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Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto now, and I never will, sadly.
Me: Yay, this time we have 2 question-thingies!!! There's questions for Neji, Kiba, Kakashi, and the Sand Sibs. Ready start answering!!!

1. For Neji: Do you REALLY hate Hinata that much, or is it just some kind of a cover story to hide your secret forbidden incestuous love for her? :O
2. For Kiba: ...Are you in love with Hinata or WHAT?
3. For Kakashi-san! Have you ever DEEPLY loved Rin? Or have you ever had a RELATIONSHIP with her(aside from friendship)?
-Fue_Kurokawa or Fye

Neji: Umm... well, *whispers, "Don't tell Tenten, but I think Hinata does look kinda hawt!!*
Me: NEJI!! No whispering! That goes for everyone else too!
Everyone: Yes, authoress.
Me: Now, it's Kiba-kun's turn.
Kiba: Yeah, now's it's my tur... Wait, Kiba-kun?
Me: Umm... yeah. Do ya like it? *gives puppy dog eyes*
Kiba: When you're like that...
Me: Yay! He likes me!! Wait you have to answer your question.
Kiba: Well, yeah I used to, but now I love...
Me: Yes
Kiba: ...Chocolate ice-cream!!
Me: What! You love Chocolate ice-cream!! Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!
Kiba: Oh, I thought you said favorite food.
Shino: How did you get favorite food from that question?
Kiba: I don't know.
Shino: Ok then (makes a -_- face)
Me: Next question!
Kakashi: Well, sadly, no. Though there was this one time...
Naruto: Yay, story time!
Kakashi: Story time?
Me: Yep, story time.
everyone gets in a circle around Kakashi
Kakashi: Ok, ready?
Everyone: Yep!
Kakashi: Ok, remember the incident with Sasuke and Naruto?
Everyone: Yes.
Kakashi: Ok, well, Rin thought one of her friends were behind her, so she turned around to talk to them. But it was really me, and I had my mask off playing with it, cause I was bored, and so she turned around and she had her eyes closed. Then, some kid bumped into her and you can guess the rest.
Me: Haha. You and Rin kissed! I bet she beat you up afterwards.
Kakashi: Nope she was too embarrassed, so she ran out the room.
Me: Ouch, bet you felt hurt.
Kakashi: Nope, I was worried about her beating me, but it never happened.
Naruto: Lucky you. An accident yet I still got beat for it! It wasn't my fault, either!
Sakura: Get over it, Naruto!
Me: Okay, then, nice story Kakashi. Let's read the next letter!
Everyone: Okay!

1. Why don't the sand sibs have a last name?
- pinkhater07-

Me: I've always wondered that too. Well, answer it.
Temari: Umm... ask Kankuro.
Kankuro: What!?! Why do I have to answer it?!?
Me: Is it really that bad?
Temari and Kankuro: Yes!
Me: Why don't we ask Gaara?
Gaara: I don't know why. They never told me! I WANNA KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Whoa, just tell us.
Temari: Ok, when our mom was still alive Kankuro and I would get in a lot of trouble, so one day our mom said, and I quote," If you two don't leave stuff alone, I'll knock you out soo hard that you lose your last name!!!" That worked for two hours, then we got in trouble again.
Kankuro: What was our last names?
Temari: Uhh... I don't remember.
Kankuro: I don't remember, either.
Temari: Oh no! We don't remember our last names!!
Kankuro: Not like it matters. It's not like we use it anymore anyway.
Temari: True
Gaara: I WANT A LAST NAME!!!!!!!!
Temari: Ok, so let's make one up!
Kankuro: Yeah. Tell me when you do ok.
Gaara: Oh, I know! How about Uzumaki?
Naruto: Hey, that's my last name, Believe it!!
Me: Believe what?
Naruto: That that's my last name!
Me: What is?
Naruto: Uzumaki!
Me: Yeah, what about it?
Naruto: I said, Believe it, and you said believe what , and I said that that's my last name, and you said what is, and I told you Uzumaki! Don't you remember this?
Me: Nope. I don't think I've ever had that conversation before.
Naruto: WHAT!!! WE JUST HAD THIS CONVERSATION 5 MINUTES AGO!!!
Me: What conversation?
Naruto: Never mind.
Me: Ok then. So, what last name do you guys have?
Temari: I don't know. How about we just not have a last name?
Kankuro: Ha! Lee, you owe me 90 ryo!
Lee: How UN-YOUTHFUL!!!!!!!!
Me: What do you mean he owe's you?
Kankuro: Well, I made a bet that Temari and Gaara wouldn't be able to find us a last name. Lee bet they would. He lost and I won!!!!
Gai: Lee!
Lee: Gai-sensei!
Gai: Lee!
Lee: Gai-sensei
Big sunset scene behind them as they hug. (Ya know like in the anime)
Me: Why'd you two do that?
Gai: Well, my youthful student, Lee, lost his bet. I was comforting him.
Me: Right.whispers to everyone else (except for Lee and Gai): He just wanted to have an excuse to touch him.
Everyone: whispers back: Yeah. That's very scary.
Gai and Lee: Ahh... a secret! I want to hear the secret!!!!!
Me: No! Why don't you two umm... close instead!
Gai: Yes, A youthful thing to do! Ready, Lee!
Lee: Yes, Gai-sensei
Gai and Lee: GOOD-BYE EVERYONE AND REMEMBER LEAVE US A YOUTHFUL QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: They mean leave a question for everyone.

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What's the numbers for? Well, they're the line that says the story's over. This is the longest chappie I have EVER wrote. It's 3 whole pages!!!!! Yay, I'm so happy for me!! If you got lost on any part of the story; I apologize for it, cause to tell ya the truth I kinda got lost along the way too.

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Poll:
Who should do the disclaimer next chapter?

1. Chicken hair emo Sasuke
2. Very Umm... unique shall we say Naruto
3. Useless Sakura
4. Other Insert name here

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Remember ask questions and vote!!!!
Ja Ne!!!!!!
Wait, now it says 4 WHOLE pages!!!!! YAY!!!!