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The Hippy Sat On His Porch Smokin' His Pot, While He Had His French Maid Clean The Cheese Off His Penis. Everyone Knew They Were Shagging But Ole Hippy Always Denied It. The Kinky French Maid Walked Around The Porch In.. His DIRTY Boxers. And The Outfit Left Little To The Imagination...If You Know What I Mean. One Day The Hippy Got Some Butter Out The Fridge As It Was Rather Hot, But There Was No Bread Out, and No Toast In The Toaster. So I Hope You Can See Where The Butter Will Be Used. The Gutter Vent Was Getting Stuck All The Time. It Needed Greased Up. What Did YOU Think The Butter Was Getting Used For??? Then The Ole Hippy Hired Another French Maid, But He Was A Dude! And Spanish!!! Then Everyone Knew The Three Of Them Were Shagging. The French/Spanish Dude Walked around In One Of Those Green Things Borat Wears All Day Long.. Mmm Tight Pants On A Dude.. Yum.
They All Became Lovers. But Ole Hippy Asked The French French Maid To Be His Wife. The Spanish French Maid Was Outraged! So He Humped The Old Dude Down The Road To get The Ole Hippy Jelous.. Up The ASS!


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