I loved how the dream came out in this one (and of course that you found a way to include the poem).
And the internal dialog while the dad was on the couch? Freakin' priceless.
And then you top it all off with that author's note! Of course you ranted at me about it before you wrote it all out so as soon as I started reading it I knew where it was going. I never quite understood why so many guys wanted to be hung like a horse. I think that would be, I don't know, like annoying or something? Of course I already think it would be annoying to have that junk between your legs, but, hey, obviously I'm a girl so I can think that, right? LOL Either way, I'm really glad you're NOT one of those guys!
xoxo
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oxox