Heeheehee. This made me giggle. I think it's pretty cool, interesting new perspective ;) Thank god you have a good sense of grammar. Some people don't. I love you for your ability to write coherently, and it made me laugh, so two bonus points :)
BleedingValentine xx
Author's response
:) Thank you, yay 'bonus points' lol. I totally feel loved, I’m so happy it made you giggle. I always try and use correct grammar and it feels good to know someone noticed yay. Again thank you for the review.