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by Alorkin 16 Reviews

Harry and Hermione are tired of Rita Skeeter, and decide to get some revenge. Innuendo to spare. Probably cliche`. Slightly AU one-shot.

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2009/09/09 - Updated: 2009/09/09 - 5167 words - Complete



    (#) vheritas 2010-06-17 05:07:29 PM

    The European Institute for Evil Incontinent Overlords?

    Author's response

    Snicker! Now you tell me! I'd have to say that would tend to make them evil, all right!


    (#) gms 2011-03-19 01:32:17 PM

    That was one helluva story!!!
    I always love it when that Bit@# is taken down by H/Hr.

    Though, I would have loved to see the reaction on her face and also the aftereffects this has. Wish you would write that scene into this story as an epilogue or omake or 2nd chapter

    Good Luck and God Speed fr all of you stories

    Author's response

    Heya gms.

    Thanks! There were times where I had to stop writing that just to laugh my head off. Rita has caused so much heartache, I figured it was only right she got some in return, and what better way than to use hr 'special abilities' against her?

    The freedom of the press only goes so far.

    Unfortunately, a second chapter would be rather anticlimactic.

    Glad you liked it.


    (#) LabRat 2011-06-01 05:03:44 PM

    Given my love of humor fics, I must say I greatly enjoyed this fic.

    Now I'm not sure whether to believe that it was just part of the plot that Harry couldn't think of something for the second 'I', or if it was one of those situations where you couldn't think of it when you were writing that scene, but if you want, I did think of a second I.
    ‘the European Institute for Evil Insane Overlords’

    I would also like to commend you on the clever naming of that curse Draco used. I was greatly amused.

    Author's response

    Heya LabRat.

    I'm glad you got aq chuckle.

    It was me )Blushed) I couldn't gfor the life of me think of a word for that second blasted 'I', so I wove it into the story. Since then, there have been several suggestions, such as Illiterate, Illegitimate, Incompetent, Incontinent, and Idiotic.

    That one squeaked through. I had intended to find a pseudo-Latin phrase, but blew it off and only rediscovered it when I was posting. I figured it was a comedy, so what the hell.


    (#) NobleK 2013-08-30 08:52:44 PM

    To quote another "red top"(British slang for a tabloid paper) "GOTCHA!" EVIL GRIN

    Author's response

    Heya NobleK

    She has definitely been got, and they done it in a way that would bring her the most embarrassment possible. (Snicker!)


    (#) GatorLHA 2013-09-29 05:24:35 PM

    Nice, a good read, original

    Author's response

    Thanks, Gator. It was a lot of fun to write, and it had the benefit of not having been tried before.


    (#) NobleK 2014-07-14 08:13:06 PM

    To quote the song title: "MORE, MORE, MORE!" Please, you have GOT to expand on this?!

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