Hey that was fucking Brilliant! I too think rowling really dropped the ball on book 6 & 7, I was waiting ansiously for book 6 and then when I got it it wasn't long before I was staring at the pages in the book wondering what the hell was going on, then about 1/4 way thru I threw the book in the trash with disgust all over my face. Never even bothered reading the 7th book, and the whole ideal of horcruxes hate that ideal....I was forced into watching the 6th movie while over at relatives house for a holiday and they put it on, all I can say is when it came to the death and then after the death of dumbydork harry sure acted like one big wimp! that is why I love stories that go AU, since in my opinion fanfic ought to be AU but sadly most authors try to write basically what rowling wrote...do you even realize how many times I have read and read and read again the first year thur fifth year damn near exactly what rowling wrote...well it gets old real quick...sheez people should embrace the characters and places but then write their own damn story causally mention the canon events but change it to something else or go into a entireley different direction!!!
But hey your story today was funny and I too hate MoRon!!!!!! and the names rowling came up with for the kids names, ASP and HUGO YUCK!!!!!