Okay I am completely confused o-o
I adore the stories on this profile, and found that utterly hilarious but...
You are Jane posting these, correct?
Lorna's little sister?
Wait is Lorna even real or just a made up character?
I'm sorry for the dim-witted questions, I'm just terribly confused by all the stories and such, some seeming to be written recently, some not, and I don't have the straight answers on this whole dealio.
Again, I apologise for being a twat.