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GET RITA!

by Alorkin 13 Reviews

Harry and Hermione are tired of Rita Skeeter, and decide to get some revenge. Innuendo to spare. Probably cliche`. Slightly AU one-shot.

Category: Harry Potter - Rating: PG-13 - Genres: Humor,Parody - Characters: Harry,Hermione - Warnings: [?] - Published: 2009/09/09 - Updated: 2009/09/09 - 5167 words - Complete

Reviews

  • GET RITA!

    (#) jeff22003 2009-09-09 03:26:09 PM

    Not your best story but still very good and are you sure abortion is the right word?

    Author's response

    Hey Jeff.

    Glad you liked it (I think). Given the intent of Minister Fudge and his undersecretoad, I think the word describes the situation precisely.

    Alorkin
  • GET RITA!

    (#) Wonderbee31 2009-09-09 04:56:01 PM

    Neatness, and glad to see Rita hoisted up indeed, and that this Harry seems very unwilling to let Dumbledore lead him by the nose like the canon version who was the magical version of a child soldier/suicide bomber.

    Author's response

    Heya WOnderbee! Long time!

    Yeah, I really hate that bitch too! She's done so much damage both in canon and fanon, to Harry&Co. over the years. I was only too happy to let her words strangle her. And just for fun, give it some naughtiness at the same time. Smirks

    Dumbledore is another character I really hate.

    Alorkin
  • GET RITA!

    (#) mwinter 2009-09-09 06:01:19 PM

    Could have been written better and finished up after Rita gets what she deserved.

    Author's response

    OK, though I feel the guillotine ending was appropriate. After that, it would be procedures and courts and the like. Been there, done that!

    Alorkin
  • GET RITA!

    (#) Cateagle 2009-09-09 07:03:03 PM

    Dman, that was hilarious reading and quite enjoyable, especially after a rugged day. Oh, why not the "European Institute for Eveily Inspired Overloards"? As opposed to the "European Institute for Evily Impaired Overloards" that Dumbles attended along with "Gelly".

    Author's response

    Heya again, Cat! It's always nice to read your reviews.

    This was a lot of fun to write. The challenge was to describe but leave it at innuendo.

    EIEIO: Where were you when wrote this? I wracked my brain for days looking for that second 'I'! Snicker!

    Until next time.

    Alorkin
  • GET RITA!

    (#) twilliams1797 2009-09-09 07:59:46 PM

    nastyuglycursious?. Man, I am adding that one to my repertoire.
    fini? Yeah, it is sufficient.doesn't need anything else.
    TimW


    Read my stories at: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/twilliams1797_stories/


    Politicians are like diapers.
    They need to be changed frequently.
    And for the same reason.

    Author's response

    Heya T. Thank you, thank you and thank yeew!

    I'm working on a list of curse names and their effects so I can use them when I need them.

    I hope to hear from you soon.

    Alorkin
  • GET RITA!

    (#) djo 2009-09-10 04:45:38 AM

    I loved it - what a way to make a point...

    Author's response

    Hoist 'pon her own petard. What better justice, neh?

    Alorkin
  • GET RITA!

    (#) dennisud 2009-09-10 11:11:42 AM

    I think hoisted on her own 'Butard' was appropo!

    ;-)

    Author's response

    OK, Butard will serve too!

    Alorkin
  • GET RITA!

    (#) Vanir 2009-09-10 12:01:57 PM

    snort
    Thanks. I needed that.
    Nastyuglycursius indeed...

    Vanir

    Author's response

    Glad you liked it, Vanir. It was a lot of fun to write.

    Alorkin
  • GET RITA!

    (#) Wolfric 2009-09-18 05:59:37 PM

    I enjoyed your story. The reactions of the participants might have some possibilities. I was thinking of the ending to Young Frankenstein and thought there might be some similar possibilities. Aside from that who doesn't like a good revenge story? Thanks for writing. W.

    Author's response

    Thank you Wolfric, I'm glad you enjoyed this.

    I must admit, I haven't seen 'Young Frankenstein' since it was released, (Showing my age here!) and while I admit there might have been some influence, I cannot recall what it was.

    Yupper! Revenge is always, good...especially if the 'vengee, provides the method of his/her downfall.

    Alorkin
  • GET RITA!

    (#) elwood94566 2009-09-18 11:45:24 PM

    The European Institute for Evil Incompetent Overlords’

    EIEIO

    Author's response

    Yeah yeah yeah! Now you tell me! Snicker!

    Glad you liked it.

    Alorkin

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