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Lol, it didn't make sense, that's probably why it was sooo funny! Have you noticed how all of the things that DO make sense are always so boring? Lol, maybe you should give me the name of that good phyciatrist anyway! (Do you know any in England? Any'll do. I'm not posh.)

How could Mikey do that to Frankie? Ah well, at least he got skittles!

I went into Boots before once and tried putting some glitter stuff on and it dripped down my cheek and I couldn't get it off, so I was walking around for the rest of the day (shopping) with a blue smear across my face where I tried rubbing it off.

Ne ways, I HATE chavs! looks around for chavs, making sure they can't hear me and end up attacking me by throwing soveriegns at my head and spitting acid at me, which is really bad for me, considering they're all around me, they're EVERYWHERE!!! THE HORROR!!! (Hmm, a lot of bad chavs live in my area, pray for me!)

Ne ways, Emos r better (Not that I AM an Emo, but they rule!)

Ne ways, (Is it just me, or do I say that a lot?) I loved it, I'm still laughing! (Even after this deathly long [is that possible?] review!) Thanks for the laugh!