My mind has taken this story and kinda blown my mind, this time around, Gerard didn't have that thick of an accent, which I'm guessing, because it's happen to me. I lived in South Carolina for 2 months, I noticed my South Jersey accent lightened and I had a very light Southern drawl. When I went back home and was around people with MY same accent I went almost immediately went from saying "Did ya" like they do it SC to saying "Did jew" like they do in Jersey...... I have issues telling you my life story here lol
Any-goddamn-way, I just learned from that link that the 49ers didn't wear cowboy boots, but I have a feeling that at LEAST Gerard has some for special occasions. I'm mean he is still Gerard and his sassy self always loves to accessories lol.
When I say this title I swear I got all flustered and nervous/excited hoping it had to do with Gerard lol. Sam......what can I say about same. Whatever description you gave on what he looked like went through one ear and out the other. He, to me looks like that crazy guy with overalls, red long john underwear, big old white beard and a cowboy hat, has red cheeks from being drunk, that likes to spit tobacco and can make that bing noise when he does lol. Your typical town drunk loon! Stereotypes at their finest lol.
Okay so in my mind this story is a cluster fuck of typical wild west, with a hint of actual time and place facts...... Mostly wild west. And I am okay with this lol.
GREAT masturbation scene, made my night. I've lost my train of thought. I'm not going to go over this, so don't cringe from all the grammar and spelling. I'm going to go read this again, my dear friend lol.
Author's response
Well, that is very interesting to know ;D I'm not being sarcastic either xD The only American accents I know are like... texas and new york, but now I know that in Jersey they say 'did jew' XD My friend from London's accent changes all the time too, since she comes to college in my part of good ol' england which no ones ever heard of, but it has a call name - the black country ;D But we all talk like farmers apparently... sucks O__o
But anyway, moving on xD
I'm still gonna include cowboy boots I think, you've planted the thought into my mind and now I just really want cowboy boots xD I'm sure it's totally acceptable for Gee to wear them...
Sadly, I can picture your version of Sam perfectly XD As I was writing it I did imagine the same image, and tried hard not to write him like that. He's supposed to be relatively young and not exactly ugly just... a bit of a dick :') I couldn't do the old guy thing, that'd be TOO creepy xD
And hey, there's nothing wrong with making it wild west. I almost called the tavern a saloon when I was writing it and had to stop myself x___x But at least masturbation is the same in the wild west as it is here, so no culture clashes there ;) I'm glad you enjoyed it xD
xo