That's really sad. I've enjoyed you, your stories and the fact that you're like one of two people who read and reviewed my crap. I understand no one sticks around on one website for all of eternity but... You know? I've got that feel. I liked you. But if you think it's time to leave the nest, then... I suppose you should... fly away... (see what I did there? probably not)
I just sort of feel like, well, everyone else is leaving, so... I'm one of those people who would jump off the bridge if everyone else was doing it, too. You get me?
Ps. Please don't do creepy things now that you know his address. If I hear some insane fan has been sending Frank jars of period blood, I'll know it's you and I'll be forced to contact your mother.
Author's response
Haha! I'm too majestic for that! I would instead send him metaphorical fanfiction that he's chosen the wrong person, and needs to look for someone in England. Haha. Don't worry. I'll still definitely be reading your stuff. You literally are the best authour ever. Plus, if and when I decide to leave, I'll let you guys know. :3 xx