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“Wake up, woman.” His voice was in my ear. Slowly I opened my eyes to see him kneeling by the bed with a cup of coffee in his hand.
“For me?” I smiled.
“No, this is mine. If you want some it’s in the kitchen.” He said in a bored tone.
I must have looked shocked because he burst out laughing. “Laura, do you really think I’d make you go to the kitchen to get your own coffee?” He handed me the cup.
“Very funny, Mr. Way.” I sat up carefully and took a sip. “Heavenly.”
“Not as good as Starbucks but it’ll do. So my mom called and we have to go by her house today.”
I couldn’t help it I started giggling.
“What?” He asked clearly confused.
“I’m sorry but the way you just said we have to go by her house was funny. You sounded like a whiney little kid.”
He sat down on the bed by me. “I fell like a little kid when she calls.”
“So any reason we’ve received the Royal Summon?”
He rolled his eyes, “Cause Mom says we need to visit her.”
“Hey, I like going to your Mom’s.” I leaned over and whispered, “She likes me better than you, you know?” I teased.
“Hell, I’m sure she does.” He responded. “So what do you want to do before then?”
“What time are we supposed to be at her house?”
“She’s planning an early dinner for us. She said to be there around four.” He took the coffee cup from me and took a sip.
“Great that gives us plenty of time.” I said happily.
He misunderstood what I meant and turned to sit the cup down on the bedside table. “Woman, I like the way you think.” He reached over to pull me to him.
“Down boy.” I laughed. “That’s not what I meant.”
He looked hurt, “No?”
“No. We have shopping to do.” I reminded him.
His eyes lit up. “Oh shopping.”
“Yeah, shopping. My beautiful boy needs some new clothes.” I said reaching out to stoke his cheek.
“Laura, we don’t…..”
I silenced his words with my lips. The kiss became too deep and I pulled away.
“Last night was intense, you agree?”
“Fuck yeah, I agree.” He said stroking my arm.
“Good. So I have some items in mind that I think will be good for both of us.” I looked down, “Uh, and I was also thinking we could maybe stop by one of those adult stores. Get some uh, toys and videos.”
Damn it, he laughed. “I can’t believe you’re embarrassed.”
“I’ve never been in an adult store.” I admitted.
He looked surprised, “Well where did you get last night’s items?”
I grinned evilly, “Really wanna know?”
He eyed me suspiciously, “Yeah” he said slowly.
“Your sister-in-law gave them to me as a wedding gift. I’ve been saving them for just the right moment.” The look on his face was priceless.
“Alicia gave you a vibrator and double headed dong as a wedding present?”
I burst out laughing, “Yep, kinda makes you wonder about her and Mikey.”
Gerard shook his head, “Oh hell no. I don’t want that visual.”
I gave him a quick kiss. “I really haven’t ever been in an adult store.”
He laughed again, “Wow you’re in for a treat.” He leaned back against the headboard. “Course we can’t walk in looking like we normally do.”
I realized what he was saying, “We’re gonna go in disguise?”
He nodded, “For sure. Can’t you just see the pics on the Internet of me walking into a sex shop? No, we have to go in disguise.”
“What kind?” I asked watching the wheels in his brain turning.
“Well, it’s not a problem for me cause I have several.”
I was surprised, “Really?”
He nodded, “Yeah, they come in handy. I know, Alicia’s got several wigs. You can borrow one from her. Add a pair of glasses and you’ll be good to go.”
“Okay” I said realizing this was starting to sound like fun.
Turns out I was right. We left the apartment an hour later and even the most hardcore fan wouldn’t have noticed us.

“Sure I look okay?” I asked again.
Gerard smiled, “You look so damn cute with red hair. I like the curls.”
I narrowed my eyes, “Better than my real hair?”
He shook his head, “Nope, not at all. The glasses make you look like a school teacher.”
I adjusted the fake glassed on my nose. “I look like a school teacher?”
