You. Oh, my God. YOU.
Can I touch your face?
You just summed up everything that bugs me in one paragraph.
Frerard is starting to bug the Bejesus outta me, mainly because Frerard is the only thing that gets reviews.
I'd recommend my own story, the Midnight Troupe, but due to poor planning (me) there's like a ton of side characters.
Author's response
You are simply epic. You may touch my face (that sounds really creepy...)
I read this with a very dramatic/epic tone :P
I have already started reading your fic btw :]