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Mikey’s POV

Well its good to see that Frankie is doing better thank what he was before that slut was brought in to the cops. What a slut? I mean COME ON who the fuck would do that to a human? To a living creature? As I sit here listening to my Ipod I can’t help but wonder why the fuck she would do that? THAT? To someone?

All of a sudden my train of thought is broken rudely when a song that I don’t recognize comes on, I was even more surprised when the lyrics came in:

“I want cheese but I can't digest the shit
I'm on a leave in the middle of Washington
These are some of the things I can't eat
It's yogurt, milk, and cheese that makes me shit
I can not not not have nothing
But when I eat dairy my bowels do flow
Uh-oh I think I shit myself (ohhh!)
I had some ice cream and...
I'll be back, I'm goin' to the can!

He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts
He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts
He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts
He cannot digest the lactose these are just the facts

Surpass the old with it's temporal spins,
I got the balls,but the boss will win, I say
I gotta walk and I'll walk again, I say
I'm belly up, I might break down, oww
Putrid instincts
Stop putting down, I’m losing this time, yeah
WASTE OF LIFE, I'LL BEAT YOU DOWN
ahhhhhhhhHHOWWW!!!”

After the song finished, and I finished laughing about the first verse I decided to see what song it was, it turned out that it was “Fat Fuck” by CKY…who the fuck would put that on MY Ipod?? I don’t usually listen to CKY and the others only ever listen to CKY when the sit down to watch either Viva La Bam or Jackass or Bam’s Unholy union! I only had one idea who could have done this…and I didn’t wanna get angry at him because he was to fragile…Frank, his idea of a kind of “I’m okay, I won’t do anything stupid, look it’s a Prank” thing he did, I cant explain it. Oh well I better go and “confront” him so he thinks that I didn’t enjoy that…well I will only admit that to myself in my head, on the tour bus you were seen as a “weird one” if you had CKY on your Ipod. I dunno why though, its not like we don’t like them! Anyways I should really get over CKY and what we think of them.

I went to go and find Frankie to ask him why he decided to fuck around with my Ipod and take Iron Maiden off it and replace them with CKY!!! I LOVE IRON MAIDEN! How could he do that? Grrr I would find his Ipod. As I walked into the bunk area I noticed that Gee was no longer in his bunk, and that he wasn’t anywhere else in the bus, and neither was Frankie. The only bunk that had its curtains closed was Franks, and I know that lately Frankie and Gee have been hanging out in there with torches and sharpie markers…crazy I know... as I opened Frank’s bunk curtains I saw the most sickly cute site you could see, Frank in Gee’s arms. Franks Face buried in Gee’s chest as he clung to Gee’s old Mistfits shirt and Gee had his nose and face sooo buried in Frank’s hair that I wouldn’t be surprised that when he work up, his face would be like a PUGS! With hair of Frankie all over his squishy face! Hahaha oh my that site would be so hilarious. As I began to laugh out loud (A/N: LOL I haven’t written “laugh out loud” like that in AGESS!) and that caused me to wake them up, all I saw before I ran away laughing like a maniac was Gee looking not like a pug, but he still had Hair of Frankie all over his face. Oh boy am I fucking in for it later.

A/N: sorry its been so long since I updated in like forever…I am going to marry a fic by AshamedToRiseAndBe = D come to my wedding!...gah! anyways you all basically know why I haven’t really updated but yeah…HUG ME!...or review or rate or whatever SHOW ME LOVE and I will write! For sure I promise on my life that I will…I think that this is my longest chapter EVER! So how do ya feel about that?? A big virtual hug to ilovemikey and AshamedToRiseAndBe. Also if you read my reviews on MCRz_babe’s first fic, please don’t think of me as a bitch…its just I know this girl in person and I know what she is like…

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