the Genie in the Toilet
And there was much rejoicing.
‘Hail, Dudes!’ quoth the guy at the counter. ‘We knoweth who thou art, and we knoweth what thou wanteth.’
And he didst predict what each of the Dudes’ favorite sandwiches were, and they didst eat there.
And so Dirty Uncle Orty didst go unto the bathroom and taketh a shit…