OH MY GOSH.
You know, one of these days, people are going to get annoyed at the fact that the hilarity of your stories keeps us from intaking the necessary amount of oxygen and will rebel.
Just so you know.
Anyway, that was bloody brilliant. FUCKING HYSTERICAL. But I felt so bad for poor Gee! I know what paranoia and anxiety are like and let me tell you, they're not fun.
And that bit with the cat was really funny. =D
Can't wait for more! You ROCK OUT LOUDD.