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It wasnt what you think damnit!

by ookawa

Deidara walked in on Sasori and Sukai and is having dirty thougt. While Hidan is spreading a rumor about the new girl and gets in trouble for it!

Category: Naruto - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Humor, Romance - Characters: Itachi, Other - Warnings: [!!!] [V] [X] - Published: 2007-03-05 - Updated: 2007-03-06 - 1201 words
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It wasn't what you think damnit!
NOTE: If you are reading from ths point on...GO TO THE BEGINNING!

Deidara walked into the room. Both of his friends had slightly red faces, they were hardly noticable in the dim room but there was enough light for him to see. Sukai had her cloak off as well as Sasori-danna. Its not wonder why he had thoughts like those! The room was slightly warm too. Deidara's grin grew dirty!
i guess Hidan-san was right, maybe something did happen un! "well i hope im not interupting anything un! if i knew you two were going to do something like that you could have at least gone to Sukai-chan's room yeah!"

Both Sukai and Sasori glared at the blonde. Sukai grabbed her cloak and put it on without buttoning it. It was too hot to be buttoned up and also she thought it looked better unbuttoned. She went out and gave Deidara a nice hard ounch in the arm. "itai!" She smirked and headed for the kitchen to get something to eat. Deidara smiled even though his arm was in pain but he could handle it. He took a seat where Sukai had been. He was smirking at his master and partner.

"so, Sasori-danna, wha did you do ne un?" Sasori sent a cold glare his way. He was ashamed to have a pertner with such a dirty mind. Deidara knew this and was toying with him, he wanted to see his partner flustered. "we didnt do anything your thinking Deidara." Deidara's face fell some. He was hoping to hear some action.

Sukai had went into the kitchen and got a fruit from the table and washed it clean and bit into it. She took a seat on around the table and sat there quietly until Kisame came and sat down near her. "Hidan-san says that you and Sasori were at it ne?" She glared daggers at Kisame. He held a smirk just like Deidara. It was only her second say and already she was pissed off! "where the hell id Hidan-kun?" She asked through gritted teeth! Kisame pointed to the living room. SHe nodded and did the hand seal for 'ne' and she turned into a shadow. She submerged into the dark corners of the kitchen and moved swiftly as a shadow into the living room.

She was directly behinde Hidan and was on a shadow and wasnt noticed and she crept a hand out to reach him. The dark black hand of a shadown grasped his should and pulled him into the wall, which allowed him to turn into a shadow as well. Hidan was freaked at what just happened. He first felt a hand on his shoulder and then all of a sudden he was pulled into the wall?! He felt dragged to another empty room and was pulled out of the wall returning to the solid form he was. He sae gold eyes staring at him in the face and it came out of the wall and turned into a solid as well. It was Sukai-chan and she looked PISSED!

Hidan's eyes went wide and white. SHe was glaring kunais at him. "Hidan-kun...what the hell did you tell Kisame ne?" Hidan was scared, Sukai was bacically as lengendary as the three sannins. "Well me and Deidara were talking and when we saw you and Sasori-san we followed you and tried to listen to what you two were talking about. Demo, we couldn't hear a thing so we gave up. I just assumed that since you two were in there for so long you two might have been---" Hidan didnt need to finish his sentence to earn himself a hard punch in the face!

Sasori was prying answerd from his partner Deidara. Sadly it was against the rules to kill your partner. "why the hell were you and Hidan spying on me and Sukai-san?!" Sasori was just as pissed at Sukai, but he thought that Sukai was too collected to feel that mad. "Sasori-danna, onegai! i really didnt do much! i was just being me! you know that un!" Sasori had no choice but to believe him. Deidara was known to be...random at times..."baka...but dont do it again! Sukai-san and I have nothing between us, we are just friends who share the same opinion about art." Deidara could tell that his master/partner was tired and wanted to be left alone. He nodded and headed out to find Hidan and annoy him.

Hidan was enjoying the pain. Bilieving in Jashin means that taking the pain is pleasure. He let Sukai beat him. She had not used a single justu. She thought that would have been a waste of time and chakara. She was just using taijutsu. Deidara on the other hand was looking all over the place for Hidan. Hidan was nowhere to be found. He and Sukai were in one of the rooms that was nevered used. She had finally finished still stormed and merged away in the wall leaving him. Hidan on the other hand had no idea where he was. He got out and tried to follow the halls in hope of someone chakara leve to lead him out. Luckily he did. Deidara found him, beaten abd bloody.

"What the hell happened hmph?!" Hidan smirked some and limped to his annoying, 'friend'. "heh, Sukai-chan beat me to a pulp. She id strong. Her reputation suits her!" Deidara went all anime white eyed and ran away. He didnt want to come across Sukai if she was still pissed at him! Sukai had went to her room to cool off. She usually never loses her cool like that. She regained her cold composure nad headed to the showers. She had a long second day. Techinically it was her first since she met all the member that day but she needed to relax a bit. She was hoping to get a real mission by the next day. She wanted to feel like she was part of Akatsuki and not just the 'hot new woman in Akatsuki'

Sasori was laying down on his bed and let out a long sigh. He was exhausted. He needed rest. He was hoping that Deidara wouldnt bother him anymore than he already did. He thought about what Sukai had told him. About her life and her types of jutsu. He knew she would be up tonight. She was almost everynight. She also to;d him that if shes not around during the day she might be asleep. Something she rarely did but she had to sleep sometimes. In that short hour or two he felt as if he knew her.

Sukai got out of the shower. She wasnt tired anymore. The moon was out, she could feel it and yet again she didnt have any sleep. maybe ill change my mind about that whole...i want a mission tomorrow thing...i would much rather sleeo for once. She thought this and took a notebook out and a regular pencil and started to sketch a picture of all the akatsuki members. She wasnt only a jutsu artist. She was an artist in drawing too.
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