“Yeah and I’m hot for teacher.” He said running his hand up my leg. His fingers glided under my skirt.
“Stop that young man.” I said swatting at his hand. “None of that.” I reached over and caressed his fake beard. “Man, I can’t believe how different you look.” With the fake beard and moustache he really did look totally different.
“Told you,” he said laughing. “It was funny to watch your face when we were at the mall. When those kids wearing My Chem shirts walked by you looked like you were gonna freak.”
“They didn’t ever give you a second glace.” I said smiling. “So you still pleased with the clothes I picked out?” I could see his eyes light up.
“Fuck yeah but I’m still not sure about that black dress.”
“Why?” I asked.
“Too revealing.” He said sitting back in his seat.
I couldn’t help it I burst out laughing, “What you don’t want to show off your goods?’
He snorted, “Got no problem with that. I’m only showing them off to you.”
“That’s right, buddy and don’t you forget it. I’m thinking I’d like to see you in that little number tonight.”
“Maybe” he said pulling the keys out of the ignition. “Or maybe we’ll try something a bit different tonight.”
Okay my heart just sped up. Taking about sex with him always had that effect. “Really?”
“Come on, it’s time for your first visit to an Adult Store.” He kissed me quickly and opened his car door.
I giggled. His fake moustache tickled. He waited for me to come around the front to the car then took my hand. Together we walked towards the door of the shop.
“Pick out anything you like, okay?” He said pulling open the door.
“Holy shit” I whispered as we walked in. “Look at the clothes.”
He squeezed my hand. “I’m imagining you in some of them already.”
“I’m imagining you in some of them.” I answered. “Wow.” My eyes darted from outfit to outfit. Some of this stuff made my leather “Exit to Eden” outfit look like church clothes. As we wondered through the store he held my hand tightly.
“Look at this one.” I said smiling. It was a schoolgirl outfit.
He frowned, “It’s okay.”
I looked over at him and smiled, “Not the response I’m looking for. How about this?” I pointed out a French Maid outfit.
“Oui” he said in a goofy French accent.
I leaned over and kissed him not even minding the moustache. “I love you.” I whispered.
“Ditto” He said “More than ditto.”
We picked out several outfits for me then moved on to another section. “Oh look, men’s outfits.”
He grinned, “See anything you like?”
I was looking at the leather items and nodded, “Oh hell, yeah.” More items got added to our growing pile on the counter. The saleswoman smiled at us.
Gerard took my hand, “Okay now to the toy section.”
I giggled like an idiot. “Toy section.”
He led me to a wall full of the latest sex toys. “Holy fuck.” I said in awe. “Hell, I’m not sure what half of these do.”
He put his arms around my waist and stood pressing his body to mine. “Pick out whatever you like. I’ll be happy to show you what they do.”
Suddenly I turned to him. “I never in a million years imagined myself in this situation.” I blurted out.
He looked puzzled, “This situation?”
“Being married and so much in love with someone that I feel so comfortable with.” I nodded my head towards the toys. “Someone that I’m not the least bit embarrassed to use this sort of shit with.” I hoped he understood.
“Sugar, I’m the one who is in awe of how my life has turned out. I never believed I’d find a woman like you. You are everything I’ve ever dreamed of and more.”
I looked down.
“What?” He asked in a concerned voice.
“I’m just thinking how much I wish we could skip your mom’s and go home.” I admitted.
He smiled, “Yeah, but think how much the anticipation will make it so much better. Now what do you want?” he turned me back around to the wall of devices. Oh, so many choices.

Donna opened the door and didn’t even blink. “Come on in.” She stepped back to allow us to enter. We walked into the living room and sat on the sofa.
“You don’t seem surprised?” We hadn’t changed before coming here.
Donna laughed, “Gerard told me you two were going shopping. I know my son and how he likes to play dress up.”
I cut a glace at Gerard and he was trying desperately not to laugh at his mom’s comment.
"So did you have a good time shopping?"
