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Stupid Motherfucker

by xXemoxninjaXx

well its a chapter yes??

Category: My Chemical Romance - Rating: NC-17 - Genres: Romance - Characters: Bob Bryar,Frank Iero,Gerard Way,Mikey Way,Ray Toro - Warnings: [V] [?] - Published: 2008-06-10 - Updated: 2008-06-10 - 600 words - Complete

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A/N: well the last chapter sounded like I was on crack… I prolly was but I don’t remember back that far do I?? I’ve been drunk since then Kay?? Anyways I’m all confused with where I’m up to cuz I’ve lost all my notes so I’m going to write a silly little filler to get me back into the swing of writing…is that okay with the class?? Okay good. On with the teaching!

Bob’s POV

Well all this chaos whilst I’m peeing…tut tut not nice… do you understand how hard it is to pee while the bus is moving and while a certain person is snapping pictures of my…uhm “parts”??? its hard enough having 3 idiots running around laughing, and the bus moving but Toro has taken the cake with the pictures man. Don’t they understand that when you pee you have to concentrate? It’s a hard job ya know. Anyways enough of pee for today. I flushed and washed and was ready to leave the bathroom when I realized that my boxers were caught in my fly. Embarrassing much? Well I had to go out there and get some help…like fuck I HAVE A FUCKING FEAR OF ZIPPERS!!...fuck this is gunna suck, but here goes…

I ventured to the back area slash makeout area and no one was there, no one was in the bunks and I could hear giggles from the kitchen area so there was Toro looking like a fucktard as usual but oh well here goes my dignity…

(insert a makeout scene that I’m too cold to write here…but it shall be in the next chapter from a different point of view!!)

(now fast-forward to them in the “make out area” all hot a flustered so they’ll use some mustard =D)


…well I never knew that Toro could do that before… but now I do HAHA! Why am I like not plotting revenge? It beats me but all I know is that I’m comfortable like this and I don’t think I wanna give it up if anything starts. All I know is that I’m here to stay…unless he doesn’t want me to. I really hope he does. I’m going all soppy now but I just feel all soppy right now, so soppy that I cant help but giggle and kiss his cheek in a weird scratchy kiss. It must be weird kissing a dude with a beard. I must ask him later but I cant help but feel content as I fall asleep

BANG! BANG! BANG! “BOOOOOB WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUUU!?!?!?”

Great that’s all I need, to resolve a fucking fight. It can wait till later… that was until the door flew open…

A/N: well im gunna leave it there for now because im pissed off because I just got fucking paint on my doc martins!! GAH THESE WERE $200 FUCKING BUCKS!!! FUCK IM A DICKHEAD!!...also I will write the make out scene in the next chapter in another POV because it’ll sound better and my apologies for the Rocky Horror Reference “Don’t get hot and flustered used a bit of mustard”…uhh yeah I saw the live stage show like 2 weeks ago in Sydney and im going again… YAY!!! Im so psyched. Anyways more tomorrow because my manlist man in a dress partner frankxgerard has inspired me to start writing again. Well im off to clean my shoes and I will post more soon… Peace xoxo
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