Laughed. My. Ass. Off! That was extremely funny and true to life. Partly because I do it myself! I hate spiders yet I have a tarantula living in a tank. She's harmless. Really, she is. ;)
Lol I'm the same! I freak out when I see a spider and spray it with deodorant or something daft like that but I'm really fascinated by them. Weird!