I snuggled up next to Gerard. He placed his arm around my shoulder. "It was fun. We passed a group of My Chem fans and they didn't ever notice him."
Gerard laughed, "Yeah, didn't even give me a second look." He smiled, "Laura got a really nice black dress."
I looked over at him shocked. The black dress? His black dress? The man was so messing with me. "It's really cute." I agreed, "But I forgot I need a new pair of stilettos they will make the dress perfect." Oh yeah, I was gonna make the man put on heels.
"Really? You think heels will looks good?" He asked me. Our eyes met and I could see the laughter in his gaze.
"Oh yeah, definitely heels." I said nodding. I wondered if Donna thought our conversation was strange. She was just sitting watching us.
"So" she said breaking into our dress discussion, "How's the new apartment." Holy crap I saw Gerard cringe. I did too. I knew that voice. That was the voice of a mother who hadn't been invited over to see the new place.
"We've just about got it perfect." I smiled over at her. "As soon as it's gone we're gonna invite you to see it."
Gerard squeezed my shoulder in thanks.
"I can't wait to see it." Donna answered happily. "Alicia was telling me how comfortable your new sofa is."
Yeah, cause she and Mikey tried it out I thought.
"Mom, have you talked to Helen lately?" Gerard asked suddenly.
What the hell? Here I was hoping that topic didn't come up and ruin our day and he was flat out asking? I looked over at him but he refused to meet my gaze.
"I talked to her a few days ago. She said the police are patrolling by our old house a lot more now since the break in."
"And has she heard from Merri?" His voice had a sharp edge.
"She didn't say anything and I didn't want to bring it up. She's been so disappointed that I knew if she had heard from Merri she would have told me."
Gerard nodded, "Yeah, I'm sure she would have."
And like that the subject was changed. I glanced over at Gerard and was so proud of the way he handled the topic. The rest of the visit was smooth sailing. We had a wonderful dinner and it was totally stress free. When we left his moms I was smiling.
"You look happy." He said as we got in the car.
"I am happy. That was a nice visit."
He nodded, "Yeah but I'm glad it's over."
"Really, why?'
He smiled, "Cause I can't wait to get you home. I'm gonna strip off your clothes and do things to you."
Okay it probably wasn't the best response but I couldn't help it. I laughed. "Do things to me?'
He didn't take offense to my laughter, "Oh fuck, yeah."
"Like what?" I asked looking over at him.
"You really wanna know?"
I wondered just how fast he could drive because I knew if we started this conversation he was gonna make me hot. Oh hell, just thinking about the conversation was having that effect. "Tell me." I whispered.
His grip on the steering wheel tightened, "Well first I'm gonna slip my hands under that skirt and run my fingers up you leg until I reach your panties."
"Can't,” I said making him frown.
"Can't?"
"I'm not wearing any panties." I said batting my eyelashes at him. I had to grab on to the dash as the car swerved.
"You're not wearing underwear?" He glanced over at me.
I smiled, "Nope."
"You have on that short skirt and no underwear."
I laughed, "Yes, that is the recap of the news. No underwear." I leaned over towards him. "Just think while we were in the adult store looking at all those toys I was totally commando."
He groaned, "Why the fuck didn’t you tell me?"
"Dunno, you mean you'd be interested in knowing that?" I said innocently.
"Woman, you know what you're doing to me."
"Yep" I answered happily. "Sure do."
I had to grab on to the dash again when he made a quick lane change to an off ramp. "Where are we going?" I asked looking around. We were headed into an industrial park area.
"Looking for a place to stop." He said while his eyes scanned both sides of the road.
"Stop?" I repeated.
He nodded, "Yeah, stop. Grab the bag from the back seat."
"What bag?"
"The one from the sex shop." He said slowing down and making a turn.
"Gerard, what do you have in mind?" Okay, so it was sorta deserted in this area but it was still light.
"Want me to tell you or show you?" He said in a husky voice.
I sat back and smiled, "Definitely show me."