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DISCLAIMERS!! AND CHARACTERS!!

by Mort_Permanente 0 reviews

The disclaimers and characters for the story.

Category: Humor - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2008-11-30 - Updated: 2008-11-30 - 435 words

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DISCLAIMER:: We (my friend and I; we're both writing this) do not believe:

~Bill Kaulitz is a "tranny".
~Tom Kaulitz is a "snake-head".
~Bill Kaulitz "looks like a lady".
~Tom Kaulitz and Bill Kaulitz are the huge assholes we make them out to be in the story.
~Bill Kaulitz is a lion and\or beta fish (Japanese fighting fish)
~Anyone besides Tom Kaulitz should dye said Kaulitz's dreads rainbow
~Anyone besides Bill Kaulitz should paint said Kaulitz's nails bright, glowing pink

We do believe:

~All of Tokio Hotel would kill us for writing this story
~Tom Kaulitz is a "man whore".
~It would be funny to try this stuff on them in real life.
~The Kaulitz twins don't have siblings.
~Tom Kaulitz can't spell his name (he signs stuff with the 'm' at the end of his name upside down. hence, "Tow")
~Bill Kaulitz's hair makes him looks like a lion and\or beta fish (Japanese fighting fish)
~It would be a bad idea to dye Tom Kaulitz's dreads rainbow
~It would be a bad idea to paint Bill Kaulitz's nail bright, glowing pink
~It would be a bad idea to scribble on Gustav Schäfer's face with Sharpies
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CHARACTERS (click name to see their pictures)::

~"Selena Kaulitz":http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq73/DerLetzteTag_Schrei/Story%20Characters/SelenaKaulity.jpg
Age 16
Younger sister of Bill und Tom
Twin of Katie Kaulitz

~"Katie Kaulitz":http://i435.photobucket.com/albums/qq73/DerLetzteTag_Schrei/Story%20Characters/Alyx-1.jpg
Age 16
Younger sister of Bill und Tom
Twin of Selena Kaulitz

~"Bill Kaulitz":http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee252/kyliewiley324/bodacious.jpg
Age 19
Twin brother of Tom Kaulitz
Older brother of Selena und Katie
Lead singer for Tokio Hotel
Current victim of Selena und Katie's pranks

~"Tom Kaulitz":http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo317/rbrunc/tokio%20hotel/tom8.jpg
Age 19
Twin brother of Bill Kaulitz
Older brother of Selena und Katie
Guitarist for Tokio Hotel
Current victim of Selena und Katie's pranks

~"Gustav Schäfer":http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk31/XTokioXHotelXfan/Gustav%20Schafer/untitled-1.jpg
Age 20
Friend of Bill und Tom
Current victim of Selena und Katie's pranks
Drummer for Tokio Hotel

~"Georg Listing":http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s319/Madjj_loves_Tom/bravophotoshootfebruarywl2.jpg
Age 21
Friend of Bill und Tom
Teamed up with Selena und Katie
Bassist for Tokio Hotel
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