Wow. This was actually excellent. SO fucking funny, I nearly killed myself laughing. The description and wording was all mint, and the only thing I can think of that wasn't pretty much perfect was the last few sentences. Not that they were bad, just not as fantastic as the rest of the story.
Anyways! I'm not just flattering you when I say that that was definitely the best one-shot I have ever read. =D
Author's response
Haha, I had a hard time keeping a straight face when I was writing this when I put Bren in lol. I had tears at one point I was laughing so hard lol. But thanks for the review hon! And thanks for taking the long ass time to read it lol