Review for Freak show auditions.

Freak show auditions.

(#) CarcinoGeneticist 2012-12-31

Real Name: Arthur Winchester

Age: 25

Freak: Able to intercept the relaying messages from other neurons which means that he can make you see things that aren't actually there, or mess with your consciousness so you won't be aware of things going on around you.

Performing Name: Psyche

Describe your act in detail: Start off with a speech. He is wearing a black tux. "Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, step right up! Come closer! You won't even believe your eyes, won't even recognize what this evening-" Turns. Tux turns to bottle green. "Has in store."

"We do things that you've never seen before, hoped before, or even so much as thought before!" A cane appears out of thin air, which he catches and turns in circles with his left hand. "We are the most amazing show on earth or under it! Ladies and Gentlemen, we are here to wildly entertain you! We will leave you screaming our name, once you get a taste of the fame we have on tap!" It starts to snow indoors.
"We are wonder, pure and simple, ladies and gentlemen! We are everything you want, everything you need! Now, if you all are listening, and paying attention-" Arthur turns, he has another face on the back of his head. The second face continues speaking. "WE ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN!"

Something like that, really.


Normal clothes: WEAR EVERY SINGLE COLOUR AT ONCE. WHAT A GRAND IDEA. Lots of layers, T-shirts under long sleeves under sweater vests, under half-shirts, under hoodies....

Costume: Always a suit. Suit will change colours over the course of the evening due to Arthur messing with people. Tails, top hat, cane, ad naseum.

Hair: Sandy Blonde

Eyes: Blue

Everything else: 5'11 3/4, 162, tanned and freckled, round doll-like face, Narrow build, wears excess clothes during off hours to appear bigger.

Personality: Arthur is fairly metrosexual. Enjoys using especially horrible pickup lines, and equally horrible puns. Gets hiccups extremely easily. He gets very pissed off when his plans do not work out. Bit of a drinking problem, but he's okay with it.

Why did you join: It seemed like good work, and would keep him out of prison.

Freak: It irks him. They're stupid. They have no idea what's going on in their own heads. He hates it. They're idiots. They're why he drinks.

Fun facts: Arthur pretty much knows how to make every sort of drink in the world. Overuses the word "Bro." Thinks he's amazing. Cannot get a date to save his life. Can not draw. Enjoys his extremely horrible artwork, because he thinks it's funny.

Seen doing: He enjoys running card tricks on people, and then dares them to figure out how it works. He cheats every time. Also enjoys cooking, although that's more an exercise in fire safety than anything else.

Help out: Helps set up, puts up posters, is willing to sell tickets.

LIkes: Bright suits, colours, jazz, fedoras, and esoteric girl's names.
Dislikes: Most normal people, trees, and idiots.

Caravan: It's a mess. The floor is always covered in things, all cabinets are locked, the keys are missing, and he sleeps on the floor under a blanket because the mess has swallowed his bed and he can't find it.