remembered the simple piece of paper that said "I.O.U." on it, "and you missed other holidays as well. You got to take a load off every once in a while." Taichi sat up, with his arms supporting him as he gave him a dangerous look.

Yamato knew that look. However, he was looking forward to some adventure so he continued to play on the look.

"However did you mean by that, Yagami?" he asked, as he smoothed his hair. Taichi reached over and grabbed Yamato's arm that was nearest. He yelped as he fell on top of the brunet. Before Yamato could make anymore noise, Taichi pressed his lips against his own. He embraced him closer, feeling his own need poking Yamato's thigh, but the blond's own erection poking against him.

When he pulled away, he grinned like the Cheshire Cat. "You know what this means..." he hinted at as he started to take off his own costume (which surprisingly had stayed on his body until then). Yamato merely chuckled as he dove in again for another passionate kiss. The brunet started to take off his night shirt as the blond tried in haste to remove his lower garments.

As soon as Yamato's clothes were off of him, they shifted their attention to the other's fully clothed one. It didn't take very long since all they had to do was to untie the sash and open the costume. Of course he had to fumble out of his pants as well, but that didn't interrupt the passion that was now being felt by the teenage boys. Hands went exploring the other's body as they moaned in each others' mouths as they touched, teased, and tormented. For a while, Yamato was on top of the other before the other decided to change positions.

"Argh, Tai, you better not fucking tease me like last time," the blond angrily stated as he felt his legs separated. Taichi licked his lips as he looked onto the blushing blond before him. Yamato turned his head and grumbled in his fist, a pillow, whatever was nearest. "Don't stare at me like that; you know that makes me self-conscious..."

Taichi, however, had his focus somewhere else. "I got an idea," he stated as he reached into his makeshift trick-or-treat bag and pulled out a Twinkie.

"What are you doing?" Yamato asked a bit nervously as soon has he heard the plastic rustle.

"It's a condom," Taichi lied as he snickered at the substance inside of it. He opened it and tossed the trash wherever as he made a mental note to pick it up later after they have a little bit of fun.

He went closer towards the confused and flushed blond as he started to get irritated for lack of pleasure.

"Don't worry, Yamato, I'm right here," he said as he grinned like the Cheshire Cat yet again. Yamato was about get up to see what it was since it had a scent along with it. One that was familiar but the brunet pushed him down as he smiled bigger. He inserted a finger inside the blond and he made a surprising groan. He moved it in and out inside his love hole, all the while admiring the blond's body. Soon he inserted the second finger and the blond gave out yet another pleasured groan. He started to move along with the fingers' motions, but Taichi placed down whatever it was he had in his hand and held his ass in place as he fingered him. Taichi breathed heavily through his nose because a groaning and moaning Yamato was a beautiful one. Soon he added the third and final finger to ultimately stretch him out. Once again the blond moaned. He panted as he felt the fingers penetrate him over and over, lightly poking that blessed spot that was begged to be touched. Taichi slightly laughed at him because of the reaction, but he loved it nevertheless.

However all good things must come to an end.

He grabbed the pastry and gave it a good lick before he inserted inside the panting male as his pre-cum covered the tip of his dick.

When Taichi inserted whatever it was he had in his hand, he never thought in a million years felt something inside of him actually tickling him in the ass, well, the idea is absurd. But it was ticklish and Yamato couldn't help but let out a few laughs. But it felt creamy. It was then he started to feel uncomfortable.

"What the hell did you put in me, Yagami?" he asked, getting quite nervous. Taichi couldn't hold it any longer and started to laugh out loud. Yamato got even more nervous. "You better get whatever it is out of there right now, or I swear to God, I'll do something even I will pity you!"

"All I put in is a Twinkie, geez," he answered as he started to get it out. He managed to get most of it but some of it had already smothered itself all over his ass. Taichi couldn't help but laugh as he reached over to kiss Yamato to calm him down. The blond pushed him away as he glared at him, even though his shaft poked the brunet in the stomach.

"A Twinkie? A goddamn Twinkie?" Yamato asked indigenously. He pushed him off. "Get off! I got to go clean my ass now, thanks to you!" he ranted. However Taichi grabbed him and pinned him down.

"No, don't go; we've come too far," he said as he hovered over the angry blond. Yamato struggled but Taichi had a good hold on his arms. He pushed his lower lip outward and pouted, complete with a quiet whimper.

Taichi gave his own dick an anxious twitch, letting the other know that they were both naked, on top of each other with no adult supervision, and horny.

Finally Yamato relented. "Fine, but I'm taking a shower right after this." Taichi nodded and kissed him very passionately, as he tried to rekindle the passion they had earlier. It was soon found when he responded and as they repeated the process.

However, due to the fact that Yamato's stretched out, Taichi didn't need to stretch him out. He had to remove some of the bread since he knew that it was uncomfortable as hell. He didn't even bother to wipe some of the cream since that was the lubrication he needed. He inserted himself into the blond as he gasped for the brunet to ram into him harder and faster.

Taichi didn't waste anytime has he started to go in and out of his lover and best friend's body. He rammed in and out as he sped up the love-making. The two kissed each other, loving the feel of the other's body against their own. Dark skin clashed with light as he inserted himself over and over again, balls smacking against one another. The sensation of each other's sacs hitting each other was another factor into the pleasure-driven lovemaking. They both held each other tight as the blond scratched the brunet's back. He screamed in both pain and pleasure of it.

Soon enough, the two of them came. They both fell on the couch, exhausted as Taichi removed himself from the inside of the blond.

Then he pushed him off, thus falling over to the floor.

"Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be in the shower."

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Taichi lay on his bed, now fully clothed as he recalled the moments. The blond was still drying his hair in the bathroom. Soon the blond had finished and reentered the room as he tossed himself on the lower bunk next to his genius boyfriend.

"I hate you, you know that? Do you know how hard it is to remove fucking /cream/, and I do mean both senses of the words, from my ass? It's hard enough to reach down there, much less clean there! You must be very proud of yourself." Yamato stated rather irritably and sarcastically. Taichi shrugged.

"I know, but it was funny, huh?" the brunet stated, which only resulted in him getting a pillow to the face.