I think it's interesting that Harry has this problem and he's not even aware of it. I can't wait to read on and see what his reaction is when he finds out. It's more than just fan-girl adoration--it's outright compulsion. LOL I'm sorry, but the premise is hysterical and I love it!
Now, Tonks' letter to Amelia Bones was really good. It was a concise report of Harry's situation and living conditions and the dodgy circumstances behind them. Looks like Dumbledork is in for some trouble.
By the way: I heard the name "Dumbledork" on a Food Network Show called "Ace of Cakes." I like "Dumbledolt" too! There's also "Fumbledore" and "Fumbledork." Just to name a few.
I've read several stories involving "Moldyshorts," but the "Geezergamot" is new. Great term! Can I borrow it? LOL Other good ones I've picked up are "He-Who-Must-Be-Hyphenated," "Bald 'n' Farts," and "Snakelips."
But I digress...
I'm excited to read on because it appears Harry's allure extends much further than the young ladies he regularly associates with and if they're not careful, Hogwarts is going to be a regular brothel for our young hero.
And what about Ron? He's got a thing for Hermione. This could get nasty...
Good job!